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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Canada
Timeline
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-1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

- 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

- 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

- 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

- 53 to flame the spell checkers

- 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

- 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

- another 6 to condemn those 6 as #######-retentive

- 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

- 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

- 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

- 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

- 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

- 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

- 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

- 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

- 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

- 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

- 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

- 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

- 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

- 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

- 44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

- 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

- 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

- 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

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TIMELINE

Civil Ceremony - 02/19/2005

I-130 Mailed Out - 02/25/2005

I-130 NOA1 - 03/04/2005

I-130 Approved - 04/07/2005

Pay I-864 - 05/13/2005

Return I-864 - 07/22/2005 *We mailed in the wrong birth certificate which led to a month or so delay*

Family Ceremony - 10/22/2005

Interview in Montreal - 12/22/2005

Activate Visa - 12/25/2005

Move to Virginia - 04/06/2006

Mailed I-751 - 11/02/2007

Received in Vermont - 11/05/2007

Check Cashed by VSC - 11/09/2007

Received NOA 1 - 11/10/2007

Biometrics - 01/10/2008

Card production ordered - 09/10/2008

Card received! - 09/17/2008

Now on to citizenship...

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Jamaica
Timeline
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:jest::jest::jest::jest:

12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

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Posted

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE funny

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE funny

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

Posted

sooooooooooooooooo true....of course, one to complain about IMBRA

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: Timeline
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derekkj,

You forgot the 8 who will respond with posts about large balls, and the hundreds who will follow them off on that tangent, because they failed to read correctly.

Yodrak

-1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

......

Edited by Yodrak
Filed: Country: India
Timeline
Posted
derekkj,

You forgot the 8 who will respond with posts about large balls, and the hundreds who will follow them off on that tangent, because they failed to read correctly.

Yodrak

-1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

......

Or the one on the TROLL... .. who will respond to those large balls.. slanting some racial slurs or somehow connecting it with some bodily function or.. the use of Large ladies in the garage or.. some other rediculous spam that tends to attach itself to almost every thread that is posted here...

Love isn't love unless it is expressed;

caring isn't caring unless the other person knows;

sharing isn't sharing unless the other person is included

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
Timeline
Posted
:lol: :lol: :lol:

(Puerto Rico) Luis & Laura (Brazil) K1 JOURNEY
04/11/2006 - Filed I-129F.
09/29/2006 - Visa in hand!

10/15/2006 - POE San Juan
11/15/2006 - MARRIAGE

AOS JOURNEY
01/05/2007 - AOS sent to Chicago.
03/26/2007 - Green Card in hand!

REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS JOURNEY
01/26/2009 - Filed I-751.
06/22/2009 - Green Card in hand!

NATURALIZATION JOURNEY
06/26/2014 - N-400 sent to Nebraska
07/02/2014 - NOA
07/24/2014 - Biometrics
10/24/2014 - Interview (approved)

01/16/2015 - Oath Ceremony


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Filed: Timeline
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szsz,

Good answer.

Yodrak

I pay the best person for the job. For immigration, it's me and not a lawyer. I work for a law firm, so that I know.
szsz,

Yet you do immigration on your own..... an indication of which is more important to get done correctly?

Yodrak

I pay someone to change my lightbulbs.

 

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