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NatalieC   1

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i've found the best is a large b or c. anything larger gets stretch marks with age

my boobs had stretch marks at age 12, it f*cking sucks. i was and am a big tom boy and i remember being out one day playing and then i noticed later on that i had a reddish line on the side of my ####### and on my chest. i thought i had maybe ran by a bush or tree and a branch scraped me while i was playing. unfortunately it wasnt the case! ( that is unless trees attack me naked randomly with out my remembering!)

once i have my kids' stage over and done with i intend to have a reduction. i wouldnt curse my worst enemy with large boobs. dont get me wrong, boobs rock, and brian loves them..... but i wish my genetics were 2-3 cups smaller. (and tough ####### for him. they are gonna get surgically smaller.)

as for length i personally think better to be shorter than longer. width on the other hand.... thats where id put up an argument.

to me there is nothing more un arousing than having some fun and saying ow cuz the freaking thing is, what feels like, poking you in the back of the throat -- and no im not referring to the act of oral sex. i feel badly sometimes having to say calm down or chill out because i feel like my uterus is about to come up my throat.( man im tired and laughing way too hard at writing that.)

everyone is different and likes different things. i did think it was sort of sad that ppl wouldnt buy the appropriate size for themselves. maybe if they change the size system to colours or shapes lol

"id like a square please" might make them get the proper stuff. at least at first :P

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I don't know, dedication = more orgasms. That's quantifiable.

agreed

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the gold medal winner in the tongue olympics

Congrats!

I'm an MD/PhD in the subject myself... then again we all love school here don't we? :thumbs:

Please excuse me... have to go study now... :D

:lol: I always make sure my hubby studies a lot so he will keep being medal winner :thumbs:



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* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

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*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
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eric&gen   0

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How do Chinese men :jest: produce they have small peters. :jest:

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Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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I don't know, dedication = more orgasms. That's quantifiable.

agreed

signed

the gold medal winner in the tongue olympics

Congrats!

I'm an MD/PhD in the subject myself... then again we all love school here don't we? :thumbs:

Please excuse me... have to go study now... :D

:lol: I always make sure my hubby studies a lot so he will keep being medal winner :thumbs:

I think we can come up with a champions' song... One by Queen perhaps?? :lol:

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   12,886

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wth r u doing dude

It's more relevant than ever.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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NArocks   13

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:rofl: I'll bite :lol:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



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My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
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meowmeowmeow   0

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LOL poor guys... swedish penile enlargement companies can make a fortune there.

Timeline:

Sent in I-130 form: 01/29/09

Interview Date: 11/08/09 (APPROVED!)

Visa in Hand: 11/12/09

POE: 01/30/10 (!!!!) at JFK Airport in NYC... can't wait!

Got the green card maybe 8 weeks after 01/30/10...

TBC....

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NArocks Mentor

NArocks   13

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***BUMP to go along woth our tatooed ####### thread :lol:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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Ban Hammer   12,886

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***BUMP to go along woth our tatooed ####### thread :lol:

aj loves this thread :jest:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Size does matter! :thumbs:

####### sizes are like breast sizes...it's what you do with what you got. Men and women shouldn't feel inadequate as lovers because of size.

Why do you say that you feeling inadequate? 1/2"? Thats like a fat lady saying she like her size!

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LOL poor guys... swedish penile enlargement companies can make a fortune there.

Cheaper to buy a strap-on? :blink:

'PAU' both wife and daughter in the U.S. 08/25/2009

Daughter's' CRBA Manila Embassy 08/07/2008 dual citizenship

http://crbausembassy....wordpress.com/

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***BUMP to go along woth our tatooed ####### thread :lol:

aj loves this thread :jest:

AJ is hung like a wild field mouse.

I hear city mice are bigger. :whistle:

'PAU' both wife and daughter in the U.S. 08/25/2009

Daughter's' CRBA Manila Embassy 08/07/2008 dual citizenship

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almaty   19

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well, arijit is well known for being hung like a hamster as is..myself and brother stevie

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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