Couple Arrested for Having Sex in a Home Depot at 8 A.M.

[mota bhai 2,675]

You never know when and where the mood might hit. Like, say... a Home Depot! At eight in the morning!

So it was for Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, who were arrested in North Charleston, South Carolina yesterday after being caught having sex in a "display shed" at their local Home Depot. The Smoking Gun has the details:

An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was “partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist.” Bowden was shirtless and “had his pants down near his knees; his ####### was exposed.”

During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”

Both were charged with disorderly conduct; Bowden faces an additional charge of indecent exposure due to the ####### thing.

http://gawker.com/these-two-were-arrested-for-having-sex-in-a-home-depot-1227194249

Edited August 30, 2013 by amriki bhai

[JohnR! 5,495]

Both were charged with disorderly conduct; Bowden faces an additional charge of indecent exposure due to the ####### thing.

If the ####### was exposed they should be charged for having bad sex...

[Novembro 1,763]

Kristin Stewart, is that you?

[mota bhai 2,675]

I assume they disengaged when they were caught.

[decocker 7,198]

I assume they disengaged when they were caught.

i don't know why that made me think of transformers.

[Darnell 8,479]

I think will be new protest this weekend, all over Murica, that includes the exposing of the #######, done in protest.

[Danno 1,228]

Q: Was a hoodie involved?

[decocker 7,198]

Q: Was a hoodie involved?

are you asking if the dude was circumcised?

[RGinWA 816]

Took her to the "wood shed" huh?

Maybe Home Depot will rename that model? LOL

[duraaraa 203]

Well, being the crazy radical I am and the like, I wonder the following:

1. Would it have been the same charges (minus the indecent exposure) had they been making out in the shed?

2. What it is about exposing one's ####### (or any other body part) that is so horrible? Personally, I'd rather not expose mine, but I don't care if someone else does.

3. How is it indecent exposure if he was in a shed? Someone opened the shed and found him. If someone opened my door, walked into my house, then walked into my bathroom and opened my shower and found me naked, would I be indecently exposing myself?

4. Was there a 'no sex allowed' sign posted at Home Depot?

[Darnell 8,479]

CL ad?

that's how they met? Fella was seeking a lass who enjoyed making love in the outdoors?

Tis a pity they were on such a low budget, though.

[Ban Hammer 14,297]

4. Was there a 'no sex allowed' sign posted at Home Depot?

probably right next to the no concealed firearms sign.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

probably right next to the no concealed firearms sign.

Has it really come to the point in America that we need. No public sex signs. I never cease to be amazed some think you have to tell the general public the basic laws of decency

[Rattlehead 69]

Has it really come to the point in America that we need. No public sex signs. I never cease to be amazed some think you have to tell the general public the basic laws of decency

Before you know it they're going to need signs in above the display toilets to dissuade people from trying to use them in the middle of the store...

(I laugh, but I seriously wonder how long it will be before we are at that point)

[Karee 4,191]

Before you know it they're going to need signs in above the display toilets to dissuade people from trying to use them in the middle of the store...

(I laugh, but I seriously wonder how long it will be before we are at that point)

I thought about posting that clip from one of the Jackass movies, but decided against it.