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If You Woke Up and Your Spouse was a Zombie...

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Novembro Mentor

Novembro   1,763

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Now this is a tough one.

Live as zombies and be paranoid that the team from l4d will come and hack me to pieces with a katana...

OR

Kill the husband to put him out of his misery and be like the l4d team and kill all the zombies...

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,113

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The sex would be dead boring. :(

Yea - just going through the motion :P

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Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,479

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kill zombies !!

why?

i never, ever, enjoyed tying up my spouse for sex.

if'n she was a zombie, well, i'd have her in a nice japanese knot-down, else she'd eat me..

no no no...

Edited by Darnell

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The Mean Lady   604

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See, I was picturing like Walking Dead World, and I'm not really interested in a world like that.

And given that my family is 8 hours away, finding them amidst a zombie outbreak would be really unlikely.

So, I'd be stuck in Canada with no one.

Might as well just be a zombie.

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Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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Shoot her, zombies are not a good thing. The person is gone, its just a very slowly rotting body left. Unless we lived in Xanth, then I'd join the zombie world, because Xanth zombies remember and are not into eating human flesh or brains.

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JTB11 Experienced

JTB11   1,079

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we actually had this conversation or rather....we acted it out on messenger. I shot him. Missed 2x but got him eventually.

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X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,113

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we actually had this conversation or rather....we acted it out on messenger. I shot him. Missed 2x but got him eventually.

:lol:

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MeredythB Collaborator

MeredythB   38

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I'd have to shoot him, 'cause he'd probably go after the baby. She's not walking yet, so even with his Zombie Shuffle, he'd catch up to her quick. Sorry Hubs, I loves ya, but I can't let you eat the baby. I didn't get admitted to the hospital for 10 days, have an emergency C-section, and pump just so you could snarf down Sophie Lou's sweet baby brains. You're a goner.

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X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,113

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I'd have to shoot myself

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Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,479

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I'd have to shoot myself

and let her eat you ? That's so sad.

I'd rather find a non-zombie lass and set up house (again) elsewhere.

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B&L Explorer

B&L   19

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The sex would be dead boring. :(

You're killin' me...

Also, I'm not the only one who thinks the processing time of the USCIS would still be the same if the entire world was zombies, am I?

Edited by B&L

K1 Timeline:

15th Feb 2013 - Mailed I-129F to CSC
21st Feb 2013 - NOA1

4th Jun 2013 - NOA2

7th Aug 2013 - Medical

5th Sep 2013 - Interview

4th Dec 2013 - POE SFO

 

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