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Addie_Goodvibes Proficient

Addie_Goodvibes   0

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In Honor of Stupid People . . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." :blink:

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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mawilson Grand Master

mawilson   2,133

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)

Absolutely true -- I actually thought "how clever -- why didn't I think of that?"

when I read the manual for my Rowenta iron. :D

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Marc and Olga   0

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On a Swedish chainsaw --"Do not attempt to stop chain with your ... genitals." :blink:

I'm concerned who thought that was a "good" idea?! :shocked::shocked:

I do not want a bunch of argument on this one but:

McDonald's Coffee anyone? "warning:contents may be hot"

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Done with USCIS until 2009!

Miranda&James Experienced

Miranda&James   8

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I once saw on a foldable stroller directions:

step 1 - please remove baby

!!!

:lol:

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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you can't fix stupid

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Heracles Grand Master

Heracles   417

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and you know why that has happened because some dipshit has sued for one of those reasons..

Every country should have a common sense law.. If something is common sense yet a person fails to see that, bad luck.. You get nothing..

According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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mmb   0

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)

Absolutely true -- I actually thought "how clever -- why didn't I think of that?"

when I read the manual for my Rowenta iron. :D

Well I burned my stomach doing just that. :blush:

In my defence I was only 13.

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NVC Received : 2006-10-20

NVC Left : 2006-10-23

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Packet 3 Received : 2006-11-06

Packet 3 Sent : 2006-12-02

Packet 4 Received : 2006-12-07

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US Entry : 2007-03-06

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PlatyPius Experienced

PlatyPius   5

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Yeah, it was the toothpicks that made me give up on the human race. Hope y'all like it there in the asylum...

LOL

On an automotive drive belt sleeve: "Do not attempt to replace belt while engine is running!"

(I used to do that SOOOO often! Saved a lot of time.)

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
Scott & Lai Mentor

Scott & Lai   12

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Yeah, it was the toothpicks that made me give up on the human race. Hope y'all like it there in the asylum...

LOL

On an automotive drive belt sleeve: "Do not attempt to replace belt while engine is running!"

(I used to do that SOOOO often! Saved a lot of time.)

Nice HGTG reference :lol:

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yogib37 Proficient

yogib37   3

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I once saw on a foldable stroller directions:

step 1 - please remove baby

!!!

but what if you already have the baby out and you unfolding it to put the baby in? hmmm things that make you wonder... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yeah, it was the toothpicks that made me give up on the human race. Hope y'all like it there in the asylum...

LOL

On an automotive drive belt sleeve: "Do not attempt to replace belt while engine is running!"

(I used to do that SOOOO often! Saved a lot of time.)

Yeah and honestly... I bet some dumb chopf##k did that and try to sue them cause they did not have a warning label on the packing..

Mrs. Forgetful Proficient

Mrs. Forgetful   2

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Oh boy! Now I'm worried

Adil & Janine

06/17/06- Wedding

08/16/06- I-130 and EAD sent with AOS packet

08/24/06- I-130, EAD, I-485 recieved

08/28/06- NOA1 for I-130, EAD, and I-485

09/01/06- Recieved boimetrics appointment letter

09/07/06- Biometrics appointment

10/24/06- Recieved letter for initial interview

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11/27/06- EAD Recieved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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12/27/06- Recieved welcome letter

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09/18/08- Sent I-751... hopefully I did it corectly!

09/something... recieved NOA1 for I-751

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10/25/08- Biometrics appontment!

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