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The British have reacted to the recent terrorism alerts by raising their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been recategorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on heightened level alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans likewise have also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians on the other hand, are all on holiday, as is customary, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.


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Um...London is an actual target for terrorists, as the 7/7/2005 bombings demonstrated. Over 50 people were killed that day, you know. I was in London on one of the bombed tube lines maybe 10 days before the bombings and lemme tell you, it scared the ###### out of me.

It isn't funny.


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Um...London is an actual target for terrorists, as the 7/7/2005 bombings demonstrated. Over 50 people were killed that day, you know. I was in London on one of the bombed tube lines maybe 10 days before the bombings and lemme tell you, it scared the ###### out of me.

It isn't funny.

9/11 scared the F##K out of me!


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Nice bit of anti-European propaganda...........very intelligent! not surprising considering the poster........ manage to make your way out of the Brazilian jungle Charles?, shame you weren't on that plane......

I guess the Americans would raise their level from "dude where's my car?"

to "sheesh I just shot another friendly again"........

:lol:

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Nice bit of anti-European propaganda...........very intelligent! not surprising considering the poster........ manage to make your way out of the Brazilian jungle Charles?, shame you weren't on that plane......

I guess the Americans would raise their level from "dude where's my car?"

to "sheesh I just shot another friendly again"........

:lol:

typical pro european, rodney king mentality :thumbs:


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Nice bit of anti-European propaganda...........very intelligent! not surprising considering the poster........ manage to make your way out of the Brazilian jungle Charles?, shame you weren't on that plane......

I guess the Americans would raise their level from "dude where's my car?"

to "sheesh I just shot another friendly again"........

:lol:

"Anti-European propaganda" ?!?! Talk about "sheesh".... :wacko:

By the way, I'm American, and I find your two lines for the American terror alert to be extremely funny ! :thumbs: Let's have some more.... come on.... bring 'em on !


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Nice bit of anti-European propaganda...........very intelligent! not surprising considering the poster........ manage to make your way out of the Brazilian jungle Charles?, shame you weren't on that plane......

I guess the Americans would raise their level from "dude where's my car?"

to "sheesh I just shot another friendly again"........

:lol:

C'mon...it's funny..... :P

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