The long form is a fake.

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• If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document's safety paper be so seamless?

• Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?

• What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?

• In the “This Birth” box there are two mysterious Xs above “Twin” and “Triplet.” Is there a sibling or two unaccounted for?

• What is the significance of the mysterious numbers, seen vertically, on the document’s right side?

• Finally, the “Signature of Local Registrar” in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity. Note to forgers: it is spelled “Ukulele.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/barack-obama/birth-obama-certer-movement-098513

[Obama 2012 1,714]

and the smoking gun is rarely wrong on things.....

all of those items, the 'birther' people here noticed as well...

[Zero Sum 305]

The numbers on the right side is Obama's Muslim ID serial number.

Edited April 27, 2011 by Zero Sum

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

and the smoking gun is rarely wrong on things.....

all of those items, the 'birther' people here noticed as well...

are they wrong that these claims are "nutty" as stated in the article?

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Anonymous Facebook comment - hilarious!

obama tear open your chest and prove you arent filled with spiders. go on and do it you wouldnt have a problem with doing it if you werent. obama show us the spiders

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Anonymous Facebook comment - hilarious!

obama tear open your chest and prove you arent filled with spiders. go on and do it you wouldnt have a problem with doing it if you werent. obama show us the spiders

[Zero Sum 305]

Anonymous Facebook comment - hilarious!

obama tear open your chest and prove you arent filled with spiders. go on and do it you wouldnt have a problem with doing it if you werent. obama show us the spiders

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... birthers on rightwing forums, maintaining the significance of a meaningless distinction between a “certificate of live birth” (the term used by the state of Hawaii) and a birth certificate, have already dismissed the new copy as either a forgery or as evidence that Obama doesn’t satisfy the “natural born citizen” clause of the Constitution as part of the eligibility requirements for American presidents. A sample comment, from the user “sten” on FreeRepublic.com:

so now we know his father was not an American citizen when 0bama was born

on to the next issue.

how could he be a natural born citizen… if both parents are not American citizens

This muddled take on natural born citizenship is characteristic of the birther movement. As most Americans well know (and have recently expressed opposition to), citizenship is granted to anyone born in the U.S. While the term “natural born citizen” is not specifically defined in the original Constitution, the Fourteenth Amendment makes it clear that anyone born in the U.S. is a citizen.

http://washingtonindependent.com/108642/obama-on-birth-certificate-questions-%E2%80%98we-do-not-have-time-for-this-kind-of-silliness%E2%80%99

Phil Berg, who filed one of the original birther lawsuits, now believes that Obama was adopted by his Indonesian father and lost his U.S. citizenship:

"I think the issue is that he's not any more natural born. I don't care if he releases his birth certificate or whatever," said Berg. "Let's see his records coming back through immigration."

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0411/Birthers_unmoved.html

[The Dude 206]

Anonymous Facebook comment - hilarious!

obama tear open your chest and prove you arent filled with spiders. go on and do it you wouldnt have a problem with doing it if you werent. obama show us the spiders

I wish I could steal that FB status and get away with it. Effing awesome.

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I wish I could steal that FB status and get away with it.

There's no reason you can't.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Is anyone actually surprised? That was the first thing that came to mind when I read that the long demanded birth certificate was released - the birthers will claim it ain't real. They're a bunch of crazies. It's not about where he was born, it's about this black guy having broken into the White House. That drives them nuts. There isn't a shred of sanity in that crowd. Not a shred.

[Dakine10 5,452]

• If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document's safety paper be so seamless?

• Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?

• What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?

• In the “This Birth” box there are two mysterious Xs above “Twin” and “Triplet.” Is there a sibling or two unaccounted for?

• What is the significance of the mysterious numbers, seen vertically, on the document’s right side?

• Finally, the “Signature of Local Registrar” in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity. Note to forgers: it is spelled “Ukulele.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/barack-obama/birth-obama-certer-movement-098513

OMG, Barack Hussein Obama's father is Barack Hussain Obama. This strongly suggests the possibility of time travel. I wish I could remember how the grandfather paradox works.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

OMG, Barack Hussein Obama's father is Barack Hussain Obama.

Wait, what? He fathered himself? If so, the birthers were right all along. His father, the long form shows, was born in Kenya. In other words, Obama was born in Kenya before then fathering himself to be born in the US. He also was born a Muslim before then fathering his Christian self.

Edited April 27, 2011 by Mr. Big Dog

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Phil Berg, who filed one of the original birther lawsuits, now believes that Obama was adopted by his Indonesian father and lost his U.S. citizenship:

"I think the issue is that he's not any more natural born. I don't care if he releases his birth certificate or whatever," said Berg. "Let's see his records coming back through immigration."

These people are such f&cking morons it's unreal - you can not "lose" your citizenship unless you renounce it, as any fule on VJ knows

Edited April 27, 2011 by Trompe le Monde

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These people are such f&cking morons it's unreal - you can not "lose" your citizenship unless you renounce it, as any fule on VJ knows

Maybe we can send Danno and Shooter to go skewl Mr. Berg.