Two dumbo-criminal tales from FL

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Sarasota -- homeless man on trial hides lots of stuff....

Palm City man arrested for crack possession claims the crack was "probably there when the shirt was purchased"

[Amby 490]

A Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was keeping an illegal fanny pack — in his fanny.

Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his #######, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.

Using a rectum as a smuggling compartment is nothing new in Florida, but this has to set some kind of world record or at least a state jail system mark.

On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS.

Now that's some serious junk in the trunk. Lansing must have been packing for the entire cell block.

Deputies also found a coupon up Lansing's butt. Not sure why he was keeping that since those things do have an expiration date, but we'd be curious to know what the discount was for.

Lansing allegedly had the items in his ####### during the entire time he was before the judge who sent him to prison.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41607150/ns/us_news-weird_news/

[misterbigtoe 45]

Deputies also found a coupon up Lansing's butt. Not sure why he was keeping that since those things do have an expiration date, but we'd be curious to know what the discount was for.

Lansing allegedly had the items in his ####### during the entire time he was before the judge who sent him to prison.

http://www.msnbc.msn...ews-weird_news/

[Amby 490]

I'm still laughing about this one. A receipt and a coupon?

[Nagishkaw 510]

:lol:

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Where did you pull that out from?

Edited February 17, 2011 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[misterbigtoe 45]

maybe he was planning on returning the condom!

Where did you pull that out from?

Hahaha, again! My highly placed sources have sworn me to secrecy!

[Amby 490]

it's such a strange combo what kind of person is prepared to smoke a cigarette that was up their azz?

[misterbigtoe 45]

What the hell was the flint for? Should have kept looking for the zippo!

[Harsh_77 716]

it's such a strange combo what kind of person is prepared to smoke a cigarette that was up their azz?

I am thinking the same - who was going to smoke the cig that was up in this guys ####..... lol

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

it's such a strange combo what kind of person is prepared to smoke a cigarette that was up their azz?

Bill Clinton? Sorry that cigar was in another opening.

[Dan and Judy 614]

it's such a strange combo what kind of person is prepared to smoke a cigarette that was up their azz?

Probably most people that are addicted to cigarettes if they didnt have access to any other cigarettes. Thankfully I don't smoke and I don't know what rules they have in regards to smoking in the big house.

I don't know of anyone addicted to lip balm so that would be harder for me to understand. the flint is a reusable lighter that would be easy to conceal. I think

they are sensationalizing by counting each pill as a separate item.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

He probably put the stuff in a plastic bag or two and stuffed it away.

[Amby 490]

if the blue pills were viagra then it really makes the story great

[Ban Hammer 12,837]

it's such a strange combo what kind of person is prepared to smoke a cigarette that was up their azz?

it's a new flavor....regular, menthol, azz flavored.....