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A Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was keeping an illegal fanny pack — in his fanny.

Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his #######, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.

Using a rectum as a smuggling compartment is nothing new in Florida, but this has to set some kind of world record or at least a state jail system mark.

On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS.

Now that's some serious junk in the trunk. Lansing must have been packing for the entire cell block.

Deputies also found a coupon up Lansing's butt. Not sure why he was keeping that since those things do have an expiration date, but we'd be curious to know what the discount was for.

Lansing allegedly had the items in his ####### during the entire time he was before the judge who sent him to prison.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41607150/ns/us_news-weird_news/


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Deputies also found a coupon up Lansing's butt. Not sure why he was keeping that since those things do have an expiration date, but we'd be curious to know what the discount was for.

Lansing allegedly had the items in his ####### during the entire time he was before the judge who sent him to prison.

http://www.msnbc.msn...ews-weird_news/

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03/2008--Met while working together in Mongolia
06/21/10--Married in Ulaanbaatar on the Summer solstice
USCIS
09/06/10--I-130 package mailed to USCIS Chicago Lockbox
12/14/10--NOA2 hardcopy rec'd, Dec 09 notice date<APPROVED>86 Days
NVC
12/22/10-NVC / IIN Number issued, AOS bill paid
12/26/10-DS-3032 emailed
January4............IV bill paid, discovered error by preparer
USCIS ROUND 2
01/04/11-- I-130 package for stepson sent express with expedite plea
01/11/11---Congressional expedite plea lodged with USCIS
01/20/11--- Notice date, APPROVED 14 days
NVC ROUND 2
01/26/11--- NVC/IIN Numbers issued, DS-3032 Emailed
02/07/11--- AOS/IV packages fedexed to NVC
02/24/11--- Both Cases Completed at NVC
CONSULAR
04/27/11--- Interview passed
05/29/11--- POE ORD
08/2011--- I-551s arrive

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REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS

04/18/13--- I-751 mailed

09/25/13---ROC approval

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cockblockcoupon.png

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Where did you pull that out from?

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Edited by IR5FORMUMSIE

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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laughing.gif maybe he was planning on returning the condom!

Where did you pull that out from?

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Hahaha, again! My highly placed sources have sworn me to secrecy!


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03/2008--Met while working together in Mongolia
06/21/10--Married in Ulaanbaatar on the Summer solstice
USCIS
09/06/10--I-130 package mailed to USCIS Chicago Lockbox
12/14/10--NOA2 hardcopy rec'd, Dec 09 notice date<APPROVED>86 Days
NVC
12/22/10-NVC / IIN Number issued, AOS bill paid
12/26/10-DS-3032 emailed
January4............IV bill paid, discovered error by preparer
USCIS ROUND 2
01/04/11-- I-130 package for stepson sent express with expedite plea
01/11/11---Congressional expedite plea lodged with USCIS
01/20/11--- Notice date, APPROVED 14 days
NVC ROUND 2
01/26/11--- NVC/IIN Numbers issued, DS-3032 Emailed
02/07/11--- AOS/IV packages fedexed to NVC
02/24/11--- Both Cases Completed at NVC
CONSULAR
04/27/11--- Interview passed
05/29/11--- POE ORD
08/2011--- I-551s arrive

heart.gif NEW YEAR'S EVE 2011, WE WELCOME OUR BABY GIRL TO THE FAMILYheart.gif

REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS

04/18/13--- I-751 mailed

09/25/13---ROC approval

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What the hell was the flint for? Should have kept looking for the zippo!


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03/2008--Met while working together in Mongolia
06/21/10--Married in Ulaanbaatar on the Summer solstice
USCIS
09/06/10--I-130 package mailed to USCIS Chicago Lockbox
12/14/10--NOA2 hardcopy rec'd, Dec 09 notice date<APPROVED>86 Days
NVC
12/22/10-NVC / IIN Number issued, AOS bill paid
12/26/10-DS-3032 emailed
January4............IV bill paid, discovered error by preparer
USCIS ROUND 2
01/04/11-- I-130 package for stepson sent express with expedite plea
01/11/11---Congressional expedite plea lodged with USCIS
01/20/11--- Notice date, APPROVED 14 days
NVC ROUND 2
01/26/11--- NVC/IIN Numbers issued, DS-3032 Emailed
02/07/11--- AOS/IV packages fedexed to NVC
02/24/11--- Both Cases Completed at NVC
CONSULAR
04/27/11--- Interview passed
05/29/11--- POE ORD
08/2011--- I-551s arrive

heart.gif NEW YEAR'S EVE 2011, WE WELCOME OUR BABY GIRL TO THE FAMILYheart.gif

REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS

04/18/13--- I-751 mailed

09/25/13---ROC approval

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it's such a strange combo :lol: what kind of person is prepared to smoke a cigarette that was up their azz? :lol:

Bill Clinton? Sorry that cigar was in another opening. rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif


IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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it's such a strange combo :lol: what kind of person is prepared to smoke a cigarette that was up their azz? :lol:

Probably most people that are addicted to cigarettes if they didnt have access to any other cigarettes. Thankfully I don't smoke and I don't know what rules they have in regards to smoking in the big house.

I don't know of anyone addicted to lip balm so that would be harder for me to understand. the flint is a reusable lighter that would be easy to conceal. I think

they are sensationalizing by counting each pill as a separate item.

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it's such a strange combo :lol: what kind of person is prepared to smoke a cigarette that was up their azz? :lol:

it's a new flavor....regular, menthol, azz flavored.....


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