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If you're in a relationship, married or none, read this. You'll know why at the end

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Seems like every 6-9 months, someone posts this fictional story.

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MARRIAGE By Stephanie Halmilton When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt

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this story is a bunch of #######.

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Yeah. Not every poster is as seasoned as some of us are. You might as well tell all the neighborhood kids you ate the Easter Bunny for dinner, so no colored eggs this year.

I haven't eaten the Easter Bunny. mad.gif

He's on the menu for Valentine's Day.biggrin.gif

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Yeah. Not every poster is as seasoned as some of us are. You might as well tell all the neighborhood kids you ate the Easter Bunny for dinner, so no colored eggs this year.

That was well over 2 weeks ago and he made into a delicious conejo paella.

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I'm trying to figure out what I got out of re-reading this story, except a mildly dyspeptic stomach. Joyce, where's that pink lemonade Metamucil?

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Stop the hate!

I wonder why there isn't more sympathy for Jane. She clearly has issues, and her affair with Mr. Asswipe was a clear cry for help. This pile of donkey dung treats her as an object of disdain, not someone with hopes and dreams, and something to offer in this cruel, cruel world.

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Touching. Thank you for sharing. Luckily, the man seems intellegent and civilized while in my neighbourhood, most of the man can not appreciate woman. Even when we try to open their heads by a strong hammer, they keep stupid. Unsolved.

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Touching. Thank you for sharing. Luckily, the man seems intellegent and civilized while in my neighbourhood, most of the man can not appreciate woman. Even when we try to open their heads by a strong hammer, they keep stupid. Unsolved.

Absolutely hilarious !

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Yeah. Not every poster is as seasoned as some of us are. You might as well tell all the neighborhood kids you ate the Easter Bunny for dinner, so no colored eggs this year.

I haven't eaten the Easter Bunny. mad.gif

He's on the menu for Valentine's Day.biggrin.gif

I don't know why you would put up with this, "seasoned" is just a code-word for OLD.

Why not just say before long you will be able to hide your own Easter eggs?

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Very sweet story.. :)

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