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[ValerieA 350]

Why is it always the chicken? Why not, say, the turtle?

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Why is it always the chicken? Why not, say, the turtle?

Choke the turtles chicken?

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

What about choke the precious flower? Do not neglect the precious flower!!!!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

What about choke the precious flower? Do not neglect the precious flower!!!!

But you don't choke it, you stroke it. Men choke and stroke.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

But you don't choke it, you stroke it. Men choke and stroke.

Wow, that's a level of coordination I didn't know men could achieve!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

And if you're ambidextrous, it feels like someone else is doing it.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

And if you're ambidextrous, it feels like someone else is doing it.

That's given me a quite a bit to mull over or, indeed, to chew on.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

That's given me a quite a bit to mull over or, indeed, to chew on.

I'm right handed, but if I use my left, it feels completely different. The only problem is my hand keeps slipping off.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

I'm right handed, but if I use my left, it feels completely different. The only problem is my hand keeps slipping off.

Are you quoting from very recent experience?

I do know what you mean. Frankly, I'm too clumsy to be coordinated enough to do anything terribly delicate with my left hand beyond pick up a beer bottle. Speaking of which, I have no beers. I believe a beer run is necessary in my near future.

[Pooky 3,348]

Today, I will be mostly .......... chasing munchkin

[Doris_G 4]

Status: Need coffee; no manservant on-site to provide it; must sally forth amongst the unwashed masses to get some. Shudder. Sun is too damn bright!

Biotch, where the hell are you in SoCal? We SO need to meet and swap Bingo cards.

maven, I live where the Bland Meets the Sand (Westside).

And you? I recall reading that you were planning a move...Westward ho? Say yes!

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Status: Need coffee; no manservant on-site to provide it; must sally forth amongst the unwashed masses to get some. Shudder. Sun is too damn bright!

maven, I live where the Bland Meets the Sand (Westside).

And you? I recall reading that you were planning a move...Westward ho? Say yes!

Moving to Palms in two weeks -- let's get bland, baby.

[Doris_G 4]

Today, I will be mostly .......... chasing munchkin

"Chasing the munchkin"...I'm adding that one to the spank-bank lexicon.

Status: Junk food coma.

By eating an entire box of cheese-flavored crackers, at least I got in 8% of my RDA of iron.

[Doris_G 4]

Moving to Palms in two weeks -- let's get bland, baby.

Excellent. Palms puts you in hollering range of Dear John's.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Excellent. Palms puts you in hollering range of Dear John's.

I have no idea what that means, but I assume that's awesome.