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[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Who weighs 300 lbs?

Gary and Slim's egos.

[Captain Oates 911]

Actually Alla's measurements, shoe size and dress size are listed on her modeling ad from her agency. Linked in my signature. Why? because that is how you get people to pay you $500 for four hours of having your picture taken in their clothes and then get to keep the clothes too!

Oh, and her first exclusive contract was in Montreal where they have to import Ukrainians from the USA to model for Canadian clients.

The sour grapes, mealy mouthed excuse mongers can put up or shut up. And I never said "Alla is hotter than your wife" How would anyone know without a photo from the other side?

Alla is hot, modeling in Montreal, Boston, New York and Providence, interpreting for the USCIS and CBP and learning to teach English. Sexy, beautiful, smart, AND she chose ME.

I will note it was Rob that started this by stating Slim's wife may not retain her Russian hotness. I doubt it.

Chelsea Clinton's husband to be says she is the most too...

[Ban Hammer 14,296]

anyway my do-dah is bigger than all of yours and I would post it except VJ doesn't allow enough pixels so there !

you never met eric, did you?

She's smokin hot!

she's also nucking futs!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

you never met eric, did you?

Dude, are you still obsessed with him?

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Chelsea Clinton's husband to be says she is the most too...

He's wrong and we have photos to prove it. we do NOT have photos of Mel. In fact are there ANY photos of women in the UK/Canada/Anzac forums? Or just a bunch of cartoon characters and scraped photos from movie trailers?

Hop on over tot he RUB forum where most of the men post photos of their wives and families. You can even check out my "photos" of the boys and me too, for those who want to say I am old and fat, I AM bald(ing)

Put up or shut up. And the Soviet national anthem is TONS better in music quality than "Oh! Canada!"

[Ban Hammer 14,296]

Dude, are you still obsessed with him?

dude, must you think everyone is obsessed with someone?

[Captain Oates 911]

you never met eric, did you?

she's also nucking futs!

Hoo zerick ?

Is he a horse ? - he would have to be a horse to out-waggle my wongle

ps my 1st mother in law was uglier than all yours so hows that feel eh ?

[Ban Hammer 14,296]

Mine -

215, 5'8", 31, 11, 30 - http://www.myspace.com/bradleysettle/photos

Hers -

130, 5'7", 20, 8, 32

Standing by for yours.

myspace. i don't know you anymore

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

dude, must you think everyone is obsessed with someone?

The guy is long gone - you're the one who always brings him up and inserts him into conversations.

[The_Dude 1,142]

He's wrong and we have photos to prove it. we do NOT have photos of Mel. In fact are there ANY photos of women in the UK/Canada/Anzac forums? Or just a bunch of cartoon characters and scraped photos from movie trailers?

Hop on over tot he RUB forum where most of the men post photos of their wives and families. You can even check out my "photos" of the boys and me too, for those who want to say I am old and fat, I AM bald(ing)

Put up or shut up. And the Soviet national anthem is TONS better in music quality than "Oh! Canada!"

Gary, you sad sad fool. I'm not going to post pictures of my wife because you want me to. I don't need to. I don't need validation from other people to know that my wife is beautiful. It means nothing to me. I think it speaks volumes about you and slim and your ilk that you need to post pictures so that others can comment. Sad really.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Hoo zerick ?

Is he a horse ? - he would have to be a horse to out-waggle my wongle

ps my 1st mother in law was uglier than all yours so hows that feel eh ?

Metric system does NOT make it bigger. Photos please.

[slim 1,533]

Do you think the statement "I find my wife more attractive" has the same meaning as "my wife is more attractive"?

Since that's not what he posted I'll go ahead and post it for you to review -

"You find your wife attractive, I find mine a lot more so."

In that statement he's directly comparing the two wives and since Gary's wife is actually known to him - because Alla's picture is right there for all to see - it's not a theoretical comparison of "I find my wife more attractive" it is a "my wife is more attractive."

He further supported this position by implying the allure of RUB women was ineffective on him. That's two points of "my wife is more attractive than yours."

Seriously Slim and Gary. You need to maybe go to a community college and take a basic reading comprehension course. You seem to miss the point with each passing post. I'd think you were just forum trolls out for lulz, but your consistently dense posts say otherwise.

Once again, thanks for the compliments that I'm not like you. If you'll see my response immediately before this one, I think you'll find your community college education was a waste of money.

Clearly you do not understand the difference between a subjective statement and an objective one.

Go ahead and review that first response again. I think you yourself missed it in this case.

Either that, or you've done what you typically do and that's applied your objective thinking to the subjective reality of the real world.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

He's wrong and we have photos to prove it. we do NOT have photos of Mel. In fact are there ANY photos of women in the UK/Canada/Anzac forums? Or just a bunch of cartoon characters and scraped photos from movie trailers?

Hop on over tot he RUB forum where most of the men post photos of their wives and families. You can even check out my "photos" of the boys and me too, for those who want to say I am old and fat, I AM bald(ing)

Put up or shut up. And the Soviet national anthem is TONS better in music quality than "Oh! Canada!"

Does it really not occur that it's rather low class to play this sort of game. You are using your own wife as if she is some sort of commodity or a piece of meat to be adjudicated on by strangers on the internet.

[The_Dude 1,142]

myspace. i don't know you anymore

Myspace is the ghetto of the internets.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

How come we never see Gary? That's what I want to know! He may very well be an Internet Esper.