Feminism to blame for girls gone wild

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

You had your iPhone in the shower with you? Kinky, Maven. I am impressed.

No, I was getting out of the shower. My iPhone blurped at me that I had a text message, and I saw who it was from. Instead of replying, I held down the button to activate Voice Control and call the person back. However, while I was doing this I had the fascia pointed away from me, and the camera pointed AT me. Instead of making a call, it took a picture of me and sent it as an MMS reply to the original texter. How this happened, I have no idea, since I have been unable to replicate it when fully clothed in my miniskirt and stilettos.

Maven also showers in high heels

This is also true. I sing traditional Elizabethan lays of love whilst I perform my ablutions as well, in a fine, sweet alto voice with a hint of duskiness.

[ValerieA 350]

No, I was getting out of the shower. My iPhone blurped at me that I had a text message, and I saw who it was from. Instead of replying, I held down the button to activate Voice Control and call the person back. However, while I was doing this I had the fascia pointed away from me, and the camera pointed AT me. Instead of making a call, it took a picture of me and sent it as an MMS reply to the original texter. How this happened, I have no idea, since I have been unable to replicate it when fully clothed in my miniskirt and stilettos.

This is also true. I sing traditional Elizabethan lays of love whilst I perform my ablutions as well, in a fine, sweet alto voice with a hint of duskiness.

I am going to ban my iPhone from my presence while naked now.

[KaiserD 12]

Shower + ignorance of iPhone technologies = oopsie sext.

That is all.

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Ohh wow, I thought you were going to launch into a joke on the actual shows and now I look like a right nosy cow Sorry!

No, I was getting out of the shower. My iPhone blurped at me that I had a text message, and I saw who it was from. Instead of replying, I held down the button to activate Voice Control and call the person back. However, while I was doing this I had the fascia pointed away from me, and the camera pointed AT me. Instead of making a call, it took a picture of me and sent it as an MMS reply to the original texter. How this happened, I have no idea, since I have been unable to replicate it when fully clothed in my miniskirt and stilettos.

Oops that must have been quite awkward to explain.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Ohh wow, I thought you were going to launch into a joke on the actual shows and now I look like a right nosy cow Sorry!

Oops that must have been quite awkward to explain.

No offence taken.

It was sent to my estranged husband, so at least he'd seen me naked before. Of all the people I would feel least worried about sending that to, he's the one. Still, he wondered if it was a come-on.

I stay away from the iPhone now when in advanced stages of dishabille.

[KaiserD 12]

Sounds like advice we can all learn from

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

well, at least it wasn't a boss....or a client

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Let's not get confused. Feminism and femininity are two different things. I dress very feminine (yes, I love stilettos and skirts) and yet I am a feminist.

None of us who value such things are confused about femininity/feminism... or by your disguise.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

don't worry, we are equally not fooled by false masculinity

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

What do you understand by feminism, Gary?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Why no mention of platform shoes?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Why no mention of platform shoes?

Or porn-star stilettos that literally say "** me". I saw some in a department store the other day and was quite disturbed.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I do a twisting double back flip in stilettos but only a back handspring wearing platforms - they are simply too clunky for my amazing feminine super powers

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

What do you understand by feminism, Gary?

It isn't important. we choose who we want to spend our lives with. I do not want to spend my life with a feminist. I want to spend my life with a woman...a feminine woman. You do not have to like it, neither does anyone else.

don't worry, we are equally not fooled by false masculinity

I am happy for you. But I really couldn't possibly care less what shoes YOU wear.

[Nina~ 431]

It isn't important. we choose who we want to spend our lives with. I do not want to spend my life with a feminist. I want to spend my life with a woman...a feminine woman. You do not have to like it, neither does anyone else.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Don't worry - your opinion on me is completely inconsequential