Russell Brand advises against threesomes

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Russell Brand says threesomes are a bad idea - because you could touch another man's testicles.

The British comic star - renowned for his womanizing ways - insists you should only have sex with a girl and another man if you are attracted to guys as well as women, otherwise stick to one-on-one bedroom fun.

He told Rolling Stone magazine: "I would urge people, men especially, unless they're bisexual, to avoid the two-male threesome. You're essentially getting less there than you would have got anyway. Half the involvement in sex and at least doubled the risk of someone farting in the room. And the constant threat of what I know as 'nut brush'."

Explaining what the 'nut brush' is, Russell said: "The 'nut brush' is the phenomena where if you take a threesome to its natural conclusion you may very well find your testicles being impeached by another man's testicles. That's not my idea of a party!"

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[luckytxn 2,264]

Ladies. There is nothing wrong at all if the other lady brushes anything with you in a threesome. JS.

[Peikko 1,575]

Russell is a very intelligent guy, but he is also rather eccentric. He delights in making shocking statements and got fired from the BBC for a prank that was deemed unacceptable - personally I wouldn't have fired him. I was also disgusted that they fired him but not Johnathan Ross, that was pitiful.

He is also rather a good actor.

[Ban Hammer 13,396]

Russell Brand says threesomes are a bad idea - because you could touch another man's testicles.

The British comic star - renowned for his womanizing ways - insists you should only have sex with a girl and another man if you are attracted to guys as well as women, otherwise stick to one-on-one bedroom fun.

He told Rolling Stone magazine: "I would urge people, men especially, unless they're bisexual, to avoid the two-male threesome. You're essentially getting less there than you would have got anyway. Half the involvement in sex and at least doubled the risk of someone farting in the room. And the constant threat of what I know as 'nut brush'."

Explaining what the 'nut brush' is, Russell said: "The 'nut brush' is the phenomena where if you take a threesome to its natural conclusion you may very well find your testicles being impeached by another man's testicles. That's not my idea of a party!"

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hasn't this guy ever heard of two chicks at the same time?

[SMOKE 1,426]

Russell Brand says threesomes are a bad idea - because you could touch another man's testicles.

excellent point russell.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

hasn't this guy ever heard of two chicks at the same time?

He's being comedic.

[scandal 951]

This topic was covered (hysterically) in Entourage, where it was referred to as "Crossing swords":

Turtle: We accidentally crossed swords.

Eric Murphy: Ew.

Vincent Chase: Really? Where there any women there at least?

Turtle: Yeah, #######, it was a threesome, okay? It's no biggie... crossing is an occupational hazard.

[Welshcookie 17]

Russell is a very intelligent guy, but he is also rather eccentric. He delights in making shocking statements and got fired from the BBC for a prank that was deemed unacceptable - personally I wouldn't have fired him. I was also disgusted that they fired him but not Johnathan Ross, that was pitiful.

He is also rather a good actor.

I personally disagree...Ross is far more entertaining, Brand I just don't care for. As an "actor"... meh.

[justashooter 430]

hasn't this guy ever heard of two chicks at the same time?

natural homosexual tendencies of english men finding a one girl 3 way an acceptable excuse for expression of denied urge.

in USA a 3 way is always a guy and 2 girls.

[Amby 490]

natural homosexual tendencies of english men finding a one girl 3 way an acceptable excuse for expression of denied urge.

in USA a 3 way is always a guy and 2 girls.

really? ALWAYS?