Guess WHO I AM?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Brilliant people are always in the minority. It is why MENSA has a membership of the top ONE percent. The un-washed hoardes tend toward the Democrat party

[scandal 951]

I'm not sure about brilliant people, but I'd agree that self-delusional people are (thankfully) in the minority. So (thankfully) are elitists.

[ready4ONE 5,400]

Brilliant people are always in the minority. It is why MENSA has a membership of the top ONE percent. The un-washed hoardes tend toward the Democrat party

Yes you can always tell the special ones from their baby pics, you parents must have been very proud:

[Wei&Shu(Joe) 2]

Try and Guess WHO I AM?

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

* I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

* Later in life, some really stupid people raised questions about my real name for political gain. Many people who have trouble distinguishing internet rumor/conspiracy theory from reality were confused.

* My birth records were clear and I was easily able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate. However, those really stupid, delusional people raised questions about my birth certificate because it looked like every other birth certificate from Hawaii and this confused them. They were also thrown off by the heading on my birth certificate, which indicated it was a record of "live birth." They were thrown off because all theirs said "Certificate of Still Birth."

* I grew up practicing Christianity but converted to Christianity, because, again, a group of brain dead Americans decided to pretend I was raised a Muslim. I practiced such non-traditional beliefs as going to church and praying to Jesus but didn't follow Christianity, because some a@@holes on the internet think everything they read at Stormfront is true. Since Hitler on the other hand also grew up close to his devout Catholic mother and practiced Christianity all his life, this also corrects the fictitious conservative history that Hitler practiced some other faith in childhood. Perhaps the author wishes to inform us that conservatives don't have sufficient mental skills to either read historical texts or differentiate "having a grandparent who may have been born into another religion" and "practicing another religion in childhood."

* I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult. Many of the people mentioned above decided (without any evidence but their internet echo chamber) that I was "disguising myself" as someone who really cared about them.

* That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career. (Interesting how these people are in my head reading my thoughts isn't it but they can because they are conservatives and conservatives have special powers!)

* I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child. DUH!

* I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They ( again, who would "they" be?) said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced their conceit that they were able to be in my head, read my mind, recognize my conceit and reveal to the world the special knowledge they obtained from reading my thoughts. They are like total 21st century Nostradumass!)

* I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization, except for my rather impressive resume as Editor of Harvard Law Review, a professor of Constitutional Law and community organizer and you may have noticed that I was a United States Senator, which, while probably incredibly more impressive than the author of this post doesn't count because I'm A) Black B) "Liberal" C) Democrat Believe me, if you are stupid enough, you can pretend it never happened too! Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.. Or like thetans to a poor volcano traveler, maybe?

* I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego. (Again, so impressive that conservative spies were living in my head all those years monitoring my ego attachments. They are like little Bodhisattva drones! Spooky!)

* At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country. (Now to normal sane humans with some grasp of American history that would be called dissent and being critical of choices made by previous political figures and not "my country" but Fox News taught me how to pretend the two were the same thing so that I could "support" falsehoods that I like to spread about people)

* But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free. Of course, at no time did I ever actually propose that I had a plan or intended to create a plan to insure that every poor person would be "fed & housed for free" but what's a little white lie among conservative pals.

* I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight. (I'm sorry, I just am too hysterical to alter this one. It is a shining trophy of ignorance that must stand for posterity. No, the banks didn't do anything to make us hate them it was all a Liberal plot! BWAH!!)

* I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people. Yet, I was so crafty as to leave no evidence of calling it "A People's Campaign" except in conservative internet posts. I'm a wascally wabbit, I am!

* I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics (you know the Senate, the Democratic party all that totally non-traditional stuff like that. In Conservaland history there's never been a President who was Democratic or came from the Senate apparently) & was able to gain widespread popular support. (while all of the other American Presidents, for those not familiar with the conservative fantasy history, did not enjoy widespread popular support as is commonly thought but were actually elected by the Reptilians disguised as humans and voting after registering through ACORN)

* I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world. (Hope bad! Mango no like hope! Hope is Nazi plot! Stop hope you Nazi hoper you!)

* So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader. (Yes, it just sounded that way and only the conservative drones living in my head, knew that I was actually a Reptilian sent to devour small children and take your money back to my planet!)

* I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with. (Except of course for the small fact that there is nothing of the sort in my writings but if you just ignore my writings and listen to Fox news they will tell you what I really mean when my words may sound so innocent!)

* I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth. (Insert evil laugh!!)

*Who am I? *

I am Adolph Hitler.

Who were you thinking of?

I corrected it for you so it sounds like who you were trying to conflate with Hitler. Try it this way! Can everyone figure it out now?

Tell me please, why is "persecuted minorities" in quotes? Not really minorities? Not really persecuted? Has the right copyrighted the persecution complex?

[Danno 1,228]

I corrected it for you so it sounds like who you were trying to conflate with Hitler. Try it this way! Can everyone figure it out now?

Tell me please, why is "persecuted minorities" in quotes? Not really minorities? Not really persecuted? Has the right copyrighted the persecution complex?

For a guy who loves to type so much.....why don't you cite anything you post?

For instance you claim Hitler was a committed Christian.

[alienlovechild 75]

For a guy who loves to type so much.....why don't you cite anything you post?

For instance you claim Hitler was a committed Christian.

Joe doesn't know Hitler wasn't a member of the then Catholic Center Party in Germany or Hitler killed off plenty of Christians who disagreed with him. Joe doesn't know much period.

rather impressive resume as Editor of Harvard Law Review, a professor of Constitutional Law and community organizer and you may have noticed that I was a United States Senator

Not exactly the most impressive resume for president without a single executive position. No background in business or the military either. There are a lot of congressmen have law degrees so that's not particularily outstanding but none of those reasons got Obama elected. He was a black Senator with a tiny legislative track record and who wasn't in Congress to vote on the Iraq War. He wasn't weighed down with baggage like Sen. Clinton and wasn't a old guy like McCain hit with financial shock two months before the election.

[luckytxn 2,265]

Yeah we had a real choice among two leading candidates that were hand picked by the major media to be our choices.