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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Jordan
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race

again, and it won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ### OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the

pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ###.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of

the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The

local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ### IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of

the donkey, so she sold it to a fapmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ### FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the

donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ### IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can

bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be

yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about every else's ### and you'll

be a lot happier and live longer!

~jordanian_princess~

October 19, 2006 - Interview! No Visa yet....on A/Psigns038.gif

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Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Morocco
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Posted
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race

again, and it won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ### OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the

pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ###.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of

the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The

local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ### IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of

the donkey, so she sold it to a fapmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ### FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the

donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ### IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can

bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be

yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about every else's ### and you'll

be a lot happier and live longer!

:lol::lol::thumbs:

Mary (NC) Atif (Youssoufia)

NOA2 for 129F on 16 Nov 2005......NOA2 for I-130 on 28 Nov 2005

INTERVIEW DATE SCHEDULED FOR 9AM[GMT] 27 FEBRUARY 2006-Issued 221g for Validity of relationship....told being sent back to USCIS/Atif Received Visa On 10 March 2006

AOS/EAD

10 July 2006--signed I-485 and I-765

25 July 2006 recieved NOA-1 for both

18 Aug 2006 Biometrics Appt.

21 Oct 2006 EAD arrives in mail

26 Dec 2006 received aapt.->01 Feb 2007 AOS interview->CANCELLED! rescheduled 01 Aug 2007-waiting

09 Feb '07-received denial of AOS--#######??!! MTR filed--Interview-01 Aug 07

27 Sept '07-I-765 [#2] filed--14 Nov '07 Biomerics for I-765 [#2]

Take it from me....GO TO THE AOS INTERVIEW DATE ANYWAY!!!!! EVEN IF YOU GET THE SNAIL MAIL NOTICE!!!

August 2009--Permanent Resident Card arrives!!!!

We are Finished with Immigration for 10 years!!!!

Posted

i agree...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Canada
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Good point!!!!! :P

"THE SHORT STORY"

KURT & RAYMA (K-1 Visa)

Oct. 9/03... I-129F sent to NSC

June 10/04... K-1 Interview - APPROVED!!!!

July 31/04... Entered U.S.

Aug. 28/04... WEDDING DAY!!!!

Aug. 30/04... I-485, I-765 & I-131 sent to Seattle

Dec. 10/04... AOS Interview - APPROVED!!!!! (Passport stamped)

Sept. 9/06... I-751 sent to NSC

May 15/07... 10-Yr. PR Card arrives in the mail

Sept. 13/07... N-400 sent to NSC

Aug. 21/08... Interview - PASSED!!!!

Sept. 2/08... Oath Ceremony

Sept. 5/08... Sent in Voter Registration Card

Sept. 9/08... SSA office to change status to "U.S. citizen"

Oct. 8/08... Applied in person for U.S. Passport

Oct. 22/08... U.S. Passport received

DONE!!! DONE!!! DONE!!! DONE!!!

KAELY (K-2 Visa)

Apr. 6/05... DS-230, Part I faxed to Vancouver Consulate

May 26/05... K-2 Interview - APPROVED!!!!

Sept. 5/05... Entered U.S.

Sept. 7/05... I-485 & I-131 sent to CLB

Feb. 22/06... AOS Interview - APPROVED!!!!! (Passport NOT stamped)

Dec. 4/07... I-751 sent to NSC

May 23/08... 10-Yr. PR Card arrives in the mail

Mar. 22/11.... N-400 sent to AZ

June 27/11..... Interview - PASSED!!!

July 12/11..... Oath Ceremony

We're NOT lawyers.... just your average folks who had to find their own way!!!!! Anything we post here is simply our own opinions/suggestions/experiences and should not be taken as LAW!!!!

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Morocco
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"I miss my donkey."

Me -.us Her -.ma

------------------------

I-129F NOA1: 8 Dec 2003

Interview Date: 13 July 2004 Approved!

US Arrival: 04 Oct 2004 We're here!

Wedding: 15 November 2004, Maui

AOS & EAD Sent: 23 Dec 2004

AOS approved!: 12 July 2005

Residency card received!: 4 Aug 2005

I-751 NOA1 dated 02 May 2007

I-751 biometrics appt. 29 May 2007

10 year green card received! 11 June 2007

Our son Michael is born!: 18 Aug 2007

Apply for US Citizenship: 14 July 2008

N-400 NOA1: 15 July 2008

Check cashed: 17 July 2008

Our son Michael is one year old!: 18 Aug 2008

N-400 biometrics: 19 Aug 2008

N-400 interview: 18 Nov 2008 Passed!

Our daughter Emmy is born!: 23 Dec 2008

Oath ceremony: 29 Jan 2009 Complete! Woo-hoo no more USCIS!

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Algeria
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Actually, that was really funny!

4/15/06- Visa in hand!!!

4/21/06 Arrival in U.S.

5/11/06 Legal Marriage

11/4/06 Wedding

_____________________________

AOS

6/12/06 AOS, EAD, and AP papers sent off

6/26/06 NOA1 Date

7/17/06 Biometrics done

8/04/06 Case transferred to CSC

8/8/06 Case received at CSC

9/21/06 Greencard received!!!!

______________________________

8/31/09 Naturalization- Done with USCIS

 

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