12 Places To Go If The World Goes To Hell

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Last year my wife proposed a "zombie contingency plan" in the event of any world catastrophe (zombies notwithstanding). So we plotted out the halfway point between Vancouver and Washington D.C. and came up with Jamestown, North Dakota.

We both know to go there if anything major happens.

Maybe we'll be on the same roads? If I have any extra rations, I'd be willing to barter for a warm blanket.

[Ban Hammer 14,573]

After smelling the bathroom when Platy has used it, Hell seems quite welcoming.

[Sandrila 1]

you guys are good for one thing....a good laugh

if the world goes to hell....I will be busy saying my prayers

Edited November 19, 2009 by Sandrila

[*JG* 2]

If the world goes to hell I shall take my place as Satan's mistress.

On Necker's Island, no doubt.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

OMG, I want to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Are you actually calling the Virgin guy Satan, though?)

[*JG* 2]

I had to go research some history. At first, I was like why would you want to go to a place that already had one massacre. Glad that was Jonestown and not Jamestown.

[Mags 112]

If the world goes to hell I shall take my place as Satan's mistress.

On Necker's Island, no doubt.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

OMG, I want to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Are you actually calling the Virgin guy Satan, though?)

Erm, Richard Branson?

No, I'm thinking more of:

I would.

[justashooter 430]

most people say they're coming to my house when they see the gun room. something about belt feds and flamethrowers makes the rest of the world's problems seem simple. once in awhile they'll stop at the AK47's and be satisfied, but the response is still the same.

"if the world ever comes to an end and the russians invade, i'm coming to your house".

[one...two...tree 2,762]

most people say they're coming to my house when they see the gun room. something about belt feds and flamethrowers makes the rest of the world's problems seem simple. once in awhile they'll stop at the AK47's and be satisfied, but the response is still the same.

"if the world ever comes to an end and the russians invade, i'm coming to your house".

A sizable arsenal at home won't help much if you have to abandon your house because the mob outside has torched it.

[justashooter 430]

most people say they're coming to my house when they see the gun room. something about belt feds and flamethrowers makes the rest of the world's problems seem simple. once in awhile they'll stop at the AK47's and be satisfied, but the response is still the same.

"if the world ever comes to an end and the russians invade, i'm coming to your house".

A sizable arsenal at home won't help much if you have to abandon your house because the mob outside has torched it.

i have a pintle for the belt feds on the front porch rail, and can hose the entire roadfront from the porch. the first dozen or so bodies should be warning enuf.

[Mags 112]

Course you do.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

most people say they're coming to my house when they see the gun room. something about belt feds and flamethrowers makes the rest of the world's problems seem simple. once in awhile they'll stop at the AK47's and be satisfied, but the response is still the same.

"if the world ever comes to an end and the russians invade, i'm coming to your house".

A sizable arsenal at home won't help much if you have to abandon your house because the mob outside has torched it.

i have a pintle for the belt feds on the front porch rail, and can hose the entire roadfront from the porch. the first dozen or so bodies should be warning enuf.

That means your vulnerable from behind. You'd be best to abandon your home and move to a safer location.

[justashooter 430]

most people say they're coming to my house when they see the gun room. something about belt feds and flamethrowers makes the rest of the world's problems seem simple. once in awhile they'll stop at the AK47's and be satisfied, but the response is still the same.

"if the world ever comes to an end and the russians invade, i'm coming to your house".

A sizable arsenal at home won't help much if you have to abandon your house because the mob outside has torched it.

i have a pintle for the belt feds on the front porch rail, and can hose the entire roadfront from the porch. the first dozen or so bodies should be warning enuf.

That means your vulnerable from behind. You'd be best to abandon your home and move to a safer location.

you haven't been on the hill behind my house. it would be proof against anything less than the 10th mountain division.

[Mags 112]

Mods, please change the topic title of this thread to "See what HUGE ####### I have".

kthxbai

[Krikit 1,166]

I've never been to hell but I did catch a glimpse of it. I was driven to a remote village on the island of Crete and subjected to relentless "Dances for the People" for 7 endless hours, with no opportunity for escape. Not even the vile homemade libations could dull the pain. I imagine that's what hell is like.

[Jasman0717 9]

Grand Mesa Colorado