12 Places To Go If The World Goes To Hell

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If you have to jump on a plane (or a boat or a train or a hot air balloon) and head for safety, you want to know where in the world you should go.

We've selected places that we expect will remain fortresses of stability, safety, and prosperity no matter what the world throws at it.

Chiang Mai

All you really need to know is that this idyllic city in the North of Thailand is where famous investor Marc Faber makes his home. Faber is one of the most gloomy people you'll meet in the investment world, constantly issuing warnings about where you should live if the war comes (rural farmland), and what will happpen to the dollar (it will be worth less than toilet paper).

What's more, while Southeast Asia has been a hotspot for war, heroin, massacres, and political turmoil for decades, Chiang Mai has remained a stronghold of peace and stability. That's a great sign that it can probably survive no matter what history throws at the rest of us.

Tristan da Cunha

This Island chain in the South Atlantic is actually the world's most remote inhabited achipelago. The population is just 271, so we're sure they're looking for new people. It's known for excellent fishing -- the perfect kind of self-sustaining career if times were to get really bad.

Guam

American patriots can take refuge in this far flung outpost of America. While the economy is currently an unsustainable mix of government aid and tourism, the island could easily revert back to the kind of sustainable practices that kept its population alive for 4000 years.

The heavy US military presence should keep the island secure, although sustaining it if the continental US were to fall might prove difficult.

Denver

Denver has a few things going for it. In the event of an oil spike, it's got proximity to amazing shale reserves. Even though shale has yet to take really off, a spike will make it an economic necessity. And in the event of a war, it's the most defensible city in the US, due to its geography and mountains.

It's mile-high sea level also makes it an excellent place to go in the event of global warming and rising sea levels. In fact, global warming should help turn surrounding areas into an agricultural breadbasket.

Bern

Switzerland has undoubtedly proven itself a safe haven during Europe's bloody past.

Yet to think that the nations' mountains alone have defended Switzerland is to miss the savvy diplomatic genius of the country's leadership.

Thus it's in the capital, Bern, where you'll have a higher probability than most people in the world to get through any crisis.

The city is believed to be named, conveniently, after the German plural for bear, "Bären". It even has a 500-year old tradition of maintaining live bear pits, and now a more humane 'bear park'. Come join the fun.

Puncak Jaya

This mountainous region of Indonesia wouldn't seem like a very hospitable place to live. But then, remember, in a time like this you're not exactly looking for hospitable. You're looking for survivable. And it turns out that the largest gold mine in the world is in Puncak Jaya, which means there's going to be tons of work and trade if you play your cards correctly. It also houses the third largest copper mine in the world.

Cape Town

When you're in the land of Africa, Cape Town is as good as it gets. Gorgeous views and harbors, the city is the second most populous in South Africa with good reason. Even if everything went to hell in a handbasket, Cape Town would quietly continue along, as if nothing had ever happened.

The state of Cape Town's economy is nothing like that of its sister cities to the north, thanks in part to the location of South Africa. It also is relatively free of Western foreign influence, yet, maintains stability and tranquility through the years.

Necker Island

This is the Island that Virgin mogul Richard Branson owns. If you call him up, we're sure he'll let you live there when everything collapses.

Rio de Janeiro

Seeing as this city is already so post-apocalyptic, there shouldn't be much to worry about if things really get bad. They already understand how to live at the edge of economic and social chaos.

Kansas City

No matter what happens to the USA, Kansas City will probably be okay. It's not at either one of the coasts, so you don't have to worry much about security or a foreign invasion or rising sea levels. It is surrounded by plenty of farmland (suitable for raising grain and livestock), and it's also at the intersection of several rail lines, so that if we experience an oil spike of unimaginable proportions, you'll still have access to transportation -- in fact, the city should thrive as a hub of activity.

Tierra del Fuego

Wind patterns make this far-southern city in South America a perfect place to avoid any nuclear fallout. Again, there's a benefit of extremity. Nobody will bother with you there.

Yukon

The Yukon is the westernmost of Canada's federal territories. It is sparsely populated and these days the economy is heavily dependent on government and tourism. But if things fall apart, the area is certainly capable of sustaining small, thriving communities. There is plenty of wildlife for hunting and trapping, which will be very important in the early years following a global castatrophe when farming is not really a viable option.

As civilization rebuilds itself, the areas rare metal mining will be a boon. Lots of rivers mean you'll be able to get around easily.

The weather is harsh, especially in winter. So bring a warm coat. And if you are on your own in the wilderness, you'll have to be especially careful of bears.

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[Mags 112]

If the world goes to hell I shall take my place as Satan's mistress.

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If the world goes to hell I shall take my place as Satan's mistress.

On Necker's Island, no doubt.

[Mags 112]

If the world goes to hell I shall take my place as Satan's mistress.

On Necker's Island, no doubt.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

If the world goes to hell I shall take my place as Satan's mistress.

On Necker's Island, no doubt.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

No bowing, no. Remember what happened last time?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If I let paranoia overtake me, I'd want to buy some land up in Montana, build a cabin with an intricate underground bunker, and slowly go insane.

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If I let paranoia overtake me, I'd want to buy some land up in Montana, build a cabin with an intricate underground bunker, and slowly go insane.

It doesn't hurt to have a plan D.

[Mags 112]

If the world goes to hell I shall take my place as Satan's mistress.

On Necker's Island, no doubt.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

No bowing, no. Remember what happened last time?

Depends on who is standing behind me!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

If the world goes to hell I shall take my place as Satan's mistress.

On Necker's Island, no doubt.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

No bowing, no. Remember what happened last time?

Depends on who is standing behind me!

You perv.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If I let paranoia overtake me, I'd want to buy some land up in Montana, build a cabin with an intricate underground bunker, and slowly go insane.

It doesn't hurt to have a plan D.

If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

If I let paranoia overtake me, I'd want to buy some land up in Montana, build a cabin with an intricate underground bunker, and slowly go insane.

It doesn't hurt to have a plan D.

If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

Every good solution has its risks and contingencies.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If the world goes to hell I shall take my place as Satan's mistress.

On Necker's Island, no doubt.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

No bowing, no. Remember what happened last time?

Depends on who is standing behind me!

If I let paranoia overtake me, I'd want to buy some land up in Montana, build a cabin with an intricate underground bunker, and slowly go insane.

It doesn't hurt to have a plan D.

If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

Every good solution has its risks and contingencies.

Well, I think I really would throw everything I could in my car and head up to Montana...if everything went to hell.

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I really would throw everything I could in my car and head up to Montana...if everything went to hell.

ok. fair enough.

[Mags 112]

After smelling the bathroom when Platy has used it, Hell seems quite welcoming.

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

Last year my wife proposed a "zombie contingency plan" in the event of any world catastrophe (zombies notwithstanding). So we plotted out the halfway point between Vancouver and Washington D.C. and came up with Jamestown, North Dakota.

We both know to go there if anything major happens.