Political Correctness

[Kathryn41 3,207]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,

I thought it would be appropriate to post this . . .

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN

AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -

She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' -

She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -

She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR

OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -

She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you -

She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' -

She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND

BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' -

He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

(number 2 removed due to report protest)

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' -

He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' -

He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ####' -

He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL

INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you

see hanging out of his pants -

It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE

Edited August 31, 2009 by Kathryn41

[Nagishkaw 510]

Those are good!

[Otto 83]

[thepizzadude 26]

O.O

[~krakatoa~ 27]

@ rear cleavage, and to add,

She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS/FAKE BOOBS" -

She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

Edited August 31, 2009 by ~krakatoa~

[Kathryn41 3,207]

comment found to be racially insensitive - and posts quoting same - removed.

Edited August 31, 2009 by Kathryn41

[The Dude 206]

comment found to be racially insensitive - and posts quoting same - removed.

Roflmao, that was me being disingenuous to illustrate how the censorship and people's sensibilities have gotten a bit out of hand recently

[Kathryn41 3,207]

Yes, I know. It seemed a good time to play along.

Besides - you made an official report

Edited September 1, 2009 by Kathryn41

[almaty 19]

good joke..young sister

[scandal 951]

comment found to be racially insensitive - and posts quoting same - removed.

You have GOT to be kidding

You actually deleted the post?

Where does it end?

I'm starting to think that if your powers of zapping things into thin air went beyond mere postings, and to the posters themselves, you'd freely turn us into floating bits of ether.

It seemed a good time to play along.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I was thinking more like this:

[scandal 951]

I was thinking more like this:

Nope.

There's positively nothing sexy or sensual about censorship and stifling of speech. It's unfortunately pretty drab and dreary and Orwellian.

[Kathryn41 3,207]

oh, lighten up Scandal. Did you see who the OP is on this thread? This is self- censorship! Things would be a lot better here if more people would practice it on VJ as well

[scandal 951]

oh, lighten up Scandal. Did you see who the OP is on this thread? This is self- censorship! Things would be a lot better here if more people would practice it on VJ as well

Oh, I know who the OP is. I'm many things, but entirely illiterate is not one of them.

As to your last comment - that's your opinion.

Don't have a tizzy if we don't all fall into lockstep and agree that "things would be a lot better" if we just did it your way.

[rebeccajo 14]

oh, lighten up Scandal. Did you see who the OP is on this thread? This is self- censorship! Things would be a lot better here if more people would practice it on VJ as well

Oh, I know who the OP is. I'm many things, but entirely illiterate is not one of them.

As to your last comment - that's your opinion.

Don't have a tizzy if we don't all fall into lockstep and agree that "things would be a lot better" if we just did it your way.

Are you out of your tablets?