Calling all slobs

[MrsCat 6]

I like your style.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

My wife has repeatedly said that I'm cleaner than her. But I don't mind cleaning.

[Danno 1,228]

I am a clean freak. I hate messes and I flip out if someone makes a mess anywhere in or around or near my house. I organize things alphabetically and everything. I'm insane. I need help.

Actually.... I'm bettin your Husband needs it even more,

(Poor guy)

[Saska+Tim 7]

I was mentioning to my buddy that I imagine most single men ( and I am sure a few women) hire a professional cleaning service before their sweetheart arrives from overseas.

For me? Hell I needed a forensics team just to identify things in the fridge. They even found the place the left socks were hiding out. Theres a hazmat truck outside and one of them robot things they send in to look at the environment.

So ok, you get the idea. Who is a slob? Its time to come clean..............

:rofl:

[Brian&Naty 0]

lol

i am worse than u . i even disconnect the electric n water in my house bcz i live about 40 mins drive. i stay in the shop i have everything here in the shop like shower, microwave, fridge and closets. i just keeping all my dirty clothes in garbage bags for her to come here, and i am so tired of buying new clothes every week especially the socks and underwear, and she knows and she said just wait for me to come there. but i am going to clean the house professionally before she come to usa which is only 3 weeks away. i guess when u single it is different lifestyle.

abby n sheryl

OH THATS AWSOME!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA. Now I don't feel so alone in my piggery. Great story bro.

[Brian&Naty 0]

This would be my fiance (USC) who is at times! There is times I have walked into his place when visiting and the place was a disaster! Loose change all over the floor, bags of laundry, shoes scattered all over the place, garbage overflowing! Ugh! It was gross! He is getting better though, but the place only stays tidy when I am around. He keeps things out of order, but the place is still "clean" Thank goodness for dishwashers.

MY DISHWASHER BROKE MONTHS AGO and the hot water in the kitchen.....eh,,,, not so much. eating off plastic plates and using paper towels for dishrags.

[Brian&Naty 0]

I cleaned for 3 days before Luz got here. I still wasn't satisfied with the results but it seems it was good enough. Luz didn't demand to get on the next plane home after all!

Gary, I'm going with your answer as the most sensible of the bunch. 1) Why give a false impression of the level of cleanliness that you naturally maintain. 2) Make the place reasonably clean, just clean out flagrant clutter and filth and piles. 3) If your place is too clean, your new foreign bride will be too bored while being at home all day while her man is working. Gotta give her some projects around the house to do!

Yup, I agree with your response. Based on that Idea, My house should keep her busy until about 2012. She is here on the 11th of August, Should I scrape that thing growing on the plate off into the garbage, or should I let it fester until she is here? (Its looks kind of like a placenta at this point).

[AbbynSheryl 0]

lol

i am worse than u . i even disconnect the electric n water in my house bcz i live about 40 mins drive. i stay in the shop i have everything here in the shop like shower, microwave, fridge and closets. i just keeping all my dirty clothes in garbage bags for her to come here, and i am so tired of buying new clothes every week especially the socks and underwear, and she knows and she said just wait for me to come there. but i am going to clean the house professionally before she come to usa which is only 3 weeks away. i guess when u single it is different lifestyle.

abby n sheryl

OH THATS AWSOME!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA. Now I don't feel so alone in my piggery. Great story bro.

hey thank u for the laugh

but guess what i have a about 4000 sq feet house on the lake, has 4 bedrooms with jacuzzi tubs with heated towel racks, and steam showers, a outside jacuzzi on the second floor over looking the lake, a gym and rec room and a movie theater too. off course a 2 car garage too and a kitchen u never believe it ( kitchen has 8feet by 6 feet island with drop lights, and two dish washers and two confectionary oven and 8 stoves with two grills,and 7feet wide refrigerator) and the laundry room has automatic pressers. she will love it when she see it. i only have 3 weeks for her to come live in it. i am just waiting for her reaction when she walks in the house.lol.

abby n sheryl

Edited July 28, 2009 by AbbynSheryl

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I learned to clean in the Navy. No need for me to hire anyone.

ETA: a clean nuclear reactor is a happy nuclear reactor.

If she aint cleanin it, I will! But then there are those that will hire it done just to delay reality.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I learned to clean in the Navy. No need for me to hire anyone.

ETA: a clean nuclear reactor is a happy nuclear reactor.

If she aint cleanin it, I will! But then there are those that will hire it done just to delay reality.

Is that how you earn your keep?

[Amby 490]

you people make me sick!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

you people make me sick!

I hear ya. I'm appallled.

[Amby 490]

I seriously cannot stand messes. I freak out and throw everything away and then organize stuff

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I learned to clean in the Navy. No need for me to hire anyone.

ETA: a clean nuclear reactor is a happy nuclear reactor.

If she aint cleanin it, I will! But then there are those that will hire it done just to delay reality.

Is that how you earn your keep?

I just brush my shoulder and your gone.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I learned to clean in the Navy. No need for me to hire anyone.

ETA: a clean nuclear reactor is a happy nuclear reactor.

If she aint cleanin it, I will! But then there are those that will hire it done just to delay reality.

Is that how you earn your keep?

I just brush my shoulder and your gone.

Bite me, doughboy.