uk man saws off his winky

[Amby 490]

A U.K. carpenter accidentally chopped off his own ####### while sawing timber to build a cabinet, his mother says.Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, said her 54-year-old son was cutting wood when he suffered the horrific accident.

After the accident, ambulance personnel found the man bleeding in the bathtub.

Keen's mother said surgeons were able to reattach the severed appendage.

"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools," his mother said. "This was an unfortunate accident, but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530663,00.html

[Amby 490]

PS. I can't stop laughing about this. I'm a horrible human.

[William33 110]

How unfortunate. At least they were able to reattach..... future functionality unknown...Good luck dude...

[Amby 490]

Yes! At least they were able to put back in place! I hope he doesn't need one of those things installed to inflate his ####### when he's ready to have sex. I think we should light candles in memory of his once fully functioning #######.

[What Happened? 4]

"This was an unfortunate accident, but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."

Was he cutting wood naked when he chopped his own twig?

How does this happen "all the time"?

[Dr. Obvious 49]

I still can't picture how this could have happened unless he was sawing naked.

[almaty 19]

i heard getting your a nut off...but............

[100% Al Ahly Fan 53]

I still can't picture how this could have happened unless he was sawing naked.

My thoughts exactly....

[Ban Hammer 12,829]

Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, said her 54-year-old son was cutting wood when he suffered the horrific accident.

literally!

[Amby 490]

He had to be naked and hard