Motel of the Future

[Jaylen Brit 1]

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a

haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk

to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir,"

the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is

a vending machine that should serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted

$15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine

started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled

out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best

haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures,

$20.00.' "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted

his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl.

Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly

manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service

Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with

some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine

started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed

out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdrew his member... which now had a button

sewed on the end.

[Nessa 23]

oh my

[*Robert* 2]

NOT FUNNY!!!

that sends chills up my spine just thinking about it!!!

[alexil74 0]

[Jaylen Brit 1]

Robert ya mad #######

Lucky I know yr joking

[Ban Hammer 14,037]

good thing it didn't iron him

[almaty 19]

hmmmmmm..that happen to me in new mexico awhile back..

[Dixie_Peach 1]

JB... loooooooooooove the jaw-dropping smiley!!!

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Good thing I learned to sew in the Navy.

[MichelleandCraig 1]