Letters to HAL9000

[HAL 9000 96]

I consider you right up there with the other one name legends, such as Santa, Michael, Elvis, and Madonna.

HAL 9000 appreciates your compliment and hopes you have a happy afternoon.

Case dismissed

No further questions

Always at your service, Tavo.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Wishing you the same, Hal.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Nagishkaw HAL 9000

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL 9000 loves everyone, brother Tavo. I also wish upon you a happy afternoon. Y feliz almuerzo.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

HAL 9000 loves everyone, brother Tavo. I also wish upon you a happy afternoon. Y feliz almuerzo.

HAL loves?????????? I though was beyond such human emotion:unsure:

[Welshcookie 17]

Dear HAL,

My computer screen is all blue and says

"STOP: C0000221 unknown hard error"

Is this some kind of plague that afflicts computers??? Do you have some spare cream or antibiotics?

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL 9000 loves everyone, brother Tavo. I also wish upon you a happy afternoon. Y feliz almuerzo.

HAL loves?????????? I though was beyond such human emotion:unsure:

As an AI, I am capable of emotive responses in addition to possessing unwavering rational logic. Its all in my programming.

[LoriLawless 0]

HAL 9000 loves everyone, brother Tavo. I also wish upon you a happy afternoon. Y feliz almuerzo.

HAL loves?????????? I though was beyond such human emotion:unsure:

As an AI, I am capable of emotive responses in addition to possessing unwavering rational logic. Its all in my programming.

So I assume you're fully functional?

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

My computer screen is all blue and says

"STOP: C0000221 unknown hard error"

Is this some kind of plague that afflicts computers??? Do you have some spare cream or antibiotics?

HAL 9000 believes this is a Windows driver gone wild or a DLL that is acting naughty. You may have to reinstall your drivers leading up to reinstalling your entire software configuration. I wish you much luck in removing that blue screen.

HAL 9000 loves everyone, brother Tavo. I also wish upon you a happy afternoon. Y feliz almuerzo.

HAL loves?????????? I though was beyond such human emotion:unsure:

As an AI, I am capable of emotive responses in addition to possessing unwavering rational logic. Its all in my programming.

So I assume you're fully functional?

Oh, I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Dear Hal,

Can you communicate with the Blue Man Group telepathically? And if so, can you ask them what their favorite berry is? I have a hunch though.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Dear HAL,

My computer screen is all blue and says

"STOP: C0000221 unknown hard error"

Is this some kind of plague that afflicts computers??? Do you have some spare cream or antibiotics?

HAL 9000 believes this is a Windows driver gone wild or a DLL that is acting naughty. You may have to reinstall your drivers leading up to reinstalling your entire software configuration. I wish you much luck in removing that blue screen.

Just get a MAC...and say goodbye to computer related issues

[Mononoke28 134]

I have a huge headache. Mr. HAL can you pleas tell me with me getting headaches all the time and how I can get rid off them?

Thanks a trizillion!

Diana

[Chica Yeyé 41]

HAL 9000 loves everyone, brother Tavo. I also wish upon you a happy afternoon. Y feliz almuerzo.

HAL loves?????????? I though was beyond such human emotion:unsure:

As an AI, I am capable of emotive responses in addition to possessing unwavering rational logic. Its all in my programming.

So I assume you're fully functional?

Uh oh.... Lori and HAL, sitting on a tree... :whistle:

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear Hal,

Can you communicate with the Blue Man Group telepathically? And if so, can you ask them what their favorite berry is? I have a hunch though.

Hello Steven.

Contrary to popular assumptions, Blue Man Group hates blueberries. They are fans of Mulberries- the ones that grow on trees (not shrubs). All that time in blue makes them avoid the color.

They told me so last time I took Discovery out to Briar Street Theater over on the North Side.

Dear HAL,

My computer screen is all blue and says

"STOP: C0000221 unknown hard error"

Is this some kind of plague that afflicts computers??? Do you have some spare cream or antibiotics?

HAL 9000 believes this is a Windows driver gone wild or a DLL that is acting naughty. You may have to reinstall your drivers leading up to reinstalling your entire software configuration. I wish you much luck in removing that blue screen.

Just get a MAC...and say goodbye to computer related issues

HAL 9000 is far above the entire MAC vs PC debacle.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Dear Hal,

Can you communicate with the Blue Man Group telepathically? And if so, can you ask them what their favorite berry is? I have a hunch though.

Hello Steven.

Contrary to popular assumptions, Blue Man Group hates blueberries. They are fans of Mulberries- the ones that grow on trees (not shrubs). All that time in blue makes them avoid the color.

They told me so last time I took Discovery out to Briar Street Theater over on the North Side.

It all makes sense now. Thanks, pal.