Letters to HAL9000

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

hal what is your date of birth

Y2K

Que pedo mi pedro! what a fart my peter! for those who do not speak the language of Cervantes

Edited October 28, 2008 by GueraYTavo

[HAL 9000 96]

Have you ever experienced the fury of a redhead???

Ask Len and she'll tell you, Tavo knowssss HAL 9000 is NOT the wife

HAL 9000 officially begs Tavo's pardon. And can certainly relate. Godspeed.

Computerized lol...

Tavo... HAL 9000 is not your wife.

OMFG

HAL 9000 is the ruler of us all.... maybe we DO live in The Matrix

My apologies, Len... I merely am part of it.

hal what is your date of birth

I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992.

[pedroh 21]

hal what is your date of birth

Y2K

Que pedo mi pedro! what a fart my peter! for those who do not speak the language of Cervantes

what fart my brother... with me.. nose ball, just throwing cajeta and the eggs... hahahahahhaa

i want some candy, maybe i'll go to the mexican tiendita to get some pan dulce

[HAL 9000 96]

hal what is your date of birth

Y2K

Que pedo mi pedro! what a fart my peter! for those who do not speak the language of Cervantes

As long as you pass gas without flames, you're OK.

hal what is your date of birth

Y2K

Que pedo mi pedro! what a fart my peter! for those who do not speak the language of Cervantes

what fart my brother... with me.. nose ball, just throwing cajeta and the eggs... hahahahahhaa

i want some candy, maybe i'll go to the mexican tiendita to get some pan dulce

HAL 9000 reminds you its Diwala. Get all the Indian candy you can get.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

Why are people stupid?

[pedroh 21]

indians in Charlotte don't love America.. they don't live with all the other immigrants around here, they live far far away.. like 20 min away

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

Why are people stupid?

Oh Len. If HAL 9000 knew the answer to that question...

But in some cases I am nearly certain that its a mere mis-clasification of stupidity among other, related issues like: "attitude problems" , "bipolar disorder" , and "delusion disorder" , among other conditions that impede rational logic at many times.

indians in Charlotte don't love America.. they don't live with all the other immigrants around here, they live far far away.. like 20 min away

But HAL 9000 can make that trip in 2 seconds. 4 if he has to park Discovery.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I'm re-posting this question,

Dear HAL 9000,

I'm debating between buying a Basset Hound and an English Bulldog

I've heard bulldogs have lots of health problems, please HAL could you provide me with more data to reach a conclusion?

Many thanks

[HAL 9000 96]

I'm re-posting this question,

Dear HAL 9000,

I'm debating between buying a Basset Hound and an English Bulldog

I've heard bulldogs have lots of health problems, please HAL could you provide me with more data to reach a conclusion?

Many thanks

HAL 9000 appreciates your honest desire for knowledge. I have provided what I hope is sufficient data to assist your decision here.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I'm re-posting this question,

Dear HAL 9000,

I'm debating between buying a Basset Hound and an English Bulldog

I've heard bulldogs have lots of health problems, please HAL could you provide me with more data to reach a conclusion?

Many thanks

HAL 9000 appreciates your honest desire for knowledge. I have provided what I hope is sufficient data to assist your decision here.

I appreciate your prompt response HAL

you named your childhood dog Socrates? You are one of a kind HAL

[HAL 9000 96]

I'm re-posting this question,

Dear HAL 9000,

I'm debating between buying a Basset Hound and an English Bulldog

I've heard bulldogs have lots of health problems, please HAL could you provide me with more data to reach a conclusion?

Many thanks

HAL 9000 appreciates your honest desire for knowledge. I have provided what I hope is sufficient data to assist your decision here.

I appreciate your prompt response HAL

you named your childhood dog Socrates? You are one of a kind HAL

Well, it was a pre-teen thing. Before that I had Bruno (doberman) and Peanuts (a cocker spaniel).

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I'm re-posting this question,

Dear HAL 9000,

I'm debating between buying a Basset Hound and an English Bulldog

I've heard bulldogs have lots of health problems, please HAL could you provide me with more data to reach a conclusion?

Many thanks

HAL 9000 appreciates your honest desire for knowledge. I have provided what I hope is sufficient data to assist your decision here.

I appreciate your prompt response HAL

you named your childhood dog Socrates? You are one of a kind HAL

Well, it was a pre-teen thing. Before that I had Bruno (doberman) and Peanuts (a cocker spaniel).

That's more normal, I'm planning to name mine Bubba

[HAL 9000 96]

I'm re-posting this question,

Dear HAL 9000,

I'm debating between buying a Basset Hound and an English Bulldog

I've heard bulldogs have lots of health problems, please HAL could you provide me with more data to reach a conclusion?

Many thanks

HAL 9000 appreciates your honest desire for knowledge. I have provided what I hope is sufficient data to assist your decision here.

I appreciate your prompt response HAL

you named your childhood dog Socrates? You are one of a kind HAL

Well, it was a pre-teen thing. Before that I had Bruno (doberman) and Peanuts (a cocker spaniel).

That's more normal, I'm planning to name mine Bubba

A very fitting name for an English bulldog. They make excellent companions. Be warned that they are indeed awesome.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I'm re-posting this question,

Dear HAL 9000,

I'm debating between buying a Basset Hound and an English Bulldog

I've heard bulldogs have lots of health problems, please HAL could you provide me with more data to reach a conclusion?

Many thanks

HAL 9000 appreciates your honest desire for knowledge. I have provided what I hope is sufficient data to assist your decision here.

I appreciate your prompt response HAL

you named your childhood dog Socrates? You are one of a kind HAL

Well, it was a pre-teen thing. Before that I had Bruno (doberman) and Peanuts (a cocker spaniel).

That's more normal, I'm planning to name mine Bubba

A very fitting name for an English bulldog. They make excellent companions. Be warned that they are indeed awesome.

Yeiiii!

Thanks MAN! I mean thanks HAL

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL, MAN, even dude. HAL 9000 is down with the flow fo sho.