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Yup.......from third world country, I live up there on a tree, I play with snakes for a living.

So yes, me the snake charmer married my Americano husband for $$ and green card :):jest:

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lmao@ the most sought. that was really funny. I'm literally lol now :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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It's either the most sought after or the gold digger.....

I am sure somewhere, there are more normal ones. I met normal ones in real life.

I-130

Jun 28 2004 : Received at NSC

Oct 25 2004 : Transferred to CSC

Oct 29 2004 : Received at CSC

Nov 8 2004 : Received response from CSC that my file is being requested & review will be done

Nov 10 2004 : Email & online status Approved

Nov 15 2004 : NOA 2 in mail

Dec 16 2004 : NVC assigns case number

Dec 20 2004 : NVC sent DS 3032 to beneficiary, copy of DS 3032 & I-864 fee bill to petitioner

Jan 3 2005 : Petitioner received copy of DS 3032 and I-864 fee bill. Post-marked Dec 23rd.

Jan 11 2005 : Beneficiary received DS 3032 in Indonesia

Jan 31 2005 : Sent DS 3032 to NVC

Feb 8, 2005 : NVC received DS 3032

Feb 21, 2005 : IV fee generated

Feb 25, 2005 : Sent I-864 fee bill

Feb 28, 2005 : I-864 fee bill delivered to St Louis

Mar 3, 2005 : IV fee bill received

Mar 7, 2005 : Sent IV fee bill

Mar 9, 2005 : IV fee bill delivered to St Louis

Mar 28, 2005 : I-864 fee credited against case.

April 6, 2005 : Received I-864 package

April 7, 2005 : Immigrant Visa fee credited against case.

April 11, 2005 : DS 230 is generated

Aug 12, 2005 : I-864 & DS 230 received by NVC

Sep 14, 2005 : RFE on I-864

Nov 3, 2005 : Checklist response received at NVC

Nov 25, 2005 : Case completion

Dec 9, 2005 : Police Cert requested from the Netherlands

Jan 12 2006 : Interview success - Approved !!

Jan 19 2006 : Visa & brown envelope picked up

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Yup.......from third world country, I live up there on a tree, I play with snakes for a living.

So yes, me the snake charmer married my Americano husband for $$ and green card :):jest:

Finally, an honest poster :thumbs:;)

i agree...great to see at least someone here with an honesty first approach

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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:rofl: LOL!!!....I am a filipina and I can say that I am capable of supporting myself if i want too....I can do whatever canadians, british...etc... can do....and I know that your fiancee are capable also of supporting herself...even before you came in into her life....poor fiancee of yours she don't know of her future husband attitude!!!

anyway...a lot of people around now are not happy and miserable with their life...so they want other to be miserable too... :rofl: LOL! so good luck to you baxxy!!!!! may you find peace within you!

Actually shes really not capable of supporting herself, she still lives with her parents and would never survive living on her own with all the expense it entails. She knows what my attitude is like, I talk to her all the time about this, she doesnt get offended she laughs it off, and makes fun of me, she has a sense of humor, and thats just a couple of things that I love about her. As for you implying that I'm miserable well :rofl: thats the furthest thing from the truth, I'm quite happy, I have a job that I love, I have family and friends (and a dog) that care for me, I have my own house, so I'm the furthest thing from miserable. :dance: So lets hope you find that peace that I can honestly say I have within. Losing your anger would be a start.

isn't that nice? you have a dog ! and you can kick it in the morning, and it still loves you when you come home. And I guess its safe to assume that you can disrespect your wife and her culture. and as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too. wonder what happens when she don't need you anymore?

LOL, whatever you think is fine with me, but for the record I dont kick my dog, :rolleyes: Ive had him since he was a 6 week old baby. I dont disrespect my fiance nor her culture, if I did I wouldnt be with her, and is that how you feel about your wife "as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too"? You said it not me.

she doesn't need me, :lol: she wants me.. thats the difference here. sorry if I hurt ur feelings :crying:

hurt my feelings? :rofl: You're the one who came up with the whole need/want thing, you must have given it a lot of thought, if that is your fear then deal with it, it certainly isn't mine. Sorry if I offended your wife and her feelings are hurt, it seems to me like a nerve was hit.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::bonk: are u serious..lol

Yes I'm serious.

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:rofl: LOL!!!....I am a filipina and I can say that I am capable of supporting myself if i want too....I can do whatever canadians, british...etc... can do....and I know that your fiancee are capable also of supporting herself...even before you came in into her life....poor fiancee of yours she don't know of her future husband attitude!!!

anyway...a lot of people around now are not happy and miserable with their life...so they want other to be miserable too... :rofl: LOL! so good luck to you baxxy!!!!! may you find peace within you!

Actually shes really not capable of supporting herself, she still lives with her parents and would never survive living on her own with all the expense it entails. She knows what my attitude is like, I talk to her all the time about this, she doesnt get offended she laughs it off, and makes fun of me, she has a sense of humor, and thats just a couple of things that I love about her. As for you implying that I'm miserable well :rofl: thats the furthest thing from the truth, I'm quite happy, I have a job that I love, I have family and friends (and a dog) that care for me, I have my own house, so I'm the furthest thing from miserable. :dance: So lets hope you find that peace that I can honestly say I have within. Losing your anger would be a start.

isn't that nice? you have a dog ! and you can kick it in the morning, and it still loves you when you come home. And I guess its safe to assume that you can disrespect your wife and her culture. and as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too. wonder what happens when she don't need you anymore?

LOL, whatever you think is fine with me, but for the record I dont kick my dog, :rolleyes: Ive had him since he was a 6 week old baby. I dont disrespect my fiance nor her culture, if I did I wouldnt be with her, and is that how you feel about your wife "as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too"? You said it not me.

she doesn't need me, :lol: she wants me.. thats the difference here. sorry if I hurt ur feelings :crying:

hurt my feelings? :rofl: You're the one who came up with the whole need/want thing, you must have given it a lot of thought, if that is your fear then deal with it, it certainly isn't mine. Sorry if I offended your wife and her feelings are hurt, it seems to me like a nerve was hit.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::bonk: are u serious..lol

Yes I'm serious.

then you need to lighten up, coz this whole thing is a joke to me. pure entertainment, just another way to pass the time, stop being so uptight, you'll feel better

2008-03-03 : I-130 Sent

2008-03-03 : I-130 NOA1

2008-05-08 : Touched

2008-10-16 : Touched

2008-10-20 : Touched and Approved (NOA2)

2008-03-27 : I-129F Sent

2008-03-31 : I-129F NOA1

2008-04-24 : Touched

2008-10-03 : Touched

2008-10-05 : Touched

2008-10-06 : Touched

2008-10-20 : Touched and Approved (NOA2)

2008-10-22 : NVC Receive

2008-10-24 : NVC Left

2008-10-30 : USEM Receive

2008-11-10 : Wife's Medical - PASSED

2008-12-01 : Son's Medical - PASSED

2008-12-19 : USEM Interview - PASSED

2009-01-14 : VISA RECEIVED

2009-01-25 : US Entry (JFK)

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:rofl: LOL!!!....I am a filipina and I can say that I am capable of supporting myself if i want too....I can do whatever canadians, british...etc... can do....and I know that your fiancee are capable also of supporting herself...even before you came in into her life....poor fiancee of yours she don't know of her future husband attitude!!!

anyway...a lot of people around now are not happy and miserable with their life...so they want other to be miserable too... :rofl: LOL! so good luck to you baxxy!!!!! may you find peace within you!

Actually shes really not capable of supporting herself, she still lives with her parents and would never survive living on her own with all the expense it entails. She knows what my attitude is like, I talk to her all the time about this, she doesnt get offended she laughs it off, and makes fun of me, she has a sense of humor, and thats just a couple of things that I love about her. As for you implying that I'm miserable well :rofl: thats the furthest thing from the truth, I'm quite happy, I have a job that I love, I have family and friends (and a dog) that care for me, I have my own house, so I'm the furthest thing from miserable. :dance: So lets hope you find that peace that I can honestly say I have within. Losing your anger would be a start.

isn't that nice? you have a dog ! and you can kick it in the morning, and it still loves you when you come home. And I guess its safe to assume that you can disrespect your wife and her culture. and as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too. wonder what happens when she don't need you anymore?

LOL, whatever you think is fine with me, but for the record I dont kick my dog, :rolleyes: Ive had him since he was a 6 week old baby. I dont disrespect my fiance nor her culture, if I did I wouldnt be with her, and is that how you feel about your wife "as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too"? You said it not me.

she doesn't need me, :lol: she wants me.. thats the difference here. sorry if I hurt ur feelings :crying:

hurt my feelings? :rofl: You're the one who came up with the whole need/want thing, you must have given it a lot of thought, if that is your fear then deal with it, it certainly isn't mine. Sorry if I offended your wife and her feelings are hurt, it seems to me like a nerve was hit.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::bonk: are u serious..lol

Yes I'm serious.

then you need to lighten up, coz this whole thing is a joke to me. pure entertainment, just another way to pass the time, stop being so uptight, you'll feel better

oh dude im not the uptight one here, you are. I'm not the one who got offended you did, and your wife almost bit my head off, hows that for being uptight.

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I love circus :jest:

Apple says he is desired and loved by all

Lemon says he is useful and needed by all

Now lets fight who the girly girl would take home :)

Do, I make any sense......of course NOT!

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I love circus :jest:

Apple says he is desired and loved by all

Lemon says he is useful and needed by all

Now lets fight who the girly girl would take home :)

Do, I make any sense......of course NOT!

LOLOL tell me.. :secret:

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:rofl: LOL!!!....I am a filipina and I can say that I am capable of supporting myself if i want too....I can do whatever canadians, british...etc... can do....and I know that your fiancee are capable also of supporting herself...even before you came in into her life....poor fiancee of yours she don't know of her future husband attitude!!!

anyway...a lot of people around now are not happy and miserable with their life...so they want other to be miserable too... :rofl: LOL! so good luck to you baxxy!!!!! may you find peace within you!

Actually shes really not capable of supporting herself, she still lives with her parents and would never survive living on her own with all the expense it entails. She knows what my attitude is like, I talk to her all the time about this, she doesnt get offended she laughs it off, and makes fun of me, she has a sense of humor, and thats just a couple of things that I love about her. As for you implying that I'm miserable well :rofl: thats the furthest thing from the truth, I'm quite happy, I have a job that I love, I have family and friends (and a dog) that care for me, I have my own house, so I'm the furthest thing from miserable. :dance: So lets hope you find that peace that I can honestly say I have within. Losing your anger would be a start.

isn't that nice? you have a dog ! and you can kick it in the morning, and it still loves you when you come home. And I guess its safe to assume that you can disrespect your wife and her culture. and as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too. wonder what happens when she don't need you anymore?

LOL, whatever you think is fine with me, but for the record I dont kick my dog, :rolleyes: Ive had him since he was a 6 week old baby. I dont disrespect my fiance nor her culture, if I did I wouldnt be with her, and is that how you feel about your wife "as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too"? You said it not me.

she doesn't need me, :lol: she wants me.. thats the difference here. sorry if I hurt ur feelings :crying:

hurt my feelings? :rofl: You're the one who came up with the whole need/want thing, you must have given it a lot of thought, if that is your fear then deal with it, it certainly isn't mine. Sorry if I offended your wife and her feelings are hurt, it seems to me like a nerve was hit.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::bonk: are u serious..lol

Yes I'm serious.

then you need to lighten up, coz this whole thing is a joke to me. pure entertainment, just another way to pass the time, stop being so uptight, you'll feel better

oh dude im not the uptight one here, you are. I'm not the one who got offended you did, and your wife almost bit my head off, hows that for being uptight.

:pop::pop::dancing: very entertaining you are.. do you have more or are you done?

Edited by ronjie

2008-03-03 : I-130 Sent

2008-03-03 : I-130 NOA1

2008-05-08 : Touched

2008-10-16 : Touched

2008-10-20 : Touched and Approved (NOA2)

2008-03-27 : I-129F Sent

2008-03-31 : I-129F NOA1

2008-04-24 : Touched

2008-10-03 : Touched

2008-10-05 : Touched

2008-10-06 : Touched

2008-10-20 : Touched and Approved (NOA2)

2008-10-22 : NVC Receive

2008-10-24 : NVC Left

2008-10-30 : USEM Receive

2008-11-10 : Wife's Medical - PASSED

2008-12-01 : Son's Medical - PASSED

2008-12-19 : USEM Interview - PASSED

2009-01-14 : VISA RECEIVED

2009-01-25 : US Entry (JFK)

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:rofl: LOL!!!....I am a filipina and I can say that I am capable of supporting myself if i want too....I can do whatever canadians, british...etc... can do....and I know that your fiancee are capable also of supporting herself...even before you came in into her life....poor fiancee of yours she don't know of her future husband attitude!!!

anyway...a lot of people around now are not happy and miserable with their life...so they want other to be miserable too... :rofl: LOL! so good luck to you baxxy!!!!! may you find peace within you!

Actually shes really not capable of supporting herself, she still lives with her parents and would never survive living on her own with all the expense it entails. She knows what my attitude is like, I talk to her all the time about this, she doesnt get offended she laughs it off, and makes fun of me, she has a sense of humor, and thats just a couple of things that I love about her. As for you implying that I'm miserable well :rofl: thats the furthest thing from the truth, I'm quite happy, I have a job that I love, I have family and friends (and a dog) that care for me, I have my own house, so I'm the furthest thing from miserable. :dance: So lets hope you find that peace that I can honestly say I have within. Losing your anger would be a start.

isn't that nice? you have a dog ! and you can kick it in the morning, and it still loves you when you come home. And I guess its safe to assume that you can disrespect your wife and her culture. and as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too. wonder what happens when she don't need you anymore?

LOL, whatever you think is fine with me, but for the record I dont kick my dog, :rolleyes: Ive had him since he was a 6 week old baby. I dont disrespect my fiance nor her culture, if I did I wouldnt be with her, and is that how you feel about your wife "as long as she NEEDS YOU, she will love you too"? You said it not me.

she doesn't need me, :lol: she wants me.. thats the difference here. sorry if I hurt ur feelings :crying:

hurt my feelings? :rofl: You're the one who came up with the whole need/want thing, you must have given it a lot of thought, if that is your fear then deal with it, it certainly isn't mine. Sorry if I offended your wife and her feelings are hurt, it seems to me like a nerve was hit.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::bonk: are u serious..lol

Yes I'm serious.

then you need to lighten up, coz this whole thing is a joke to me. pure entertainment, just another way to pass the time, stop being so uptight, you'll feel better

oh dude im not the uptight one here, you are. I'm not the one who got offended you did, and your wife almost bit my head off, hows that for being uptight.

:pop::pop::dancing: very entertaining you are.. do you have more or are you done?

YOU CAN'T QUOTE ANYMORE MUAHAHAHA!!! :devil:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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:pop::pop::dancing: very entertaining you are.. do you have more or are you done?

YOU CAN'T QUOTE ANYMORE MUAHAHAHA!!! :devil:

Sure I can, but I'm letting ronjie have the last word, I can see how very important it is to him!! :lol:

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