Things your SO says that makes you laugh.

[bora bora 1]

Another good one is the word "shrimp". Erika loves to eat shrimp, so any time she wants it for dinner I make her pronounce it correctly She usually pronounces it "shramp" about seven or eight times before I can get her to smile when she says the "i"...always good for a laugh for us before dinner

You could always say you were speaking Portuguese when you say 'ano'...

Because I learned Spanish first, I found it amusing to say to Brazilians that I was 20 "anos".

Edited April 14, 2008 by bora bora

[I luv my chappara 0]

When I got mad and cuzz like "Sheet" I just mispelled coz Vj dont allow it

My fiancee will just answer " Your face is sheet" !!!!

it's funny to hear it in her foreign accent

Edited April 14, 2008 by I luv my chappara

[chnst 6]

"arm-ankles" I couldn't think of the word wrists and I was in a hurry to explain something.....

I tend to throw two words together when I'm upset, for example Squish+pinch = "squinch"

I was mad at hubby and wanted to squish and pinch his head at once....

[o0pink0o 3]

When I was waiting for my flight back home from India.. Jan..asked me if i would like to have some snakes for the trip home... Snakes? what? Snakes wont be allowed on the plane.. .. i said.. .. he laughed... I said.. you know.. snakes.. cobra.. or such.. he said noooo nooo snakes.. like chips.... ohhhhhh i said.. you mean.. snacks... ..... i laughed so hard I cried..

Recently he was showing me his feet online.. (had a injury) so he was showing me his bruising.. he told me his fingers were so sore... and his fingers were swallow up to his knee... .. fingers and knee? and how is it getting swallowed... .. I explained. .. fingers are on the hands.. toes are on feet.. and the knee is 1/2 way up his leg.. the one at the foot is the ankle..... ohhhhhh yesssss..but.. it is swallowed.. .. ohhh it really is indeed swollen.. not swallowed ... ...

when he does that.. he laughs and says.. oh yes dear.. i will make sure i get you some snakes too hahahahahah

so funny

[sj5 4]

I made my hubby laughed when i say Mccain as *Mc-kain*

When I say "why you don't listen to me ha"

[*JG* 2]

He cannot seem to pronounce the "th" sound. Tirty tree is a favorite.

He also has problems with this guy named Ed at his work. He calls him head. Took me a while to figure out the guy's name was actually Ed.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Carol says jerlery instead of jewelery. Another one is tanks instead of thanks.

[BabyBlueSusie 1]

He cannot seem to pronounce the "th" sound. Tirty tree is a favorite.

oh i know what you mean, i love jamaican accents though!! lol adriano has problems saying 'three' also, he always says 'free'

also, there is no 'w' in either of the languages that he speaks (italian and albanian), so he has trouble saying basically any word with a 'w' sound...when he says 'wife' i always make him say 'w-w-w-w' first and then he can get it...its ridiculously cute

[franklie 0]

ingles vs inglés (there is a difference)

[sj5 4]

"arm-ankles" I couldn't think of the word wrists and I was in a hurry to explain something.....

I tend to throw two words together when I'm upset, for example Squish+pinch = "squinch"

I was mad at hubby and wanted to squish and pinch his head at once....

@ head

[amiquechu 0]

He cannot seem to pronounce the "th" sound. Tirty tree is a favorite.

He also has problems with this guy named Ed at his work. He calls him head. Took me a while to figure out the guy's name was actually Ed.

ITALIAN ARITHMETIC:

An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

'Here's your first question,' the foreman said.

'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'

'Witouta numbers?' the Italian says, 'Datsa easy.' and he proceeds to draw three trees.

'What's this?' the boss asks.

'Ave you gotta no brain? Tree and tree and tree makes a nine,' says the Italian.

'Fair enough,' says the boss.

'Here's your second question.

Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.'

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree 'Ere you go.'

The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?'

'Eacha of da trees isa dirty now.

So, it'sa dirty tree, and dirty tree, and di rty tree. Datsa 99.'

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian; so he says, 'All right, last question.

Same rules again, but represent the number 100.'

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, 'Ere you go. One hundred.'

The boss looks at the attempt.

'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!'

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, 'A little dogga come along and shita by eacha tree.

So now you gotta dirty tree and a #######, dirty tree and a #######, and dirty tree and a #######, data makea one hundred.

So, whenna I start?'