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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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Posted

Whether Democrat or Republican, you'll

get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the

Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check

on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room an d finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's

room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father

in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think

I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think

politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class

while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and

the Future is in deep s**t.

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Canada
Timeline
Posted
Whether Democrat or Republican, you'll

get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

poli = many

tics = bloodsucking parasites

SO

politics = many blood-sucking parasites

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Philippines
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Posted
Whether Democrat or Republican, you'll

get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the

Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check

on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room an d finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's

room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father

in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think

I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think

politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class

while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and

the Future is in deep s**t.

:lol: Funny because it's true

AOS Process:

Mar. 11, 2008- ARRIVED US

Mar. 12, 2008- got married

00-00-0000-Temple wedding-Mormon church

Mar.13, 2008-completed vaccinations-I693A supplement from CS

Mar. 18, 2008- sent the AOS package(I-485 and EAD)..applied for SSN..

Mar.19, 2008-Delivered. signed for by V Bustamante-took and passed written driving test

Mar.25, 2008-Check cashed-Received SSN

Mar.27,2008-Received NOA's in mail-Case available online

Mar.28, 2008-Received Biometrics appointment in mail-04/08/08

Apr.08,2008-Biometrics DONE

Apr.08-09,2008-TOUCHED

Apr.14,2008-Transfer Notice date to California(I-485)

Apr.17,2008-Received Notice in the mail about the transfer

Apr.20 and 22,2008-I-485 TOUCHED..No touch on EAD

Apr.24, 2008-Received AR driver license

May 07, 08, 09, 12, 13, 2008- I-485 TOUCHED..

May 16, 2008- I-765 Card production ordered -1st email

May 19, 2008- I-485 TOUCHED

May 21, 2008-I-765 Card production ordered-2nd email

May 22, 2008- I-765 TOUCHED

May 23, 2008-I765 Approval notice sent-3rd email

May 24, 2008- EAD in hand

May 28, 2008-AOS Card production ordered..yehey!!!got another email saying "Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident"

May 29, 2008-AOS TOUCHED

June 03, 2008- Green Card in hand

Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Hong Kong
Timeline
Posted
poli = many

tics = bloodsucking parasites

SO

politics = many blood-sucking parasites

:thumbs:

I love etymology :P

Or was that entymology :unsure:

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
Timeline
Posted
:lol: :lol: :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Posted
poli = many

tics = bloodsucking parasites

SO

politics = many blood-sucking parasites

:thumbs:

I love etymology :P

Or was that entymology :unsure:

The joke is a good one.

However, POLY (Not POLI) = many

I-130 Timeline with USCIS:

It took 92 days for I-130 to get approved from the filing date

NVC Process of I-130:

It took 78 days to complete the NVC process

Interview Process at The U.S. Embassy

Interview took 223 days from the I-130 filing date. Immigrant Visa was issued right after the interview

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
Timeline
Posted
poli = many

tics = bloodsucking parasites

SO

politics = many blood-sucking parasites

:thumbs:

I love etymology :P

Or was that entymology :unsure:

The joke is a good one.

However, POLY (Not POLI) = many

poli = many



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Posted
poli = many

tics = bloodsucking parasites

SO

politics = many blood-sucking parasites

:thumbs:

I love etymology :P

Or was that entymology :unsure:

The joke is a good one.

However, POLY (Not POLI) = many

poli = many

Poly = many, not poli

I-130 Timeline with USCIS:

It took 92 days for I-130 to get approved from the filing date

NVC Process of I-130:

It took 78 days to complete the NVC process

Interview Process at The U.S. Embassy

Interview took 223 days from the I-130 filing date. Immigrant Visa was issued right after the interview

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
Timeline
Posted
poli = many

tics = bloodsucking parasites

SO

politics = many blood-sucking parasites

:thumbs:

I love etymology :P

Or was that entymology :unsure:

The joke is a good one.

However, POLY (Not POLI) = many

poli = many

Poly = many, not poli

latin, poli = many

greek, poly = many



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Posted

means many azzholes

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Posted
poli = many

tics = bloodsucking parasites

SO

politics = many blood-sucking parasites

:thumbs:

I love etymology :P

Or was that entymology :unsure:

The joke is a good one.

However, POLY (Not POLI) = many

poli = many

Poly = many, not poli

latin, poli = many

greek, poly = many

But in English, we use the word "poly" (means many) came from Greek. For example, if you write Poligon (instead of Polygon), Polimer (instead of Polymer), Poliethylene (instead of Polyethylene), it will be wrong. As you said, you can use the word "Poli" in non English languages.

We can say futebol = futbol = football. But only "Football" is right in English, not "Futebol" or "Futbol." So in that sense, we can say poly = poli.

I-130 Timeline with USCIS:

It took 92 days for I-130 to get approved from the filing date

NVC Process of I-130:

It took 78 days to complete the NVC process

Interview Process at The U.S. Embassy

Interview took 223 days from the I-130 filing date. Immigrant Visa was issued right after the interview

Posted
poli = many

tics = bloodsucking parasites

SO

politics = many blood-sucking parasites

:thumbs:

I love etymology :P

Or was that entymology :unsure:

The joke is a good one.

However, POLY (Not POLI) = many

poli = many

Poly = many, not poli

latin, poli = many

greek, poly = many

But in English, we use the word "poly" (means many) came from Greek. For example, if you write Poligon (instead of Polygon), Polimer (instead of Polymer), Poliethylene (instead of Polyethylene), it will be wrong. As you said, you can use the word "Poli" in non English languages.

We can say futebol = futbol = football. But only "Football" is right in English, not "Futebol" or "Futbol." So in that sense, we can say poly = poli.

I-130 Timeline with USCIS:

It took 92 days for I-130 to get approved from the filing date

NVC Process of I-130:

It took 78 days to complete the NVC process

Interview Process at The U.S. Embassy

Interview took 223 days from the I-130 filing date. Immigrant Visa was issued right after the interview

 

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