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Amby Grand Master

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Last night I was flipping through channels and every once in awhile I think we must pick up our neighbor's signal or something because it's only happened since we purchased an HDTV. anyways, I'm flipping through channels and there was porn on and I was like oh nice. so I start watching cos I have nothing better to do and anytime some acting that wasn't sex came on someone just fast forwarded it to more sexy scene! Neil and I were cracking up!

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Jenn! Grand Master

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Last night I was flipping through channels and every once in awhile I think we must pick up our neighbor's signal or something because it's only happened since we purchased an HDTV. anyways, I'm flipping through channels and there was porn on and I was like oh nice. so I start watching cos I have nothing better to do and anytime some acting that wasn't sex came on someone just fast forwarded it to more sexy scene! Neil and I were cracking up!

OMG, that's hilarious!!! The acting parts are the best! :lol:

almaty Grand Master

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Last night I was flipping through channels and every once in awhile I think we must pick up our neighbor's signal or something because it's only happened since we purchased an HDTV. anyways, I'm flipping through channels and there was porn on and I was like oh nice. so I start watching cos I have nothing better to do and anytime some acting that wasn't sex came on someone just fast forwarded it to more sexy scene! Neil and I were cracking up!

free porn is always a delight....i hope you and my brother neil acted out a few scenes of your own

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Last night I was flipping through channels and every once in awhile I think we must pick up our neighbor's signal or something because it's only happened since we purchased an HDTV. anyways, I'm flipping through channels and there was porn on and I was like oh nice. so I start watching cos I have nothing better to do and anytime some acting that wasn't sex came on someone just fast forwarded it to more sexy scene! Neil and I were cracking up!

If you have cable, you can sometimes get other people's pay-per-view or on-demand content.

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AnewKINDofFEELIN   0

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almaty Grand Master

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amen to that...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Amby Grand Master

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Last night I was flipping through channels and every once in awhile I think we must pick up our neighbor's signal or something because it's only happened since we purchased an HDTV. anyways, I'm flipping through channels and there was porn on and I was like oh nice. so I start watching cos I have nothing better to do and anytime some acting that wasn't sex came on someone just fast forwarded it to more sexy scene! Neil and I were cracking up!

If you have cable, you can sometimes get other people's pay-per-view or on-demand content.

that must be what it is...we thought it was really funny!

Last night I was flipping through channels and every once in awhile I think we must pick up our neighbor's signal or something because it's only happened since we purchased an HDTV. anyways, I'm flipping through channels and there was porn on and I was like oh nice. so I start watching cos I have nothing better to do and anytime some acting that wasn't sex came on someone just fast forwarded it to more sexy scene! Neil and I were cracking up!

free porn is always a delight....i hope you and my brother neil acted out a few scenes of your own

nah we were too busy laughing at the person who just kept fast forwarding through it to the good stuff!

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Dr. A ♥ O Grand Master

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Last night I was flipping through channels and every once in awhile I think we must pick up our neighbor's signal or something because it's only happened since we purchased an HDTV. anyways, I'm flipping through channels and there was porn on and I was like oh nice. so I start watching cos I have nothing better to do and anytime some acting that wasn't sex came on someone just fast forwarded it to more sexy scene! Neil and I were cracking up!

If you have cable, you can sometimes get other people's pay-per-view or on-demand content.

that must be what it is...we thought it was really funny!

Last night I was flipping through channels and every once in awhile I think we must pick up our neighbor's signal or something because it's only happened since we purchased an HDTV. anyways, I'm flipping through channels and there was porn on and I was like oh nice. so I start watching cos I have nothing better to do and anytime some acting that wasn't sex came on someone just fast forwarded it to more sexy scene! Neil and I were cracking up!

free porn is always a delight....i hope you and my brother neil acted out a few scenes of your own

nah we were too busy laughing at the person who just kept fast forwarding through it to the good stuff!

I would just do the same.

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Nessa Grand Master

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I gotta get me an HDTV. Or some new neighbours.

:lol:

i'm pretty sure all my neighbors are prude!



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