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Two atoms bump into each other.

The first one says, "#######! I just lost an electron!"

The second one asks, "Are you sure?"

To which the fist one replies, "Yes. I'm positive!"

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Can anyone explain the logician ones to me? blush.png

3rd one:

The question is whether ALL of them want a drink. So if all of them want a drink the answer's yes, but if even just one doesn't the answer's no. The first one knows whether he wants a drink, but doesn't know if his two friends want one. If he hadn't wanted a drink he'd have answered 'no' and that would have been the end of it, but he wants a drink so he says 'I don't know'. The second one knows the first one wants a drink (because he didn't answer no), but doesn't know whether the third one wants a drink. He wants a drink so using the same logic as before, he answers 'I don't know'. Now the third one knows neither of the previous two answered no, so they must want a drink. He wants a drink as well. Now that he knows all three of them want a drink, he can answer 'yes'.

8th one:

"Or" used in logic is a bit different than "or" used in english. For the logic "or", if either one or both are true, the answer is yes. The only way for the answer to be no is if neither one is true. Since the baby can't be neither a boy nor a girl the answer's yes.

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