Calypso

Congratulations Calypso!

Congratulations!!

Congratulations to Calypso and her husband on the birth of their son Atmyn on January 30, 2014.!!! Atmyn tipped the scales at 8 lbs 13 oz and was 21" tall. Mother and son are doing well and as can be expected, Calypso is taking whatever opportunity she gets to catch up on rest.
She will be quite busy but will try to post when she gets a chance.
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I must be your only friend left here.
RUB and Pinay chicks are easily satisfied. It's not difficult at all to make us happy. What we only need:
- a green card
- a brand new car and smartphone when we arrive in the US
- regular shopping budget for shoes, clothes, and purses
- extra money to send to our family back home... remember, you also married our family
- hot nookie
Happy wife = happy life

I must be your only friend left here.
RUB and Pinay chicks are easily satisfied. It's not difficult at all to make us happy. What we only need:
- a green card
- a brand new car and smartphone when we arrive in the US
- regular shopping budget for shoes, clothes, and purses
- extra money to send to our family back home... remember, you also married our family
- hot nookie
Happy wife = happy life

I must be your only friend left here.
RUB and Pinay chicks are easily satisfied. It's not difficult at all to make us happy. What we only need:
- a green card
- a brand new car and smartphone when we arrive in the US
- regular shopping budget for shoes, clothes, and purses
- extra money to send to our family back home... remember, you also married our family
- hot nookie
Happy wife = happy life

I've always wondered how cold a witches ####### was. I've felt a few b!thces tits, but never a witch. Well, now that I think about it, maybe I have.
Stop it. You'll get fat. You should eat carrots instead. They are sweet and nutritious.

My ex is 100% Italian. At least with a CABA chick I don't have to sleep with one eye open and I know where she'll be every minute of the day, on the couch eating Cheetos

If there's one thing we know, the flag displayed is the home country of the poster. ALWAYS!

A week from today I'll be halfway to Memphis. SO excited to meet everyone, and even more stoked to see my beloved onstage performing with his old band at a reunion gig. THERE WILL BE VIDEO PEOPLE. It will be worth watching because my baby will be dressed as a bride at special request of the real bride in whose honour the gig is taking place. Nothing like seeing a hairy Asian man in a size 22 wedding dress wearing a veil.

Emma already said that she wouldn't be a part of the film. She's smart. The novel is stupid. I tried downloading the first book early last year and couldn't read past two chapters. Horrific piece of cr@p that doesn't deserve to be a part of literature.

A man was sitting reading his newspaper when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" the man asked.

The wife said, "That's for the piece of paper with the name 'Jenny' on it that I found in your pants pocket!"

The man said, "When I was at the races last week, 'Jenny' was the name of the horse that I bet on."

The wife apologized and went on with her housework.

Three days later, the man was watching TV when his wife bashed him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon coming to, the man asked why she had hit him again.

The wife said, "Your horse phoned!"

Emma already said that she wouldn't be a part of the film. She's smart. The novel is stupid. I tried downloading the first book early last year and couldn't read past two chapters. Horrific piece of cr@p that doesn't deserve to be a part of literature.

I fell asleep at the wheel today!
Julie, Hey guess what day it is? Aw c'mon I know you can hear me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA

hey all. we had our baby girl on Monday at 1:12pm. She was 5lbs 8 oz. she is so adorable. We came home last night, the hospital was just to uncomfortable.

Nobody should be giving something like Valium to their pets without the supervision of a qualified vet.

TeddyB - Circa 2013

You should give the gifts that come straight from Nibbie's heart
First & foremost =
1) Health certificate confirming you're HIV negative.
And all the other things that tell her why Niblet loves her =
2) Vacuum
3) Mop
4) CR cleaning kit
5) Broom & Dustpan
6) Cookware
7) Cooking Utensil Set
Oh..& be sure to stock up on NoDoze - so she don't go to napping when there's work to be done.

Dude, I post in the most controversial part of this site nearly every day. I've only had one interaction with a mod and it was a slap on the wrist. Maybe you had a bad experience. Just let it go man, come hang out in the Current events and hot social topics forum and you can spew nearly all the ####### you want out of your mouth all day. We all do. You can even b1tch about the mods if you want.

There is no US public record of marriages or marriage registry so your cousin is just making stuff up. He is married and therefore he is unable to marry another person in the US. That is bigamy. That is a crime.
He decided how it would be in his own mind, which is totally contradictory to US laws. What he decided in his own mind is illegal.

English is not my first language so I don't play grammar Nazi but this pair of posts is quite funny. Arterial motives? link

The boyfriend says he wants to learn Russian, primarily for professional reasons but also so he can trade up from a CABA to a RUB.

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Guess what day it is!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA

I think you mean ulterior.

No. I come from the Philippines and it's not true that women there "are by default attracted to older, more stable men." Stable, likely yes, but older, not really. You'd rarely find, if ever you would, a Filipina dating or marrying a fellow Filipino who is 25 years older than her or more. It's strange to see why they don't mind having relationships with so much older men from a foreign country. By "older men" I mean those who are at least 20 years older than a Pinay.