Anujra

It is Wednesday and therefore time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke*:
   *guaranteed to evoke approvals and positive progress, if correlation = causation and if everybody upvotes it
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ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON
 
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.  As they lay down for the night, Holmes said, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
 
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
 
Holmes:  "And what does that tell you?"
 
Watson:  "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.  What does it tell you?"
 
Holmes:  "Somebody stole our tent."
 

Hi everyone, 
I want to share my good news as my journey with VAWA has come to an end. I wish everyone waiting this same and yours is coming. I have received my Green card. I’d like to share my timeline 
filed I-360: October 2019
filed I-485 & I-765: April 2020
Received 2 EADs & 3 PFs
RFE on I-360: August 2021
sent response of RFE: Sept 1,2021
VAWA new card produced: October 13,2021
VAWA case approved: November 2, 2021
I-693 deficiency letter: December 22, 2021
Biometrics: January 18, 2022
interview on I-485: March 17, 2022
After the interview case changed to New card produced in 30mins
Green card in hand: March 24, 2022
 
id be happy to answer any question anyone has. 

Sunday -- time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR
 
After class, the absent-minded professor asked if anyone had seen his coat.
"You have it on, sir," he was told.
"Oh, good," he said.  "Otherwise, I might have gone off without it."
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     The professor looked at one of his students.  "Didn't you have a brother who took this course last year?" he asked.
     "No, sir," said the student.  "I'm just taking it again."
     "My word!" said the professor.  "Amazing resemblance!"
 

Hey @Stillwinning!!!😊 I finally got the email that my greencard is in the mail. I’m crying for hours. Thank you guys so much. You guys made it somewhat easier with the anxiety of waiting . The confidence and the hope for it coming came from here along with my prayers and faith. I’m so grateful God’s so good. 

We are late with our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke*:
    *guaranteed to evoke approvals and positive progress, if correlation = causation
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EDUCATIONAL REALITY
 
The college graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an economics degree asks, "What is the cost to make it work?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Would you like fries with that?"
 

Never give up. Don’t let anyone tell you that your case won’t be approved, even your lawyer . Fight for your case until you get approved. My case can be an encouragement to someone, I am in immigration proceedings since 2017, got 204 c fraud on my I-130, I-360 office sent me a 7 pages NOID which was my only hope, responded to NOID January 31. I worked on it with my lawyer and provided new proofs and my case is approved  in less than 2 months. Can’t wait to get my green card finally.
 Thanks to this forum, many people helped me here how to write a winning personal declaration. Thank you all. To God all the glory Case Was Approved
On March 23, 2022, we approved your Form I-360, Petition for Amerasian, Widow(er), or Special Immigrant, Receipt Number EACxxxxxxxxxxx. We sent you an approval notice. Please follow the instructions in the notice. If you do not receive your approval notice by April 7, 2022, please go to www.uscis.gov/e-request. If you move, go to www.uscis.gov/addresschange to give us your new mailing address.

Finally after a long wait for interview am very nervous need your help not sure what to do or expect next ...... 

To lighten the mood, and (if correlation = causation) to prompt forward progress and evoke approvals, here is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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BLONDE'S UNIVERSITY EXAMINATION
 
A blonde reported for her university final examination, which consisted of "yes/no" questions.
 
She took her seat in the examination hall and stared at the question paper for five minutes.  Then, in a fit of inspiration, she reached into her purse, removed a coin, began tossing it, and marked the answer sheet "yes" for Heads and "no" for Tails.
 
Within half an hour, she had finished, whereas the rest of the class was sweating it out.  She was relaxed at first; however, during the last few minutes, she was seen desperately
throwing the coin, muttering, and sweating.
 
The proctor, alarmed, approached her to ask what was going on.
 
"I finished the exam in half an hour.  But I'm rechecking my answers!"
 
 

Hello Fam, I hope everyone is well.
finally some good news my I-765 and 131 was approved on 11 th march and card received 16 March.
it is a combo card valid for 2 years.
would be okay to travel using this card?

@Anujra @saraa88
 
hi Abuja, I am a August 2019 filer and I am still waiting for medicals to be requested 
and Saraa88 I hope you green card comes soon you are nearly at the finish line, I am interested to see will I be called soon as our timelines are the same 

Hi,
 
I’m wondering if anyone, whose local office is Queens, NY,  recently got his/her interview notice. If there is any, could you please provide your timeline?
 
I’m October 2019 filer(i-360&i-485 concurrent filing) and my i-360 was approved in late August 2021. I-485 is pending.
 
Thank you ahead!

It is Wednesday, and therefore time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke*:
   *approval-evoking, good-news-prompting (if correlation = causation), and eminently worth an upvote from everybody
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JESUS AND MOSES GO GOLFING
 
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.
 
Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball.  It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap.  Moses then parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green.
 
Jesus stepped up to the tee and hit the ball.  It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap.  Jesus walked onto the water and chipped the ball onto the green.
 
The old man stepped up to the tee and hit the ball.  It went sailing over the fairway and headed for the water trap.  However, just before it fell into the water, a fish jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth.  As the fish was falling back down into the water, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the fish in its claws.  The eagle flew over the green where a lightning bolt shot from the sky and barely missed it.  The startled eagle dropped the fish.  When the fish hit the ground, the ball popped out of its mouth, and a rabbit darted out and pushed the ball into the hole for a hole-in-one.
 
Jesus sighed and turned to the old man.  "Dad, if You don't stop fooling around, we won't bring You next time!"
 

Omg happy for you…!
hope all the good things come to your way🙏🏻.
 

Because I've already turned my clocks ahead, it is Sunday, and therefore time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke*:
     *seemingly guaranteed to evoke approvals and case progress, if correlation = causation; and
   **probably even more likely to do so when upvoted (ready, set... Upvote!  Upvote!)
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TEN RIDDLES
 
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
     It gets wet.
 
Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig?
     Because he'll squeal.
 
Why should you leave your watch at home when you plan to take an airplane?
     Because time flies anyway.
 
A man was born in Greece, grew up in Spain, moved to the U.S., and died in Mexico.  What is he?
     Dead.
 
What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
     The ocean.
 
What animal makes the most of its food?
     The giraffe -- it makes a little bite go a long way.
 
What kind of bath can you take without water?
     A sun bath.
 
What do you get if you cross insects with a rabbit?
     Bugs Bunny.
 
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
     Because silence is golden.
 
Why does a mother carry her baby?
     Because the baby can't carry the mother.
 

Omg happy for you…!
hope all the good things come to your way🙏🏻.
 

Hi guys! I got good news today! It’s the end of my journey!!! I really appreciate y’all being so helpful and I know how this heartbreaking this process is… We all went through a lot of sh*t in relationship and I know how hard it is deal with all this for a long time after! But trust me,in the end it feels good! I’ll still try to answer questions here! 

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I just received a good news that my 765 based on vawa 485 was approved. I filed them all together in 9/2021 and I am so glad that according to the receipt notice, they gave me a combo card that is valid for two years. This is great!

😁 😁😁😁😁😁 good morning everyone my c31 renewed this morning 
 
Submitted 
august 23,2021 
updated this morning 

Hello fam 
 
i’m not sure if I’m overthinking or I’m just being paranoid. shouldn’t I have received My USPS  tracking number by now 

I cannot believe this!! OMG!! 
@Stillwinning!!!😊 OMG !!
 
I am still confused about no medical request!! 
 
Background: I have been here since 2004. Did some digging, Medical request is very very common but not technically necessary if you read the language from USCIS. Lawyer e-mail, said not to worry about medical, he will do what he needs to do and call in a day or so to go over if we need to do anything. 
 
@sandranj can you tell me if you have seen this happen lately. I did find quite a few cases like this on reddit  and other forums!!
 
TimeLine:
I485, I130 - 11/2018
I360 - 5/2019
RFE on 360 (Good faith marriage) - 7/2019
360 approved - 11/2020
Transferred to local office (Newark NJ) - 1/2021
485 approved - 3/2022

Hey! My local office is also Queens, NY. I'm a June 2019 filer. My i-360 was approved in April 2021. I received medical rfe in February 2022 and they received it February 17th 2022. No updates since then.

Hi everyone,
I got a good news today. I would like to share to you.
 
Timeline:
- 1/2020: submit i-360 & i-485 & i-765
- 4/2020: Request more evidence (record from other state that I have lived)
- 3/2022: New Card is ordered on i-360 case.

Hi guys,
I was a silent reader and this blog helps me a lot to decrease my anxiety.
I’ve decided to share my timeline since I have news regarding my case. 
Here it is:
Filed I485 and I360 - November/2019
First Prima facie - January/2020
RFE- November/2021 (USCIS requested proof of good moral character from my birth country)
New Card is being produced I360 - 03/02/2022
I have no idea what this card is about since my EAD is valid until 2023. Any clue?
I hope my contribution helps. 
Wish you guys all the best 🙏🏼 ❤️
It’s not an easy journey 
 

Wednesday means that it's time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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SPEAK UP!
 
A man with a small pie in each of his ears burst into a doctor's office.  "I'm losing my hearing, Doc!" he cried.
 
"That's probably because you have a small pie in each ear," said the doctor.
 
"You'll have to speak up!" said the man.  "I've got a small pie in each ear!"