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This Tub Of Expired Hellmann's Mayo And 10 Other Republican Frontrunners For Speaker Of The House [...] With popular favorite Jim Jordan struggling to muster enough votes, the candidate currently gaining the most momentum in the race is an expired tub of Hellmann's mayonnaise. Historic! Hellmann's isn't alone. The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of the other GOP frontrunners: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/this-tub-of-hellmans-mayo-and-10-other-republican-frontrunners-for-speaker-of-the-house

Biden Announces He Has Secured Pinky Promise From Hamas Not To Use $100 Million For Terrorism [...] "That's the strongest promise there is," Biden reminded reporters who questioned him on the matter. "They even put sugar on top and said 'Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.' [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-he-has-secured-pinky-promise-from-hamas-not-to-use-100-million-for-terrorism

Pope Francis Glues Self To Sistine Chapel Ceiling To Protest Climate Change [...] "We must stop climate change now!" the 86-year-old pontiff said as he hung precariously from the ceiling that features priceless paintings by famed artist Michelangelo. "There is no greater danger to all of God's children than the threat of the temperature of the earth rising slightly and causing inclement weather. All other issues around the world pale in comparison to this." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-glues-self-to-sistine-chapel-ceiling-to-protest-climate-change

4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered a deal to send $100 million of U.S. taxpayer money to the Palestinian Authority in exchange for none of the hostages currently being held by Hamas. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-biden-offers-the-palestinians-100-million-in-exchange-for-none-of-the-hostages

Welcome to the forum! Typically, they can extend a petition's validity in 4-month increments for up to a year. It's best to request this via e-mail, putting the case number in the Subject line. I don't know what happens in the instance of turmoil like this, but I imagine that flexibility applies.

These Bidementia clowns can't find either butt-cheek with both hands plus outside help.

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Not surprising, if true. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is Israel's biggest danger from the Biden White House? [...] "From what came out of the meeting, Tony Blinken wasn't trying to help Israel at all. What he was doing was demanding that Israel enable resupply to Gaza, the euphemism of which is 'humanitarian aid.'" She continued to say that Blinken threatened to withhold American war materiel from Israel, such as bunker buster bombs and regular ordinance. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/10/is_israels_biggest_danger_from_the_biden_white_house.html

President Joe Biden argues for sending more money to Ukraine and Israel [...] it was really odd hearing Biden bounce back and forth between Israel and Ukraine. Face it … most Americans are feeling Ukraine fatigue, and the Hamas terrorist attack is still fresh in our minds. Biden did blather a bit about antisemitism and Islamophobia, but then he'd pivot back to Ukraine. Juggling two wars is complicated … it was nice that we didn't have that during the Trump administration. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/10/19/president-joe-biden-argues-for-sending-more-money-to-ukraine-and-israel-n2388774

Another like what Boiler posted above. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just Stop Oil Protesters Meet a Bus Full of Migrants That Won't Stop [...] Here's a bunch of Just Stop Oil climate change protesters in orange safety vests trying to stop a bus full of migrants, but they didn't have much success. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/10/19/just-stop-oil-protesters-meet-a-bus-full-of-migrants-that-wont-stop-n2388758

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden WH Regrets the Error After Posting Photo That 'Accidentally Doxxed US Special Forces' Yesterday a White House social media account was spotted posting a photo from President Biden's trip to Israel, and in the picture were members of U.S. special forces. The photo was reportedly up for about an hour before being deleted. Here's the picture with faces not shown: [...] https://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/10/19/biden-wh-regrets-any-issues-caused-after-posting-photo-that-accidentally-doxxed-us-special-forces-n2388757

Eat Ze Bugs! Meat Giant Tyson Invests in Insect 'Food' for People Score another point for those of us in the "tinfoil hat" crowd who predicted that the New World Order would try to have us dining on cricket burgers. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2023/10/19/eat-ze-bugs-meat-giant-tyson-invests-in-insect-food-for-people-n1736275

Biden Word Salad Casts Doubt About Whether He Even Knows What's Going On https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/10/19/biden-word-salad-casts-doubt-about-whether-he-even-knows-whats-going-on-n1736270

Will the October 18th Trials Be Next? [...] if we are to use the definitions that the Left has been pushing for the past 3 years, a bunch of decolonizers who invaded the US Capitol grounds on Wednesday should be headed for federal prison after long stays in solitary confinement awaiting trial. Don't hold your breath. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/10/19/will-the-october-18th-trials-be-next-n585907

Did NYC Actually Try Something With the Migrant Shelters That Worked? [...] this revelation tells us something else that many of us already suspected. All of those people who found a bed with contacts they had in the city could have stayed out of the shelters to begin with. They only went that route when they were forced out. And that should have already been obvious. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/10/18/did-nyc-actually-try-something-with-the-migrant-shelters-that-worked-n585877

Double standard, anybody? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ El Paso Mayor Sends 178 Buses of Illegal Aliens to Sanctuary Cities But Not a Peep From Critics El Paso Mayor Oscar Leeser escapes the critical rhetoric that is thrown at Governor Greg Abbott over sending migrant buses to sanctuary cities. Why is that? Is it because Leeser is a Democrat and Governor Abbott is a Republican Probably. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/10/19/el-paso-mayor-sends-178-buses-of-illegal-aliens-to-sanctuary-cities-but-not-a-peep-from-critics-n586036

Yep -- and that's what the author suggests.

How Did Hamas Wind Up Using North Korean Weapons? When they've been asked in the past, spokesmen for North Korea's hermit government have insisted that they don't sell military equipment to terrorist groups. (Perish the thought.) But the evidence is building that Hamas was using some Nork gear when it launched its attack on Israel. [...] These revelations further dispel the myth that Hamas is some sort of group of ragtag "freedom fighters" who are scraping by with whatever scraps they can find. They are a well-funded and professionally armed military force [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/10/19/how-did-hamas-wind-up-using-north-korean-weapons-n586069

Poopbuckets. Every last one of them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Kill the Difficult Ones': Hamas Had a Hostage-Taking Manual Last week there were a couple reports that Hamas fighters who invaded Israel had detailed maps and plans for targeting specific sites. That information had been found on their bodies after they were killed. Here's a bit of what NBC News reported. Documents exclusively obtained by NBC News show that Hamas created detailed plans to target elementary schools and a youth center in the Israeli kibbutz of Kfar Sa'ad, to "kill as many people as possible," seize hostages and quickly move them into the Gaza Strip. The attack plans, which are labeled "top secret" in Arabic, appear to be orders for two highly trained Hamas units to surround and infiltrate villages and target places where civilians, including children, gather. Today, the Atlantic has a story up about another document used by the Hamas invaders. This one gives them instructions on how to kidnap Israelis, including women and children, and use them as human shields. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/10/19/kill-the-difficult-ones-hamas-had-a-hostage-taking-manual-n586192

Turning the Gaza Hospital Blast into Propaganda Instead of News Blood is on the hands of some in American journalism for their complete failure to sort out fact from terrorist propaganda in the Gaza hospital explosion. It was a shocking collapse of journalistic process, and its impacts were devastating. A correction is not enough. It demands an apology. [...] https://themessenger.com/opinion/gaza-hospital-blast-news-coverage-hamas-propaganda-protests-unrest

This needs readin'. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New questions in Biden classified documents investigation [...] the timeline of events in the classified documents matter released by Biden's lawyer didn't tell the whole story — didn't, in fact, even begin to tell the whole story. The question now is whether the information that Biden attorney Robert Bauer omitted is critical to the case. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/new-questions-in-biden-classified-documents-investigation

A pet who is infected? CEHST is complete once more -- NB is back.

Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Trump gag order should be struck down [...] this order should concern everyone who values freedom of speech. While the odds may favor Chutkan on appeal, this order should be overturned as overbroad and dangerous. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/judiciary/4262942-the-trump-gag-order-should-be-struck-down/

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