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Asia, our favorite Polish Commie-babe, is in the house, oj tak! Silent Asia! Silent, SILENT Asia!

Who or what is blasphemous -- its inclusion on the list? Its existence? The lack of misspellings in your post?

Happy 29th birthday, si LL ma'am! See above, see LL ma'am. Report on birthday activities and bestowed gifts now, si LL ma'am!

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Kept Mini-B. out of skool for a Many'rd day, cough wee man man. Called doc to get ghastly liquid converted to pills, responsive MD man man. Nicaraguan maid and amiga came as scheduled, si man. Just enough time for us to clear table, counter, & floor so they could work, clutter man. They did very nicely, si man. Miu closely observed all proceedings, entranced or bored or wary miu man. Lunch for us was leftover Chinese donated Tuesday by ex-Mrs.-T-B., ingest we man. Lunch for Mini-B. was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. Miu lobbied hard for miu-treats and even dragged treat-bag over to food bowl, rather obvious miu man. We tried to siesta thereafter, desperately need zzz we man. Of course, a text and a phone call hosed said siesta, man. Miu came in miuing but did not drop a feather-roller, what got into miu man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over to spend time with Mini-B., see ex-she man wee man man. Of course, she dozed off in her chair, typical of ex-she man man. Then we all threw Nerf football around room and insulted each other's capabilities, si man. We got Mini-B.'s pills and gave him one, determined wee man. Mini-B. did it, like a Swallow in Capistrano man. It was a big honkin' size, too, antibiotic man. This opens up new vistas of pharmaceutical therapy, whee man. Din-din was beef kabobs and potato skins, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Airplane!, not seen by us for Many Manycades man. Mini-B. enjoyed it, too, retroactive to his usual tastes man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2+1) already, week only half-over man. Mini-B. took another big honkin' pill before bed, intrepid wee man man. We also gave him an almost-as-big honkin' cough pill, also taken by wee man man. We will hose this cough by every medicinal method, state we man. We learned that WCG, recently married with recently filed I-1Many0, got her pregnant, due in Manycember man. He has no idea what's coming, no man. The baby will almost certainly be born in England, CRBA man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

Gracias, D ma'am. Gracias, Y ma'am. Well, this stuff is a ghastly orange, the consistency of oozing slime, si and sigh Y ma'am. The children's cough syrups are flavored as berry, grape, or bubble gum, si Y ma'am. Even the cheap knockoffs of those are ghastly, sigh man.

Reactions to this? I don't quibble with it too much. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The worst fast food restaurants in America [...] The ACSI survey, published in June 2023, polled 16,250 random customers across the U.S. to find out which fast food restaurants were the king of the industry, and which sat firmly at the bottom. The survey tracked satisfaction with fast food restaurants from April 2022 to March 2023 and asked respondents to rank chains based on a variety of factors. This includes the accuracy of their food order, the quality and reliability of the chain's mobile app, the quality of the food and food options, the cleanliness of the restaurant's dining room and more. The restaurants were then given an overall satisfaction rating between 1 and 100. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/worst-fast-food-restaurants-america-202900801.html

A more complete list is here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nearly 100 Red Lobsters marked 'closed' on restaurant site: See the full list Red Lobster locations across the country started closing abruptly Monday, surprising residents and, at least in one case, a city official. As of Tuesday, 90 locations in 27 states were listed as "closed" on the restaurant's website. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/nearly-100-red-lobsters-marked-231058621.html

Good to have you back here, LL ma'am!

Funny to everyone but him!

The good RLs were very good, and the bad ones were disappointing. This might be another case of "they made their bed, and they must lie in it."

Uh, great explanation as usual, Y ma'am, but this borders on furrin-language material for guys.

Thread is moved from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the Social Security Numbers subforum.

Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man: Mini-B. still coughing, phlegmatic wee man. We held him out of skool another day, sigh man. Got him to the doc before noon, efficient we man. Doc finally diagnosed sinus infection and Rx'd antibiotic, finally man. Mini-B. opted for liquid form, loath to take pills wee man man. Lunch was from BK*, ingest Two Guys man. *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man We siesta'd afterward for 2 hours, wonderful zzz man. We finally called pharmacy re Mini-B.'s Rx, several hours man. Went down there and watched them compound it, Many (2+1) bottles man. Returned to casa and fed it to Mini-B., heal we man wee man man. Stuff tasted so vile that Mini-B. actually expressed desire to take real pills, momentous man. We shall call doc to arrange for this, si man. Inglish teechur responded with project to be done by Mini-B., supervise completion we man. Din-din was the Costco mini-tacos** and the Aldi chocolate cake***, ingest Two Guys man. **one Manyzen apiece, whee man ***net half of the cake, whee man Afterward, Mini-B. was too stuffed to consider a movie night, oh well man. We hope to get Mini-B. back to skool on Wednesday, hope we man. Maid supposed to come at around half-past Many a.m., wanna bet on that man. No party with the rubias tonight, leave too much mess for the maid man.

Wednesday! Time for our approval-evoking*, good-news-eliciting* Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *that is, if correlation = causation ============================================= THE WATCH SEARCH One night, a man on his way home saw a drunk, who was down on his hands and knees searching for something under a streetlight. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for. The drunk said that he had tripped, and his Rolex wristwatch had broken loose from his wrist. The man promptly got down on his hands and knees and began helping the drunk look for his watch. After ten minutes and no success, the man asked the drunk exactly where he had tripped. "About a half a block up the street," the drunk said. "Why, then," the man asked the drunk, "are you looking for your watch here if you lost it a half a block up the street?" The drunk replied, "The light is a lot better here."

Harvard, Princeton Both Cave to Hamas Sympathizers in the Name of 'Restorative Justice' [...] One of the hunger strikers' demands is that students be given amnesty and have their suspensions (and arrest records) expunged, because, after all, those won't look good during their job search. It appears that Princeton has caved on that demand, announcing a "restorative justice" program that will "rapidly conclude the University disciplinary process, making it possible for the students to join Commencement and receive their degrees along with their classmates" — useless degrees they'll probably rip up in protest. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/05/14/harvard-princeton-both-cave-to-hamas-sympathizers-n2396239

Trial Judge's Daughter Helped Campaign to Kick Trump Off Colorado Ballot [...] It had been revealed earlier that Judge Merchan's daughter was making bank off the trial, and now a Post Millennial report outlines how Loren Merchan has been working to destroy Donald Trump for months and making a pretty penny in the process. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/05/14/trial-judge-in-ny-daughter-helped-run-campaign-to-kick-trump-off-colorado-ballot-n3788322

Repairs to Portland State University Library Could Cost $750,000 [...] the damage done to the library in the 3 days the vandals occupied it was significant. Today the school released an estimate for repairing the damage: [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/05/14/repairs-to-portland-state-university-library-could-cost-750000-n3788412

What an enterprising and win-win idea -- kind of like what DeSantis did earlier in Florida regarding NYC cops. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wyoming Sheriff Uses Billboard To Attract Denver Cops After City Defunded Police A Wyoming sheriff is trying to recruit deputies by posting a billboard in Denver, Colorado. "Work in Wyoming where breaking the law is STILL ILLEGAL & cops are still funded," reads a billboard the Laramie County Sheriff's Office placed near downtown Denver. Laramie County Sheriff Brian Kozak said the billboard touts the whole state of Wyoming as a law-and-order state, and that people in the Cowboy State value law enforcement. He figures Denver cops aren't feeling much of that after the city recently slashed its police department by $8 million. [...] https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/05/13/wyoming-sheriff-uses-billboard-to-attract-frustrated-denver-cops/

A story pertaining to creatures that bleed for a week yet do not die. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "This Infuriates Me": Women Say Pads And Tampons Have Been Getting Smaller, But There Might Be Something Else Going On [...] perhaps you've noticed that a "pint" of your favorite ice cream is now only 14 ounces, or maybe it dawned on you that your "family size" box of cereal is suddenly more like "personal size." Well, now people online are saying their pads and tampons have been getting smaller. And unlike shrinking snack foods, if our period products get smaller without warning, it can make us think something is going on with our health. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/infuriates-women-pads-tampons-getting-031602185.html

Red Lobster to close at least 48 restaurants after 'endless shrimp' debacle The troubled Red Lobster restaurant chain is closing down at least 48 of its roughly 650 branches across the US, according to a restaurant liquidation company. Neal Sherman, the chief executive of TAGeX Brands, said on LinkedIn on Monday that it was assisting with the rapid closure of Red Lobsters in 21 US states, starting today. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/red-lobster-close-least-48-012358549.html

'It's a real thing': Drivers and passengers report motion sickness in EVs An oft-touted advantage of owning an electric vehicle is one-pedal driving, when drivers can slow down a vehicle simply by lifting off the throttle. But as more Americans swap their gas-powered cars and trucks for an EV, some are also realizing there are drawbacks to the one-pedal lifestyle. "It can cause some people to get sick," John Voelcker, a former editor of Green Car Reports and a contributing editor at Car and Driver, told ABC News. "Strong regenerative braking, which recaptures max energy, can cause motion sickness. There is a learning curve to lifting off the accelerator in an EV ... you have to modulate it." [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/real-thing-drivers-passengers-report-090017600.html

He is psychotic and should be institutionalized.

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and that they should not interfere with God's will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide in the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the next week. The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures, so they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down their water-slide. The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path. They set out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do. But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy -- they baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they see them only at Christmas and Easter. Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

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