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How DEHHHHH they! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cruel: IDF Forces Give Greta Thunberg Dry Sub Sandwich With No Mayo MEDITERRANEAN SEA — Greta Thunberg and other members of the latest humanitarian flotilla sailing to Gaza were subjected to unspeakable cruelty by the Israeli Defense Forces, who kidnapped them and then gave them dry sub sandwiches with no mayo to eat. Sources said IDF soldiers forcibly boarded the boats, interrupting several drum circles just as they were really vibing. They then tortured the humanitarian heroes by giving them challah and turkey foot-longs without any condiments whatsoever. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-idf-forces-give-greta-thunberg-dry-sub-sandwich-with-no-mayo

Trump Admin Announces Free Sombrero Giveaway For First 10,000 Illegals To Self-Deport [...] "They're big hats," President Donald Trump explained to reporters. "We call them sombreros, but did you know sombrero just means hat? It's really something. I just learned this." According to sources, there were so many illegal aliens embedded in the country that ICE was overwhelmed. To assist, President Trump devised what he called a "tremendous" free sombrero giveaway to encourage undocumented immigrants to leave of their own accord. And the White House thinks they'll go for it. "I love the Mexicans," said Trump. "That's why we're giving away the best sombreros. Only 10,000 will ever be made, and then they're gone. Each [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-admin-announces-free-sombrero-giveaway-for-first-10000-illegals-to-self-deport

UK Prosecutes Synagogue For Provoking Attacker By Being Openly Jewish MANCHESTER — The Crown Prosecution Service announced that charges had been filed against a Jewish synagogue on Thursday for provoking a violent terrorist attack against themselves by being openly Jewish. A synagogue located in Manchester was the site of a deadly attack last week in which two people were killed and three others were injured. Authorities were acting quickly to punish those involved, including the synagogue and its members, for being openly Jewish. "We have a zero tolerance policy for violent stabbing offenses," said Crown Prosecutor Henry Thomas. "That's why we have to punish these Jews for being so Jewish. It just incites more stabbings." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-prosecutes-synagogue-for-provoking-attacker-by-being-openly-jewish

Featured by RealClearPolitics! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hitler Brings Peace To Israel WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning development that experts said could change the course of geopolitics for the foreseeable future, Hitler announced a historic agreement that would bring lasting peace to Israel. While historians were shocked to see that the man who was long thought to be the epitome of hatred toward the Jewish people had successfully brokered a peace treaty to usher in peace for the war-torn region of the Middle East, they had no choice but to acknowledge the positive impact Hitler was now having on Israel's fortunes. "Saving and protecting Jewish people is what Hitler is all about," said one historian following the announcement of the ceasefire. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-brings-peace-to-israel

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Mini-B. awoke organically at half-of-half to 1 p.m., zzz wee man. Breakfast/lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man. Stripped/made beds, started LL, and went to visit mini-miu, delighted mini-miu man. We pruned/curbsided some low branches off overhanging tree, ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s neighbor will never know man. Visited Mama T-B., see senior she man Two Guys man. Because of Mini-B.'s presence, Mama T-B. didn't yell at us, no man. Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to an even 2 Manyzen for the week, within range of all-time record man. Second LL baking and Many'rd LL warshering, domestic we man. We should visit mini-miu again tonight, see we man playful/hungry mini-miu man. We finally out-cleaned our freezer, bone of contention within our mind for years man. There never seemed enough room for anything, no man. As we suspected, Many (2+1) racks were hosing level seating of products, bye man. As we found, Many (2x2x2 +2) icepacks were present, Many (2x2x2-1) too many man. Within minutes, our freezer became wieldy and finally with ample space, self-pleased we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No plans for Columbus Day* on Monday, no plan we man man. *St. Patrick's Day in Poland, oj tak And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

An alternative might be to prepare a sheet with title "Travel Dates" and a list thereof. When the IO asks, cheerfully hand him/her the sheet and say brightly, "I went back to reconfirm these, and I decided to type out this sheet for you as a courtesy!" Hold the sheet so that the IO can see it, and (from your seat) point out or name the line on which your specific trip appears. That should keep the IO from retorting or being displeased -- after all, how can you be rude in response to someone who's trying to be courteous?

Click on your name in one of your forum posts. That takes you to your profile. At far upper right, click on your name again and drop to My Timeline. You'll be taken to where you can edit it (see box on left side of that page).

It's nice how certain factors cause us to finally pull triggers on important actions. Congratulations on figuring it out. For added perspective, certain states/municipalities might have specific or other procedures that differ, so everyone availing themselves of your generous offer should keep that in mind.

Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Social Security Numbers subforum -- OP is past the former stage.

Hamas Rounding Up Gazans From IDF-Evacuated Areas: Report Terror group Hamas, which of course has no intention of disarming and vacating the Gaza Strip unless Israel and America force it militarily to do so, is already reportedly rounding up Gazans in areas that Israeli forces have vacated, for interrogation and even possibly execution. A senior Hamas official already said on Arab TV that he expects his group to release Israeli hostages in a period of time up to months in the future. The terrorists and their salary-payers in the Palestinian Authority (PA) are delighted with the peace deal, as giving them the opportunity to regroup, terrorize any locals who might have cooperated with Israel, obtain release of jihadi prisoners, and regain territory for which Israeli soldiers shed their blood without any effort on Hamas's part. [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2025/10/11/hamas-rounding-up-gazans-from-idf-evacuated-areas-report-n4944744

Multiple, blatant instances. She should be -- and NEEDS to be -- toast. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exposed: Letitia James's Decades of Alleged Mortgage Fraud [...] "Letitia James probably should not have been charging Donald Trump with trumped-up charges of mortgage fraud in New York, given the fact that New York is a public record state and that all of her mortgages for 43 years were online for myself or anybody else to pull up," Gilbert said. He then outlined a pattern of alleged mortgage fraud dating back to 1983, when James was just 24 years old. "She [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/10/11/letitia-jamess-mortgage-fraud-scheme-goes-back-decades-n4944754

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These examples are truly disturbing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rampant DOJ Insurrection Should Lead To Massive Housecleaning, Especially In Virginia District A spate of resignations, leaks, and refusals to prosecute clear-cut crimes out of the Eastern District of Virginia show that President Trump needs to make it clear he is in charge of the Justice Department. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2025/10/09/rampant-doj-insurrection-should-lead-to-massive-housecleaning-especially-in-virginia-district/

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Anzalduas is one of the newer Tex-Mex bridges, constructed and meant chiefly for industrial traffic (it leads to southwestern Reynosa, an industrial area). I wasn't aware of routine outbound inspections. This clown should have requested a lawyer before squealing on himself. Sidebar: I was on a 4-day trip with Mrs. T-B. to introduce her to the border cities (about two per day) when we happened to drive past Anzalduas after it had been opened just a couple of days earlier. We pulled up to the outbound CBP port, where I asked the guy whether anything interesting was across. He said that it was industrial stuff, but invited us to cross regardless. I considered our schedule, then told him, "We have all our luggage and stuff, and your colleagues at inbound will probably be eager to conduct inspections, so it might hose our schedule." He nicely accepted this and told us how to turn around. I've still never been across that bridge. Mrs. T-B. enjoyed that trip. Most notable to her was, "I didn't have to speak a word of English on the U.S. side of those cities." Also of note: Without exception, all of the Mexican border cities/towns are larger than their Texas-side counterparts. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man caught trying to smuggle $1M, guns into Mexico at Anzalduas bridge A man was arrested Wednesday at the Anzalduas International Bridge after U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers found him attempting to smuggle firearms, ammunition and over $1 million in cash into Mexico. Cecilio Rojas Jr., a U.S. citizen, was charged with smuggling goods and bulk cash from the U.S., namely approximately $1,033,762, multiple handguns, and "disassembled" rifles and shotguns, according to a criminal complaint. On that day, Homeland Security Investigations special agents in McAllen received a request for assistance from officers at the port of entry in Mission after conducting an outbound inspection on a white 2019 Chevrolet 3500 with an attached trailer driven by Rojas. [...] https://myrgv.com/local-news/2025/10/10/man-caught-trying-to-smuggle-1m-guns-into-mexico-at-anzalduas-bridge/

Surprise! ~~~~~~~~~ U.K. weather office caught deleting inconvenient climate data It is becoming harder to get away with lying in the age of independent media. Progressives in particular are struggling to safeguard the sacred belief that the planet is on the verge of melting because naughty plebeians keep driving SUVs and using air conditioning. Climate change devotees are willing to lie to defend this article of faith. Ray Sanders, an engineer by trade, realized this as he double-checked the calculations of the Met Office, the U.K. government agency responsible for guessing whether it will rain in Blighty tomorrow. The Met is also known for making bold prognostications about the conditions expected half-a-century from now. "Heatwaves, like that of summer 2018, are now 30 times more likely to happen due to climate change," it asserts. [...] https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/oct/10/editorial-uk-weather-office-caught-deleting-inconvenient-climate-data/

Probably not much, if any. You're filing after 5 years, so marriage status is less important.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man: We brought Subway* to the casa at half-past noon, si man. *bought WUOC + gift card, F$WM Mini-B. was still sound asleep, zzz wee man. We roused him, ingest Two Guys man. We siesta'd for an aggregate almost-Many hours, continuous tap-nap buttoning we man. Movie afternoon was next, involving 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to an even Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) for the week so far, impressive man. Very late din-din was sliced Costco ham, air-fried loaded potatoes from Aldi, and r'br, ingest Two Guys man. After the late TV news, we visited mini-miu, delayed attention to little orange boy man. Mini-miu wanted to play, energetic mini-miu man. He eagerly attacked all balls and toys, good future hunter mini-miu man. We stayed quite a while with him, bond we with orange grandson man. He purred loudly the entire time, purr loudly mini-miu man. When full-grown, he will sound like a mountain lion, predict we man. Must try to pry Mini-B. from his gaming to pre-embed himself, man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No firm plans for Sunday except to conquer Many LLs, that time of week man. Will probably visit Mama T-B., visit we man and wee man senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS report, see man: We split the difference above, see man. We awoke rather late and attended only 2 GSs, si man. One GS had nothing, no man. The other was phantom, and State Jail felony man. Total = $0

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Thread is moved from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the Vietnam regional forum, in hopes of country-specific answers.

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Yee-HAAAAA! Going to do anything in regard to your VJ timeline? Not necessary, but it would be nice.

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Breakfasted & skoolbused Mini-B., groggy we man. Force-caffeinated ourself to remain awake afterward, GS/ES-ing to do man. Spectacular weather for the same, Texas weather Many man. Went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to feed mini-miu, feed mini-miu we man man. Mini-miu was skittish, perhaps startled by our presence man. Got good-&-early start on our rounds, back at casa by noon man. As we entered the casa, the phone rang, ring someone man we man man. Someone wanted to purchase Mama T-B.'s wheelchair, calling on behalf of cousin man. We agreed to a 2 p.m. caucus with said buyer, agree we man. We lay down for a siesta, just time enough therefor man. Of course, Mama T-B. called precisely halfway into it and insisted on a visit, man. Our siesta was hosed, no zzz for we man man. Sale of stuff went as previously posted, very pleased purchaser and F$WM man. Mama T-B. had promised "a brief visit of only a few minutes," si man. Accordingly, we told Mini-B. that we would meet him at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa around a certain time, si man. She kept us there for Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- FULL inventories of all of her bed linens, man. We were devolving into mutual yelling when the Fizzicle Therapist (FT) showed up, si man. FT was young, vivacious, chubby but rather cute Indian chica, obviously intelligent man. She tried to convince Mama T-B. that ANY exercise, even flat in bed, was better than none, si man. Mama T-B.'s reactions convince us that her reputation as "difficult" is not unjustified, and man. We didn't get out of there for over an hour, Mini-B. continuously asking when we were arriving man. FT chica is going to have a real case on her hands, si and sigh man. We are always traumatized after leaving Mama T-B., shock-shelled we man man. Din-din was traditional-for-Friday Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. Afterward, we announced our intention to siesta, exhausted we man. Just then, split-earing yardwork began next door, TexMex dude man. We ran out to pay him to do our edging & whack-weeding, overdue man. As soon as that ended, we almost fell asleep, finally man. However, Mama T-B. called, second siesta hosed in one day man. She insists on seeing us no later than Sunday, OK man. Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2) for the week, becoming impressive man. We wanted to attend a Saturday festival with Mini-B., been there twice before as Two Guys man. Mini-B. flatly rejected this, sigh man. So much for building memories, sigh man. Mini-B. then wheedled a V.R. game out of us, pu$hover we man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We must feed mini-miu on Saturday, Mini-B. certainly to zzz in man. We have itineraried Many (2+2+2) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man. We might attend all or flush all, undecided we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.