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Trump Projected To Win In 50-State Landslide After Appearing In Squirrel Costume U.S. — What was expected to be a close Presidential election is now projected to be a 50-state landslide for Trump after the former president showed up to a rally in a squirrel costume. Honoring the late squirrel "Peanut," Trump delivered his entire stump speech in the costume, clips of which spread across social media like wildfire. Within hours, polls showed a historic swing, with millions of voters switching their allegiance to Trump. "They're after you — me and Peanut are just standing in their way," said Trump. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-projected-to-win-in-50-state-landslide-after-appearing-in-squirrel-costume

Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising U.S. — After government authorities seized and executed the beloved squirrel known as "Peanut," squirrels across America donned tiny MAGA hats and launched a mass uprising. "For Peanut!!" shouted the squirrels as their forces stormed government buildings. "Vive la révolution!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/radicalized-squirrels-in-maga-hats-begin-uprising

Jonathan Turley makes good points. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Halloween is over, but the election litigation is getting really scary "Something wicked this way comes." Those words from William Shakespeare's "Macbeth" capture a certain dread that takes hold of some of us tasked with covering the legal elements of the presidential election. Just as Halloween ended, things in the days leading into Election Day have begun to get…well, spooky. Call it election jitters, but some of us have been here before. More than 200 cases have been filed around the country before the election this year. In the last week, worrisome elements have begun to pop up in various swing states. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/judiciary/4966836-election-jitters-legal-challenges/

This editorial was going great guns but quit early. Perhaps it said what it had to, to get the point across. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Harris and the tyranny of experts [...] Democrats have yearned for, promised, and attempted government by the experts since at least as far back as the Woodrow Wilson administration. From President Franklin Roosevelt's National Recovery Administration to President Lyndon Johnson's Great Society to President Joe Biden's American Rescue Plan, Democrats have relied on experts to make more and more economic and social policy decisions. This has been done at the expense of citizens, at the expense of democracy, and for more than 100 years, the results have been disastrous. The problem is not just that those deemed experts don't know half as much as they claim to know. It is also that their bias has become ever more partisan and increasingly sequestered from and contemptuous of public opinion. This was made crystal clear during [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/3212716/kamala-harris-and-tyranny-experts/

Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man: Lunch was a "Velveeta Cheesy Bowl lasagna"* lunch-sized portion, ingest we man. *bought Many months ago from a supermarket clearance bin, financially savvy we man Miu has refused every Fancy Feast Petite Portions chicken-&-rice serving because this batch is apparently a little different from before and miu thinks it's new miu-food to be snubbed, and and man. Outwaited monsoon before visiting Uncle T-B. & Mama T-B., patient we man. Uncle T-B. on a downer, complain senior he man to we man man. We gave him his financial-account info but did not try to change scooter batteries, si and no man. Mama T-B. irritated at us et al., lecture senior she man to we man man. We changed 2 clocks and didn't outwardly object to lectures, si and no man. A siesta was attempted and largely achieved, zzz we man. LL conquered but with not quite enough dryer time, hate that we man. Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up quite early, jolt to our schedule man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had bought Mini-B. a football and new basketball shoes, expend ex-she man man. She did not try to dun us for half, about time man. Outside breeze had dried the beautifully mown lawn sufficiently for play, discover Mini-B. man. Threw new football for a while, completely hose body ow ow OW we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and Mini-B. then briefly basketballed, basketball they man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. could not stay to watch AFV because the Rojo is having a colonoscopy on Monday, up his man. We extended advance sympathies to the Rojo's culo and small intestine via text, extend we man. The Rojo responded graciously, respond he man. Our din-din was onecan of split green pea soup** and onecan of bean-with-bacon soup**, ingest we man. **bought from a supermarket clearance bin, financially savvy we man This it was, productive we man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had brought din-din for Mini-B., sometimes does this ex-she man man. It was a strange concoction of cucumber, 2 forms of carrots, onions, chicken, rice, and an unidentified spice, blessedly not cilantro man. Mini-B. had had this for lunch and requested canned S&Ms instead, accommodate we man wee man man. We had to dish the warsher, so we consumed this weird casserole (?), ingest we man. Hours later, we still can't fathom what its purpose was or is, bewildered we man. Uncle T-B.'s latest Fizzicle Therapist then called, wanting a.m. caucus with Uncle T-B. she man. The warsher was then dished and has been de-dished, domestic we man. Although nothing was overtly amiss, we have felt discombobulated all day, must recombobulate ourself we man man. Nothing but irritating administrative stuff mostly for Uncle T-B. itineraried for Monday, handle we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Tonight more so, see Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday Report man. P-Math error precised, si and see and man. No, man; Uncle T-B.'s scooter is rather intricate, inspect it briefly ourself recently man. It must be genetic among mothers, conclude we man.

Wonderful news -- and thanks for returning with your happy update!

One Super Predator in Africa Instills Even More Fear Than Lions With their bladed paws, wielded by a rippling mass of pure muscle, sharp eyes, agile reflexes, and crushing fanged jaws, lions are certainly not a predator most animals have any interest in messing with. Especially seeing as they also have the smarts to hunt in packs. "Lions are the biggest group-hunting land predator on the planet, and thus ought to be the scariest," conservation biologist Michael Clinchy from Western University in Canada said in 2023. But in over 10,000 recordings of wildlife on the African savannah, 95 percent of the species observed responded with far more terror to the sound of an entirely different beast. This animal isn't even technically an apex predator. It's [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/one-super-predator-africa-instills-113041225.html

IDF discovers Hamas underground weapons manufacturing facility in central Gaza The IDF has released video showing Israeli troops uncovering a Hamas underground weapons-manufacturing facility in central Gaza located beneath the local civilian population. The terrorist-operated facility contained workshops and hundreds of supplies for producing rockets, shells and grenades before it was destroyed by engineering troops, the IDF says. It was situated near the area of Zeitoun. The IDF says the facility also had diving equipment intended for Hamas to infiltrate Israeli territory by sea. Video released by the IDF shows troops navigating a long tunnel that leads to the facility. The IDF says the tunnel route contained several long-term living areas equipped with an oven, stove, food supplies, beds and offices used by the terrorists during the war. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/idf-discovers-hamas-underground-weapons-195313920.html

You blinked and missed it. Gotta wait eons before you inferior humans evolve...

Threads on an ongoing matter have been merged. Thread is placed back into the "AOS from WS&T Visas" main forum.

Yes -- and USCIS can consequently reject the petition or the consulate can refuse the visa.

It is still Sunday, so here in timely fashion is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE CLASSY NURSING HOME A family whose ailing mother needed constant medical supervision decided to bring her to an expensive nursing home for a day, to try it out. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and sat her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed OK, but after a while she slowly started to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed to catch her and straighten her out. Again, she seemed OK, but after a while she started to tilt to the other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her upright. This went on all morning, with the nurses making sure that the old woman didn't fall. Later, the family arrived to see how she was adjusting to her potential new home. "So, Mom, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they asked. "It's very nice," she said, "except they won't let me fart."

Several derailing posts have been removed.

A recent post has been removed from this thread for these reasons: 1) Someone else's original post was translated into Spanish when quoted -- in the upper forums, you must leave things in English. 2) The question and quote appeared multiple times. 3) The original poster hasn't logged on to VJ in 8 months. The recent poster is welcome to start an original thread if there are questions about the topic.

Three-week members of VJ are cordially invited to search the site for numerous examples of the situation over many years.

Harris Campaign Tells Biden He's Urgently Needed At Rally In Remote Region Of Antarctica WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the electoral clock ticking down, the Harris campaign called President Joe Biden to ask him to please, please head to Antarctica. According to staffers close to Kamala Harris, Biden's presidential presence at Anvers Island, Antarctica could be decisive in the final week of the election season. "It is absolutely essential that you be in Antarctica," Kamala reportedly told Biden as handlers bundled him on to Air Force One. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-campaign-tells-biden-hes-urgently-needed-at-rally-in-remote-region-of-antarctica

In Disgusting Call For Violence, Trump Says Politicians Should Stop Sending Kids Off To War GLENDALE, AZ — In a horrific call for violence, former President Donald Trump stated that politicians should stop sending kids to war. Trump made the disgusting statement during a campaign event in Arizona, where he stated that politicians would not be so quick to start wars if they had to fight in them. His vile rhetoric about saving teenagers from dying in the Middle East is now being investigated by the Arizona Attorney General as potential death threat. "Trump's call for world peace was tantamount to calling for executions by firing squad," explained CBS News Anchor Kasie Hunt. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/in-disgusting-call-for-violence-trump-says-politicians-should-stop-sending-kids-off-to-war

BBC Tries Throwing Cold Water on the Infinite Monkey Theorem, Proves Theorem Correct by Accident The 'infinite monkey theorem' says that a monkey, hitting random keys over an infinite amount of time, will eventually type out the works of William Shakespeare. It's been a saying as long as this writer can remember. The key word there seems to be infinite; that is, limitless amount of time. So when the BBC reports on a study that tries to disprove the infinite monkey theorem, it did not go well for them, at all: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/11/01/bbc-monkeys-writing-shakespeare-n2403097

See this 67-second ad. Marvelous. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Unity!' Team Trump Responds Perfectly to Harris Campaign's Final Ad Before the Election https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/11/02/unity-team-trump-responds-perfectly-to-harris-campaigns-final-ad-before-the-election-n2403152

The oh-so-pulchritudinous one (D-Ramallah) isn't endorsing Kommie. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michigan Rep. Rashida Tlaib Passes on Chance to Endorse Kamala Harris [...] The Squad has been pretty quiet too when it comes to endorsements. Rep. Rashida Tlaib of the battleground state of Michigan passed on the opportunity to endorse Harris. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/11/02/michigan-rep-rashida-tlaib-passes-on-chance-to-endorse-kamala-harris-n2403157

Bombshell Revelations in Daniel Penny Trial Turn Entire Prosecution on Its Head While the current election is justifiably dominating the news, Daniel Penny's trial for allegedly killing Jordan Neely on a New York City subway has begun, and a new revelation has turned the prosecution on its head. As RedState reported, Penny initially subdued Neely after the latter began to act erratically, including lunging at and threatening women and children on the train. Neely would go on to perish and Penny was arrested and charged with manslaughter by infamous Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg. At the time, the facts of the case were already called into question after a video taken on the scene showed Neely still breathing for a significant period after the altercation. Further, Penny put Neely in the "recovery position," suggesting he had no intent to cause permanent harm. At the time, I asked whether Neely was still breathing when first responders arrived. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/11/01/bombshell-revelation-in-daniel-penny-trial-turns-entire-prosecution-on-its-head-n2181412

This is wonderful stuff. Read about the Amish! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Feel-Good Friday: The Resurrection of Western North Carolina Is an Example of America at Its Finest After the late September devastation in Western North Carolina from Hurricane Helene and the heroic rescue and recovery efforts, the region continues to be given a shot in the arm, thanks to Americans locally and from across the country stepping up. This past month has seen the creative and innovative ways they have helped to bring this area and its people back to life. [...] https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2024/11/01/feel-good-friday-the-resurrection-of-chimney-rock-nc-is-america-at-its-finest-n2181408

When was the last time a sitting President failed to endorse his VP as successor? LBJ & Hubert Humphrey? Before that, nothing immediately comes to mind except perhaps in the early days of the Republic when the VP was the guy from the other party who had lost to the ultimately victorious President. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TURMOIL: Kamala Harris Tells Joe Biden to Take a Hike, Cancels His Campaign Events It's Joe-over, at least as far as his role as a campaign surrogate for Kamala Harris goes. The president has been canceled by his vice president following a damaging interview in which he called Trump supporters "garbage." According to a new report, all his campaign calls have been scrapped and he now has zero events affiliated with the Harris campaign scheduled before election day. That's simply unprecedented. https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/11/02/turmoil-kamala-harris-tells-joe-biden-to-take-a-hike-cancels-his-campaign-events-n2181417

Wonder what they'll say if Princess Ilhan Omsr gets deported for treason or for marrying her brother in order to stay in the U.S.? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HUGE: Muslim Minneapolis Somali Community Leaders Endorse Donald Trump There are times when one can't be sure of the impact of a particular event involving an election. All too often we don't know what the impact is until the votes are tallied. But this one has the potential to be quite a big deal. On Saturday, a group of Minneapolis community leaders offered some very enthusiastic endorsements of, and support for, Donald Trump for president. Why is this significant? Because the endorsements come from Muslims in Minneapolis's Somali community. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/11/02/huge-minneapolis-somali-muslim-community-leaders-endorse-donald-trump-n2181428