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Wow! ~~~~ Trump Imposes Sanctions on South Africa Over Racist Law and Encourages Afrikaners to Immigrate to America [...] For decades, White farmers have been subjected to ambushes and organized attacks on their farms. Hundreds, along with their families, have been killed in what appears to be organized, or at least as organized as the South African government is capable of, ethnic cleansing by murder and terrorism. One might have thought that the end of apartheid might have brought with it some revulsion at laws encouraging racial discrimination, but you'd be wrong. Of the 313 racially discriminatory laws adopted by South Africa since independence, 116 (37 percent) have been passed since the end of White rule. Making matters worse, the all-time popular singalong "Kill the Boer" is a staple at political rallies. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/02/07/trump-imposes-sanctions-on-south-africa-over-racist-law-and-encourages-afrikaners-to-immigrate-to-america-n2185352

Joe Biden's Fake Job Numbers Scandal Just Got Worse [...] On Friday, the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) released the latest jobs report, and in addition to reporting a slowdown in job growth during Biden's final month in office, there was a scandalous downward revision to the jobs numbers that were reported during President Biden's final year in office. According to the report, the BLS has adjusted its previous estimates, revealing that on average, the Biden administration overestimated the monthly employment numbers by an average of roughly 626,000. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/07/joe-bidens-fake-job-numbers-scandal-just-got-worse-n4936786

We are cheap, get that straight man! We sometimes are just going to bed at Many a.m., wimpy you man. And it is NOT "Many" a.m. CST, or maybe it is, flexible definition of Many man.

Gracias, D ma'am, but the bad ones are ALL there are, reality man. We lost our entire Friday and $Many in Uber fares, we man! And what are YOU doing up past sunset, huh huh huh man?

Thrilling (?) Friday report, see man: Put off absolutely everything in anticipation of FJC rendezvous, needed every minute man. (FJC wanted to come directly to the casa rather than to a neutral meeting-site, hmm man.) We up-cleaned everything that we could while dealing with Mama T-B.'s demands, si man. We exhausted ourself, hard to recover man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, hastily ingest we man. The FJC arrived precisely on time, Uber that we paid for man. She was average-looking facially, oh well man. Her body was totally hot, major plus man. Her nails rated 1 or 0, yuck man. The FJC had a thick French accent, oui man. She sat far from us with leg crossed away from us, not a good sign man. She has overstayed her ESTA or B-2, illegal man. We chatted quite amicably and nicely with her for half an hour, positive and pleasant man. However, she wanted no further interaction and claimed that she had to go, "puppy left at home" man. We paid her return Uber, man. So we paid $Many for half an hour of fruitless nice conversation, man. We wore the same shirt that we'd worn when seeing the WPOR, previous disaster man. We're tempted to ceremonially burn this shirt, but too-cheap-to-do-so we man. We took our disgusted self to Costco, rush-hour traffic man. We got Many items, Many of which were on sale, financially savvy we man. We now have all din-dins for Two Guys week, professionally organized we man. Din-din was the Costco hot dog + (diet) Pepsi, ingest we man. We are now back down to zero rubias and non-rubias, scrape-barreling we man. We're tempted to pursue Ontarklar's northern-Canadian old married nonrelocatable rubia, eh man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and 1 GS for Saturday, itinerary we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort disgusted we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

, our response man. We ended up losing a pound-plus overnight without gastrointestinal issues, so si man. We watched it some time ago, man! Mini-B.'s nose was buried in his phone, we man. Non non, see below man. Consider the alternative, si man.

We need more threads like this. Lots of thoughtful input here.

Biden Signs With Talent Agency, Lands Role As Corpse On 'CSI' LOS ANGELES, CA — Questions about his future after leaving the White House were apparently answered this week, as Joe Biden announced that he had signed with a talent agency and immediately landed a role as a corpse on CSI:Vegas. The former president successfully made his transition from the Oval Office to Hollywood, inking a deal with industry powerhouse Creative Artists Agency, which quickly found a highly sought-after role of a lifeless body on the popular CBS television series. "We've never seen someone more perfect to play this part," said [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-signs-with-talent-agency-lands-role-as-corpse-on-csi

Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID JORDAN — Newly translated clay tablets unearthed near the Dead Sea indicate that Sodom and Gomorrah was originally funded by USAID. The records, which were unearthed and translated by a crack team of archaeologists from the University of Chicago, seem to indicate that the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were funded by American tax shekels until God poured fire and brimstone down on their heads, ending the agency's assistance to the cities. "It was pretty standard USAID stuff," says Jackson Haviland, the lead archeologist on the dig. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-sodom-and-gomorrah-was-funded-by-usaid

Bombshell Report Links USAID to Trump's Impeachment You've probably noticed that Democrats are having a huge hissy fit over the dismantling of USAID. The U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) is set to shut down on Friday, with most employees furloughed as it merges into the State Department. This drastic move follows an investigation led by Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency, which revealed extensive corruption, waste, and fraud within the agency that essentially turned it into a slush fund for leftist causes. One of those causes appears to have been the impeachment of Donald Trump. How, you ask? Well, independent journalists Michael Shellenberger and Alex Gutentag have discovered that USAID [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/06/heres-how-usaid-was-behind-trumps-impeachment-n4936726

Thoughts on this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Could We Be Witnessing the End of Liberal Media? For years, the liberal media has been a dominant force in shaping public opinion; whether parroting the Democratic Party's talking points, attacking conservative figures, or downplaying major scandals that could harm their favored candidates, they had a virtual monopoly in the field of journalism. Things have changed. From the rise of conservative networks and independent journalists, people have more choices now, and it could spell the end of the liberal media. It's not just me saying it. Jim VandeHei, the co-founder of the USAID-funded Politico, also believes the heyday of left-wing media might finally be over. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/06/could-we-be-witnessing-the-end-of-liberal-media-n4936759

Fascinating article. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ America's Air-Traffic Control System: An International Disgrace We still don't know how many mistakes led to the collision of a helicopter with an American Airlines passenger jet making its descent at Reagan National Airport last week. But one thing has been clear for decades: America's air-traffic control system, once the world's most advanced, has become an international disgrace. Long before the Obama and Biden administrations' quest to diversify staff in control towers, the system was already one of the worst in the developed world. The recent rash of near-collisions is the result of chronic mismanagement that has left the system with too few controllers using absurdly antiquated technology. The problems were obvious 20 years ago, when I visited control towers in both Canada and the United States. The Canadians sat in front of sleek computer screens that instantly handled tasks like transferring the oversight of a plane from one controller to another. The Americans were still using pieces of paper called flight strips. After a plane took off, the controller in charge of the local airspace had to carry that plane's flight strip over to the desk of the controller overseeing the regional airspace. [...] https://www.city-journal.org/article/reagan-national-airport-crash-faa-air-traffic-control?skip=1

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: We awoke long before the alarm and even before sunrise, appalling state of affairs man. We gave up re-zzz-ing and eventually got up, surrender we man. We went to Dollar Tree, purchase stuff we man. We were near a Chinese buffet, proximal we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Many (2+1) plates heaped with hibachi steak, ingest we man. Instead of an immediate siesta, we went to check out Uncle T-B.'s swollen leg, check we man senior he man. We then delivered some D. Tree goodies to Mama T-B., deliver we man. Mama T-B. yelled at us for going to D. Tree without first informing her, upset senior she man. She also yelled at us for sharing CDs with Uncle T-B. that she wanted us to share with her, too much for FDIC coverage man. We retrieved 2 desserts earmarked for Mini-B., generous senior she toward wee man man. We managed to get out in time for a siesta, best-laid plans of mice and men man. Yard crews immediately began doing small park across the street, split-earing man. Ex-Mrs. T-B. then texted twice to ensure our incipient de-skooling of Mini-B., man. Siesta was obviously hosed, no zzz for we man man. Convinced Mini-B. to din-din on onecan of S+Ms plus Mama T-B.'s desserts, agree wee man man. Played backyard football, ghastly performances by each of Two Guys man. Movie night was The Mask, quite excellent man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. These will be pre-applied to next week's quota, good start man. We are Many% hopeful of a Friday rendezvous with a FJC (French Junior Chica), hope we man. We will report on the fruition or nonfruition of this event, report we man. Cannot itinerary ESs until Friday morning, addresses concealed till then man. No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Two roots of this are: -- with so many broken homes, children have no model to observe and emulate; and -- we get more advice on how to buy a washing machine than we do on picking a mate.

Some groups "qualify" as oppressed minorities, and others do not.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock.

Wonderful news! You must feel great. And thank you for returning with your update!

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

1. Baseball 2. Football 3. Basketball Hockey = never

Liberals Outraged As Trump Says Men Can't Punch Women In The Face For Sport WASHINGTON, D.C. — Liberals expressed outrage today after President Trump signed an executive order this afternoon that men cannot punch women in the face for sport. The order further states that mediocre male athletes have to hit the gym and try harder if they want to win. "It is a sad day in America when men cannot punch women in the face," said ESPN executive James Pitaro. "We at ESPN are appalled that we cannot televise men kicking the ####### out of women while we cheer. President Trump has gone too far." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-executive-order-that-mediocre-male-athletes-have-to-try-harder

Quiz: Can You Guess Which Of These Things USAID Actually Funded And Which Ones We Made Up? News of what USAID had been spending money on has caused quite a stir online. But there's still a lot of misinformation out there. That's why we've put together this handy quiz so you can test yourself on what's real and what isn't. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/quiz-can-you-guess-which-of-these-things-usaid-actually-funded-and-which-ones-we-made-up

Sad: With USAID Shut Down, This Ecuadorian Child May Never Know What Gender He Is ECUADOR — In a horrific tragedy caused by USAID's termination, 8-year-old Antonio Gonzalez of Ecuador may never have a chance to find out what gender he is. Gonzalez had enrolled in an USAID-sponsored elementary students' class on how to properly determine his true gender, but will now never have the chance to attend. The devastating funding cuts will also prevent Gonzalez from attending other USAID activities like rainbow fingernail painting, ####### theater day, and furry Saturday. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-with-usaid-shut-down-this-ecuadorian-child-may-never-know-what-gender-he-is

New White Noise Machine Helps Men Sleep By Playing Soothing Sounds Of An M-1 Garand U.S. — Thousands of men across the United States are reporting better sleep after trying a new white noise machine which plays the soothing sounds of an M-1 Garand. The groundbreaking machine, which has already cured men afflicted with sleep apnea, insomnia, and circadian rhythm disorders, has three settings: "Goodnight Garand," "I Dream Of Garand," and "Garand Classic." "This has totally changed my life," said Grant Fowler, who [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-noise-machine-helps-men-sleep-by-playing-soothing-sounds-of-an-m-1-garand

So much winning! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This Is How You 'Count Coup': Netanyahu Presents Trump With (Inert) Commemorative Pager "Counting coup" is an old Plains Indian custom, broadly describing any act of winning prestige against an enemy in battle. One of the greatest coups one could get was to actually touch an enemy in battle and escape unharmed; the enemy didn't have to be killed or injured; in fact, the prestige was greater if the one counting the coup left the enemy unharmed and escaped unscathed. Israel gained an enormous amount of prestige in their battle with Hamas and Hezbollah with last year's loaded pager/walkie-talkie operation, which had the goblins looking at their personal electronics and seeing grenades. Israel managed to remove a fair number of goblins from the game with this complex and impeccably executed operation, and on his visit to the White House on Tuesday, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gifted President Trump with a gold-plated pager to commemorate the event. (This pager was not built to explode.) That, folks, is how you count coup in the modern era. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/02/05/this-is-how-you-count-coup-netanyahu-presents-trump-with-commemorative-inert-pager-n2185249

Win Against Antisemites: Judge Rules on Dismissal of Case of Jewish Students Locked in NY College Library Antisemitism may be one of the most, if not the civilized world's most ancient hatreds, and it resurfaces with baffling regularity. Most recently, hatred of the Jewish people is rearing its ugly head on American college campuses, where young skulls full of mush whose grandfathers may well have helped liberate German death camps are wearing kaffiyehs and screaming Hamas slogans. At one school, the Cooper Union for the Advancement of Science and Art in Manhattan, is being sued by Jewish students who were locked by security personnel into a school library to protect them from their fellow students, who had been whipped into an antisemitic rage, in October 2023. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/02/05/win-against-antisemites-request-for-dismissal-of-jewish-students-vs-cooper-union-denied-n2185255