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In theory, si mam ma'am, but he takes non-Rx stuff, too, and his Rx meds sometimes change, si and sigh man. And packs might confuse him even more, sigh man. Furthermore, his Walgreens is so incompetent that they can't find either butt-cheek with both hands plus outside help, si and man. Mama T-B. has a lead on a girl who comes in to do pills for someone else, viable possibility man. We shall discuss this at Uncle T-B.'s doc's office on Tuesday, si man.

DNA Test Reveals Kamala Harris Actually 98% Vodka U.S. — In order to put any questions about her ethnic background to rest, Vice President Kamala Harris took a DNA test which ultimately revealed that she is almost entirely composed of vodka. "Essentially, Harris has just a little bit of Jamaican and Indian DNA swimming around in an ocean of Tito's," explain geneticist Dr. John Stalks. "There's also just tiny bit of tonic water to round it all out." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dna-test-reveals-kamala-harris-actually-98-vodka

This article explains things clearly, and it appears that the ACLU -- much like the blind squirrel stumbling upon an acorn -- actually got one right. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Court Stops NYC Mayor's Efforts to Block Migrant Buses As you will recall, the Governor of Texas has been loading up busloads of illegal migrants in his state and shipping them out to blue cities around the country, with a particular emphasis on New York. That flow of buses has slowed down a bit this summer, but not enough to satisfy Mayor Eric Adams of the Big Apple. He wanted to stop the bus shipments entirely. Being unable to find a way to stop Governor Greg Abbott from sending them, Adams decided to take the bus companies to court, seeking to either force them to go elsewhere or to pay huge fees to cover the cost of caring for the migrants. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/08/04/court-stops-nyc-mayors-efforts-to-block-migrant-buses-n3792668

Well, then... Cali can lose billions in tax revenue after Chevron et al. leave. Over and over, Cali politicians truly step on their own neckties.

Removed by YouTube, so it was probably very pointed and relevant.

Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man: Groceried for ex-Mrs.-T-B. at Mexican supermarket, always enjoy that place man. Guy at butcher counter actually spoke English, first time ever man. Found all but one minor item there, we man but ultimately no problem see below man. Took stuff to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, refrigerated items man. The Rojo and daughters and small dog named Lucy were there, surprise man. The Rojo was hosing out ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s leaf-clogged gutters, always a problem there man. He and we had a pleasant conversation about his trip to Ecu and other stuff, converse man. Right then, ex-Mrs.-T-B. video-called in from Ecu hotel pool, crowded conversation man. We told her that we and the Rojo were in a jealous battle to the death over her, ha ha man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is probably the only chica who had both an ex- and future husband helping simultaneously in her absence, call the newspapers man. Breakfast/lunch (at 2 p.m.) was 2 dying bananas, sliced and drenched in pancake syrup, ingest we man. We can't stand those stupid fruit flies (?) now infesting our casa, how to get rid of them man. Neighbor came to help us replace door peepholes, drilling required man. New ones are far clearer and slightly larger than old ones, definite improvement man. Major sawdust mess now needs up-cleaning, casa a disaster man. Took >half-hour call from Mama T-B., who was fuming about Uncle T-B., senior she and we man. Finally took a shower for the day, nearly din-din time man. Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest and diet we man. Began laundry, 2 loads today man. Miu highly needy and interactive, Treat Me Lunch Me Brush Me Play With Me Daddy man. Realized that we had 2 expiring supermarket coupons, better act today we man. This gave us the excuse to also get ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s missing item, opportunity knocks man. We also found Many canned goods in the clearance bins, financially savvy we man. Delivered stuff to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, our part* done man. *Next time, we (1) won't volunteer and (2) will say, "Call the Rojo," si and man. Mama T-B. is right that sometimes we act like ex-she man is still married to us, man. Subdued laundry and dished the warsher, domestic we man. We did not get to the further casa-cleaning that we'd envisioned, doggone it man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and Mini-B. are, at this writing, taking off from Quito, one minute early man. Projected arrival is at o'dark-Many, ungodly hour for the Rojo man. We remember retrieving them after Mini-B.'s first Ecu visit, Many (2+1)-year-old wee man man. He was sleepy but smiled when he saw us and ran to us, excited wee man man. We lifted him up in the air and said, "Wheeeee!" joyous Two Guys man. We miss those days, si and sigh man. Mini-B.'s skool schedule looks logical, no schizoid classroom patterns to run to/from man. Most of his teechurs are exceptionally experienced, seniority man. One even has a doctorate, holy mackerel man. First day of skool is Thursday, can never out-figure why they start then man. On Monday, must immediately call Uncle T-B.'s various doctors, remedy hosed situation man. Outcomes therefrom will determine the rest of our day/week, man. At least Uncle T-B. has apparently been taking his pills, great BP readings man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

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Strings of recent successes have validated the worth* of our jokes. *that is, if correlation = causation It's Sunday, so here now is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ===================================================== THIS IS WHY WE LOVE LAWYERS A Mafia Godfather learned that his bookkeeper had cheated him out of $10 million. His bookkeeper was deaf -- the reason that he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that he would hear nothing and would never be able to testify against the Godfather in court. When the Godfather confronted the bookkeeper about the missing $10 million, the bookkeeper called his lawyer, who knew sign language. The Godfather told the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asked the bookkeeper where the money was. The bookkeeper signed back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The lawyer told the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulled out a pistol, put it to the bookkeeper's head, and said, "Ask him again. Say to him that if he doesn't tell me, I'll kill him!" The lawyer signed to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." The bookkeeper trembled and signed back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown suitcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house!" The Godfather asked the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replied, "He says that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"

Zing! ~~~~~~~ ‘Trump Is Scared To Debate!' Says Party Whose Last Candidate Had To Quit Politics After Debate WASHINGTON, DC — Democrats have boldly declared President Trump to be scared of debating, just a month after their last candidate was forced to quit politics forever after a debate with Trump. "After our candidate called off the second debate and quit the campaign entirely, now Donald Trump wants to negotiate a new debate with our new candidate. What a chicken!" said Democratic strategist Ben Marlow. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-is-scared-to-debate-says-party-whose-last-candidate-had-to-quit-politics-after-debate

Kamala Bravely Fields Hard-Hitting Questions From Reporters About Where She Got That Adorable Blouse WASHINGTON, DC — Vice President Kamala Harris stood strong under extraordinary pressure from the mainstream media in a recent press conference where she was peppered with hard-hitting questions such as "Ms. Harris, where did you get that adorable blouse?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-bravely-fields-hard-hitting-questions-from-reporters-about-where-she-got-that-adorable-blouse

This actually sounds feasible. What are your thoughts? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Harris Just Handed Donald Trump a Golden Opportunity Regarding the Debates As RedState reported, Donald Trump challenged Kamala Harris to a debate on Fox News, and it didn't take long for her to scoff at the idea. That has now handed the former president a golden opportunity. The controversy at play centers on a previously scheduled debate on ABC News. That was unilaterally set up by Joe Biden back when he was in the race. Trump, recognizing his opponent's supreme weakness, accepted the lopsided terms when the dare to show up was made. With Biden having dropped out of the race, logic would dictate that debate agreement no longer exists. Harris doesn't agree, and with the help of the press, she's been caterwauling about how Trump is scared to show up to a debate she never negotiated. Just like the Democratic Party nomination, the vice president once again wants to have everything handed to her on a silver platter with no discussion involved. To this point, Trump has chosen to not play along. Should he, though? Because I think there's a chance here to upstage Harris in a way that leaves her completely flat-footed. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/08/03/kamala-harris-just-handed-donald-trump-a-golden-opportunity-regarding-the-debates-n2177711

These people are shamelessly hypocritical. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Josh Shapiro Doesn't Want You To Know This About Him It seems inevitable that Gov. Josh Shapiro (D-Pa.) is going to be chosen as Kamala Harris's running mate. Assuming this is correct, the goal of selecting Shapiro is to put Pennsylvania back in play for the Democratic ticket—if not completely out of play for Donald Trump. But, Shapiro's Jewish heritage and pro-Israel positions are likely to cause a real problem with the far left. Shapiro is one of the only candidates that is outwardly auditioning to be Kamala's running mate, and sadly, he's already trying to memory-hole his support of Israel. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/08/03/josh-shapiro-doesnt-want-you-to-know-this-about-himself-n4931311

San Francisco Begins Offering Bus Tickets Out of Town to Homeless People San Francisco Mayor London Breed is having city workers and police who are conducting sweeps to get the homeless out of their tent encampments offer bus tickets out of town instead of a shelter bed. It's just the latest signal from Breed that times have changed in San Francisco and a real attempt is being made to address the crisis of homelessness. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/08/03/san-francisco-begins-offering-bus-tickets-out-of-town-to-homeless-people-n4931322

Not saying that this happened, but sometimes people and organizations are so dumb that they can't find either butt-cheek with both hands plus outside help.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Called Uncle T-B., who sounded semi-alert and claimed to have taken his a.m. pills, si man. Breakfast was a banana, ingest and good thing we did we man. Embarked on GS/ES-ing, different route than usual for purpose below man. At midpoint, brought Mini-B.'s stuff to children's resale place, large and mobbed on Saturday man. Had to wait nearly an hour for them to review our stuff, time to reminisce about kids growing up man. They took more than half and gave us $Many ($2x2x2x2), $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. That location certainly is a different operation than our usual place, franchises man. We envision one more visit, and then all of Mini-B.'s kid clothes will be gone, not-so-wee-man wee man man. Returned to casa and demanding miu at Many (2+1) p.m., return we man. Serviced demanding miu, Treat And Lunch Me NOW Daddy man. Had under half an hour to bag donation stuff and get it there, today's rejects + guest-room finds man. Hastened to do so, race we man. Sped like an illegitimate male child to favorite small thrift shop, always donate there we man. Made it by 2 minutes, relieved we man. Store was open half an hour longer than donation bay, visit we man. It had been $1 Clothing Day for back-to-skool, nothing good left for Mini-B. man. Retrieved our Rx from pharmacy directly on way back to casa, highly convenient man. Returned to casa and sociable miu, highly interactive miu man. Lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m.) was Tuna Glop, ravenously ingest and diet we man. We should then have showered and siesta'd, normal procession of events man. Did not want to waste a shower, so mowed front lawn, mow we man. Showered, recovered, then called Uncle T-B. to ensure taking of evening pills, si man. Uncle T-B. sounded alert but needing encouragement, give same we man to senior he man man. Mama T-B. then called, half-hour phone caucus man. We still have an item or two to take to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, part of guest-room cleaning man. We texted ex-she man to see if we could throw some groceries in her casa, too, man. Finally decided on minimal siesta at Many (2x2x2) p.m., exhausted we man. Miu was already dozing on our bed, different from usual miu-zzz place man. We were able to get in without miu off-jumping, only Many'rd time in Many (2+2+1) years man. We charged cell phone at bedside, in desperate need thereof man. After coughing from mow-lawning, we nearly off-dozed, needed zzz we man. Multiple text dings came in, hallmark of ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. We ignored these and tried to resume dozing, si man. Miu then began flicking us with her tail, occupational hazard of share-bedding with mius man. Infernal alarm soon rang, failed zzz for we man man. We read texts from ex-she man man. Just Many (2x2x2) items, man. ==> Were Mini-B. not staying with ex-she man this week, we'd have said, "Call the Rojo, si man," si man. We strongly desire chocolate but are snacking on baby carrots, What's Up Doc man. We are within reasonable view of our weight goal, achievable if we are Many00% assiduous man. We want to surprise Mini-B. and especially ex-Mrs.-T-B., si and ha ha man. We could itinerary a few quasi-nearby Sunday ESs but had better clean the casa, conclude we man. Saturday's GS/ES-ing was nicely satisfactory, conclude we man. No party with the rubias tonight, overdone we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We indeed attended all, truthful trustworthy we man. One GS was phantom, part of a cluster so not as big a deal as usual but still we man. One GS and Many (2+2) of the ESs yielded the take, see man: -- semicircular indoor/outdoor floor mat = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+2+1] + half a buck), deal man -- NIP facemasks in case Mini-B. remains squirrelly = $2, OK man -- bag of plastic travel containers, bag chocolate/peanut candy = half a buck, steal man -- half-bottle lemon shampoo, new Many-ring binder = $2, deal man -- nearly full pump-bottle Nexus dandruff shampoo, NIP disposable Bic razors, Virgin Islands key ring = $2, steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2)

Indolent Bro G. man! Indolent, INDOLENT Bro G. man! "For a century after his death, Spinoza's name was anathema, si man. And the accounts of his tribulations taxed the lexicon of vituperation, si man," duh and man.

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This question is asked quite often. Four hours is recommended. This accounts for mechanical or crew issues, weather, diversions, understaffing at POE, and more.

Woman Who Lost To Male Boxer Says Everything's Fine, She Just Fell Down Some Stairs PARIS — Italian woman Angela Carini tearfully assured reporters yesterday that "everything is fine, except that I fell down some stairs" while responding to questions on her recent loss to male boxer Imane Khelif in the Olympics. Carini went out of her way to assure reporters that absolutely everything was fine and dandy as cameras snapped photos of her bruised face, which was still bleeding from Khelif's crushing male blows. https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-lost-to-male-boxer-says-everythings-fine-she-just-fell-down-some-stairs

White House Assures Journalists They Only Have To Pretend Kamala Is Likable For A Couple More Months [...] "Don't worry, you don't have to do this forever," one White House insider told reporters. "We just have to make people think she's a bright, likable person until they cast their votes… or until we cast their votes for them, am I right? But for real though, once the election is over, you can stop trying so hard." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-assures-journalists-they-only-have-to-pretend-kamala-is-likable-for-a-couple-more-months

Story already posted in master Illegals thread...

This should have been detected, and anticipated, long before. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SHOCKER: Biden/Harris Illegal Immigrant Flight Program Paused After Report Finds 'Significant' Fraud Since October 2022 hundreds of thousands of migrants from four countries have flown directly into the United States, receiving a work permit and a two-year authorization to stay in the United States legally via a controversial parole program set up by President Joe Biden. That program, known as the CHNV (Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, Venezuela) Parole program, has now been paused by DHS after an internal report found large amounts of fraud in sponsor applications. Fraud? Color us shocked. https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2024/08/02/shocker-controversial-migrant-parole-program-paused-after-report-finds-significant-fraud-n2177667

Who receives or recoups these funds?

Someone jumped Kommie's gun! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BREAKING: Kamala Harris VP Pick Leaked by Incompetent Philly City Staffer Kamala Harris' vice presidential pick was leaked on Friday due to an incompetent staffer not understanding how to schedule posts on social media. In a move that will no doubt rankle the Harris campaign, a video promoting Josh Shapiro as the choice was pushed out by the X account owned by Philadelphia Mayor Cherelle Parker. It was immediately apparent that the post was meant to be scheduled for early next week when Harris is set to join Parker and others in the city to officially announce the VP pick. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/08/02/breaking-kamala-harris-vp-pick-leaked-by-incompetent-staffer-n2177679