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Trump's Trolling Will Rise to Another Level During the Inaugural Parade [...] when Joe Biden called Trump supporters "garbage," Trump rented a garbage truck in Wisconsin, branded it with his campaign logo, and gave a press conference from the passenger's side window, creating another viral moment that further solidified his ability to mock and disarm. And speaking of the garbage truck, Trump is about to bring the trolling to an even grander scale at his inauguration. According to reports, the same garbage truck that Trump rode in during the campaign, provided by the company Loadmaster, will be featured in his inaugural parade. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/01/13/trumps-trolling-will-go-to-a-whole-new-level-during-the-inaugural-parade-n4935938

Why does the image of a praying mantis come to mind?

*** Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the K-1 Case Progress subforum. *** Welcome to the forum! If you're talking about the I-129F petition that you submitted to USCIS, you just submitted it, and you filed within the 2-year range for last meeting in person. (The K-1 visa application comes later, after petition approval -- terminology is important.) For USCIS's purposes, your petition is valid in terms of time of meeting. For the consular interview, definitely try to get as much time in person together as possible.

Speak for yourself, LS ma'am! Additional note: Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock.

Thrilling Monday report, see man: No reply after promise from new JC, man. Spent entire morn dealing with Uncle T-B., senior he man. Uncle T-B. forgot about today's doc appointment, man. We had to cajole him to go, man. Then Uncle T-B. had us try to get into his investment account, password trouble man. We spent half an hour on phone with customer service to no avail, probably private computer issue man. Stopped at Discount Tyre on return to casa, tyres low on air in cold weather man. Little snotty technician insisted on our name & phone, "send you info on your tyres man." We resisted this with a passion, none of their business and certainly for marketing purposes man. There was much back & forth, waste of time in life man. He finally said, "Why are you arguing over free air, huh man?" We said, "Why don't YOU just air the damned tyres without horsepoop, huh man?" Little snot rolled his eyes, snorted, and complied, should've gotten his butt fired but we were hungry man. Returned to casa at nearly 1 p.m. without having consumed anything, no ingest we man. Lunch was the last "Velveeta Cheesy Bowl Lasagna & Meat Sauce*," ingest we man. *bought close to a year ago from supermarket closeout bin, financially savvy we man A siesta was taken thereafter, awaken early with headache we man. Mini-B.'s dentist called, one day before appointment man. Had to cancel or change insurance, current co. not paid dentist anything for over a year man. We managed to do this, si man. If registration status doesn't change from "pending" by morn, must cancel appointment, man. Din-din was onebag nuked Aldi mixed vegetables + nuked Aldi salisbury steaks in gravy, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Meet the Parents, semi-blah and watch Two Guys man. Then came first half of NFL game, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to double digits (2x2x2 +2) already for the week, count last week's Two Guys Day consumption man. We shall try to embed Mini-B. on time and roust him earlier than usual, always challenging man. We must take Mama T-B. for a fasting blood-draw, senior she man insistent on early time man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man. Edited to add, see man: The original JC viewed our profile again, geez man...

Big, BIG strike against, man. Now THAT'S positive thinking, sarcastic we man.

Slimebucket. ~~~~~~~~~ Jack Smith's Final Stunt In a footnote contained in a motion last week, the Department of Justice disclosed that Special Counsel Jack Smith officially resigned on January 10. Smith had announced his plans to leave the DOJ a few days after Donald Trump won the presidential election. But it appears Smith, the losingest prosecutor in DOJ history, pulled one more stunt on his way out the door: sending an unnecessary and one-sided "report" on his two failed prosecutions of the incoming president to Attorney General Merrick Garland. [...] https://www.declassified.live/p/jack-smiths-final-stunt

This is a WONDERFUL piece that presents some new information. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cabinet of the Canceled Trump has chosen people who understand the thread of government coercion -- because they have experienced it firsthand. [...] https://www.city-journal.org/article/donald-trump-cabinet-picks-government?skip=1

Posted here to showcase the change. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump calls Fetterman impressive after Mar-a-Lago meeting Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) did not emerge from his meeting with President-elect Donald Trump with a promise that the Braddock Democrat would be named the "Pope of Greenland," but Trump said Fetterman did earn his admiration for his commonsense approach to governing. "It was a totally fascinating meeting. He's a fascinating man, and his wife is lovely. They were both up, and I couldn't be more impressed," Trump said of Fetterman and his wife Gisele after the hourlong meeting at Mar-a-Lago. "He's a commonsense person. He's not liberal or conservative. He's just a commonsense person, which is beautiful," Trump said in an exclusive interview with the Washington Examiner. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/3284451/trump-calls-fetterman-impressive-mar-a-lago-meeting/

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.

Or maybe revoke his, uh, husband apparatus via violent surgical resection?

The JC e-mailed us earrrrrly Monday morn (like Bro-G time -- perhaps a disqualifier) to promise comprehensive answers to our initial e-mail after she dished the warsher & laundried, domestic JC man. She attached fotos not of herself, but of the dishes & laundry, see with shock we man. We don't yet know her living arrangements, no man, but it's either with a large family or she let stuff up-pile, wow man. Very nice-looking casa, however, see man.

Aren't they into multilevel marketing of health supplements, huh man? Or wiggling their wieners after eliminating fluids, huh man?

This is a fascinating analysis and a good read. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Crazy Like a Fox: Trump's Greenland Pitch https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2025/01/13/crazy_like_a_fox_trumps_greenland_pitch_152186.html

As long as you don't fall asleep mid-message, the insights are interesting to the curious among us. Good for Florida, but at this point, it sounds like California is 100% hosed.

Interesting stories. Remember that we have a dedicated wildfire thread, too.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man. Part of the reason was to await the hoped-for communication from the JC, hope we man. It was also an icky-drippy rainy day, blah man. Our one LL was done early, domestic we man. We dished/de-dished the warsher early, domestic we man. Lunch was Tuna Glop, ingest we man. A siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Din-din was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B. actually before AFV began, mirabile dictu for Two Guys week man. Some Nerf football was played, briefly man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was amused to observe miu's fascination with new toy, a real miu-hit man. Mini-B. actually watched all of AFV with us, watch Two Guys man. Of course, he was hungry, why doesn't ex-Mrs.-T-B. feed him adequately on Sundays man? Of course the JC finally e-mailed us after all this, wasted an uninterrupted weekend man. We are trying to figure out how & when to chat, complicated by Mini-B.'s presence man. We also suspect that the JC goes to bed quite early, but must confirm this man. We must ask her if we should shave our flowing locks so she can't scalp us, must remember we man. We must clean miu-box and put garbage bag with the neighbor's, parasitic we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. Must skool Mini-B. and take Uncle T-B. to doctor, chauffeuristic we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Good sensible think-righting Bro G man! Good, GOOD sensible SENSIBLE think-righting THINK-RIGHTING Bro G man! Bad addled think-wronging Bro G man! Bad, BAD addled ADDLED think-wronging THINK-WRONGING Bro G man! Bad useless insouciant cavalier Bro G man! Bad, BAD useless USELESS insouciant INSOUCIANT cavalier CAVALIER Bro G man! We remain just under Many lbs, svelte we man. Or just over Many lbs, depending on definition of Many man. We also had a sugared soda tonight, hope we're not hosing our A1c man. Good think-righting bad act-wronging Bro G man! Good, GOOD think-righting THINK-WRITING bad BAD act-wronging ACT-WRONGING Bro G man! Good right-substituting Bro G man! Good, GOOD right-substituting RIGHT-SUBSTITUTING Bro G man! We are an upstanding individual, si man. When then-Mrs.-T-B. was studying for her citizenship test, we quizzed her on the questions, quizzical we man. One was, "Name 2 American Indian tribes," si man. Then-she man said "Apache!" and then looked blank/scared, si and uh-oh man. We prompted her by asking, "Where did we go in Louisiana that time, huh man?" Then-she man still looked blank, blank then-she man man. We said, "We went to the..." Then-she man exclaimed, "Casinos... that's it, si man! The Casino Indians, si man!" We will have to learn if this JC belongs to this largest of American Indian tribes, see we man.

Hold your head high.

Sunday! Time for our highly effective, always-hilarious Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== LOST COUNT A young lady who had hay-fever went to a dinner party and took two handkerchiefs, one of which she stuck in her bosom. At dinner, she began rummaging left and right in her bosom for the fresh handkerchief. Engrossed in her search, she suddenly realized that conversation had ceased and people were watching her, fascinated. In confusion, she murmured, "I KNOW I had two when I came here."

Welcome to the forum! The OP hasn't logged on to VJ in 9 months, so an answer is unlikely. Feel free to post a fresh thread in this forum. Old thread is now closed to further comment.

Make him undergo a CAT scan first, ha ha D ma'am.

I had a talking toucan, not a cactus! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris continued to get the worst of the exchanges as a heated argument with a talking cactus toy entered its third hour this afternoon. The cactus seemed to have an immediate retort for everything the Vice President said, confounding Harris' intellect as she steadily lost control of the dispute. "So, you think there's great significance to the passage of time, huh cactus?" asked the Vice President. "So, you think there's great significance to the passage of time, huh cactus?" replied the cactus. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-stuck-in-2-hour-argument-with-talking-cactus-toy

Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom SACRAMENTO, CA — With Governor Gavin Newsom facing withering criticism over his preparations for wildfires, the Delta Smelt Fish Association hosted a press conference to reiterate their support for the Governor. The fish expressed total support for the Governor's decision to allow millions of gallons of rainwater to give them more room to swim, as opposed to collecting it to put out fires. "We fully support Governor Newsom's water management," said the Delta Smelt spokes-fish. "Things really looked dire for us delta smelt fish, but thanks to Governor Newsom, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-smelt-association-announces-support-for-newsom

These are excellent specific reminders, and good to review with family. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Surviving a House Fire There's a difference between conflagrations in suburbia versus a national forest. What should you do to protect your family from becoming victims of a building fire, whether it's in the Bronx or Malibu? The Nature Of Home Fires In order to avoid the loss of life inherent in out-of-control fires, it's important to understand the nature of fires in buildings and in general. Many deaths and injuries might be prevented by simply understanding the following six points: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2025/01/surviving_a_house_fire.html