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The Houston Chronicle (a paper that a dead fish would feel insulted to be wrapped in) has endorsed Kommie.

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Got Mini-B. to skool on time, minor miracle man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. We were prepping to leave when the calls/e-mails regarding Uncle T-B. began in-flooding, inundated we man. One was medical, that's fine man. The rest were financial, investments man. We didn't leave the casa until half an hour past noon, day half-blown man. We still managed to do most of our GS/ES itinerary, proficient/efficient we man. After much search-souling, we consumed early din-din at a Chinese buffet, indulge we man. We had 2 plates heaping with chicken & beef, ingest we man. We had 1 plate with nearly a Manyzen hard-boiled-egg halves, ingest we man. Price wasn't worth it, sigh man. After servicing indignant miu, we siesta'd for a planned hour + half an hour, plan zzz we man. This was interrupted by a sales call from a medical place, man. It was further interrupted by a text from ex-Mrs.-T-B., back from Ecu Saturday ex-she man man. We asked if she had procured our requested 2 items, inquire we man. "No, man -- I'm overloaded with stuff," said ex-she man to we man man. "What kind of ex-wife treats her ex-husband in this fashion, huh man?!" inquired we man. Mini-B. was at regional Band auditions for Many (2+2+2) hours, suck-timing activity man. All the pick-up instructions supplied to parents were wrong, we man. Mini-B. qualified for Regional and must lose another Friday/Saturday for that, man. We took him to Dairy Queen for a treat, extravagant we man. We have itineraried 2 GSs and an ES* for Saturday, itinerary we man. *including the GS & ES missed Friday, specify we man And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended 2 of the GSs and Many (2+2) of the ESs, others timed out* man. *see Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report for details, q.v. man Both GSs and 2 of the ESs yielded the take, see man: -- NIP large picture-hanging adhesive strips, thick warshcloth = $1, deal man -- mostly full box jumbo Hefty one-zip storage bags = $1, deal man -- Many (2+1) NIP dryer sheets = half + half-of-half a buck, steal man -- Manycans (toucans + toucans) corn, onecan beans, 2 Concord grape juice, Many-hole ([2+2+2]-hole) outlet tap, NIP pack foot-diameter din-din plates, NIP pack large oval din-din plates = $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2 +2+2] + half a buck), steal man Total = $Many + half-of-half a buck ($[2x2x2x2 -1] + half-of-half a buck)

Brilliant agree-with-us-ing mam ma'am! Brilliant, BRILLIANT agree-with-us-ing AGREE-WITH-US-ING mam ma'am! Well, poop, miss-opportunitying we man.

Any regular, attentive reader would remember that her husband is in Nicaragua or somewhere and that she's not particularly cute, si and no man. Furthermore, anyone with so little awareness of time would drive us aysheep at minimum, si man. Time of visitations precised, see and si and man. And anyone going anywhere at Many a.m. sounds cuckoo in our opinion unless one hasn't gone to bed yet, si man. He reportedly travels a lot, absent he man. Aldi is cheaper, $i man.

Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the Thailand regional forum.

LA Times Staff Resigns After Being Asked To Publish Facts [...] Provoked by a new editor-in-chief who thought newspapers were supposed to report facts, several senior reporters banded together to rally everyone to quit their jobs and do literally anything else. "I've wanted to be a reporter for as long as I could remember," said former political correspondent Iago Mendax. "But telling the truth? What does that have to do with reporting?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/la-times-staff-resigns-after-being-asked-to-publish-facts

Final Nail In The Coffin? Former Blockbuster Employee Accuses Trump Of Failing To Return VHS Tape Of 'Baby Geniuses' In 1999 NEW YORK, NY — In what political experts said could be the final nail in the coffin for the former president's bid to return to the White House, a former Blockbuster Video employee came forward to accuse Donald Trump of failing to return a rented VHS copy of Baby Geniuses in 1999. The incident allegedly stemmed from a visit Trump made to a Blockbuster location in lower Manhattan years ago in search of the classic film featuring babies with computer-animated mouths. The former clerk of the store alleged Trump took the VHS tape and never returned it, disqualifying him from serving as president. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/final-nail-in-the-coffin-former-blockbuster-employee-accuses-trump-of-failing-to-return-vhs-tape-of-baby-geniuses-in-1999

Frustrated Democrats To Consider Letting Voters Pick The Presidential Candidate Next Time [...] According to the anonymous source, Democrats are so irritated about how poorly Kamala is performing that they might even decide to run a candidate who received more than zero primary ballots next election cycle. "How did we even get here?" cried a distraught Chuck Schumer, cursing the incompetent bungling that stuck his party with an extremely "dumb and incompetent" presidential candidate. "Fine. FINE. I guess we can get a little bit of voter input on who we run next time. Just don't get too used to it, voters!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-democrats-reportedly-considering-letting-voters-pick-the-presidential-candidate-next-time

Tulsi Gabbard Finally Realizes She's Far Too Attractive To Be A Democrat WASHINGTON, D.C. — There was great rejoicing in the GOP yesterday as former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard finally realized that she's far too good-looking to be a Democrat. Sources close to Gabbard say the realization was a long time in coming, but that she finally decided to switch sides after realizing that she didn't blend in at all. "I'd felt very out of place for a while now," Gabbard said as she announced she was now a Republican. "Everyone around me was either [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/tulsi-gabbard-finally-realizes-shes-far-too-attractive-to-be-a-democrat

Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Claims In 1993 Trump Touched Her Inappropriately With Classified Documents While Praising Hitler NEW YORK CITY, NY — In a groundbreaking series of new allegations, a woman has come forward to accuse Trump of inappropriately touching her with a set of classified documents while simultaneously praising Adolph Hitler. "He came at me and groped my rear end while holding a fistful of classified documents in his other hand," alleged victim Marcia Webster told the press. "He was yelling something about wanting to annex Poland and how much he admired Hitler, it was terrible." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nail-in-the-coffin-woman-alleges-in-1993-trump-touched-her-inappropriately-with-classified-documents-while-praising-hitler

Frightening, but not unrealistic. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Are Dems Out Of Options To Stop Trump? Two impeachments, 88 felony counts (with guilty verdicts on 34 of them), a massive fine, two assassination attempts, unrelentingly hostile media coverage, a last-minute candidate switcheroo, and Donald Trump is still showing signs that he will win the election in two weeks. So, what do Democrats still have up their sleeve to stop Trump? They must have something. Back in May, we asked what the Democrats’ Plan B was if their lawfare campaign against Trump failed, and offered five options – four of which have come to pass. Here is what we said then. [...] https://issuesinsights.com/2024/10/22/are-dems-out-of-options-to-stop-trump/

Need more such joy, such as shutting down such rags entirely (of their own volition).

To add to what A Polite Parrot has posted: try this idea, previously posted by the member Darnell: -------------------- CHAMBER OF COMMERCE: Each city has a chamber of commerce. Find it. Once you find it - talk with the secretary - tell her you want a schedule of events and let her know you'd like to attend. Then - go in person to the Chamber of Commerce Office - talk with the President of the Chamber, tell him/her you want to volunteer at several of their events. Attendees at chamber events are business owners and sales geeks, all looking for new business. It usually is an informal-enough gathering where you can approach people and talk with them. Now, the cool thing about being a volunteer there - is that you will be talking to everyone at least once - you might be at the reception table, you might be at the greeters' table, you might help to run the audio/video system - whatever - but - the point is that you can meet everyone there, face to face. Attend 2 or 3 of these, and folk remember you. When folk remember you, they will remember you are seeking employment and will consider you, because you're just not some name on a piece of paper - they met you at a chamber event and know that you were volunteering, helping out the chamber. Go Get Em, and Good Luck! PS - live in a really small town? go to the biggest town that's within 15 miles of your house.

Yours is not a high-fraud consulate, so merely bring a few un-scrapbooked items.

Leftist meltdown. Fulfilling to see. Need more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meltdown at the LA Times: Billionaire Owner Denies Presidential Endorsement, Top Editor Resigns The Los Angeles Times was engulfed in turmoil two weeks ahead of the presidential election on Wednesday when Editorials Editor Mariel Garza resigned "immediately" after she said owner Patrick Soon-Shiong vetoed a decision by the newspaper to endorse Kamala Harris for president. It was the first time in more than a century that the paper had elected not to endorse a presidential candidate. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/la-times-editorial-page-editor-212249316.html

Definitely this. In addition, they have no record to run on -- it's all "Orange Hitler Bad."

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man: We were at our lowest body weight in some time, triumphant we man. No movement on Uncle T-B.'s investments, not yet man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. An hourlong siesta ended at noon, no zzz like the present man. At 1 p.m., went to decipher why Mama T-B.'s e-mail inbox went empty, Sherlock Holmes we man. Had frustrating caucus with clueless e-mail provider, man. Solution was to "search" for Mama T-B.'s e-mail address, missing messages showed there man. Now Mama T-B. must move the "keepers" back into her inbox from there, laborious man. After this, Mama T-B. began a lengthy lecture about financial accounts, not the time for this man. At well after Many p.m., we extricated ourself, gas T-B.-mobile and retrieve Mini-B. from skool man. This precluded us from seeing if Uncle T-B. had received an important e-mail, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is still in Ecu, si man. While we were parked outside skool, the Rojo texted us, text Rojo man we man. "Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s cell is spotty, but she wants you not to forget Mini-B., si and no man," si and no man. We wrote back, "Gracias, si man," si man. He wrote back, "Sorry, but she asked me to pass this along to you, si man," si man. We wrote back, "'Yes, Dear,' si man -- very familiar with this, si man," si man. The Rojo responded with a laughing icon, obviously a double victim man. At the casa, we told the Rojo to tell ex-Mrs.-T-B. the following, see man: "Pay the current and overdue ransom to the malos, and Mini-B. will be fine, si man," si man. The Rojo responded with a laughing icon, ha ha man. Din-din was weenies & beans*, ingest Two Guys man. *beans procured at a recent ES, financially savvy we man. Dessert was lemon cake from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. has regional Band audition on Friday, participate wee man man. We thought to ask whether a uniform was required, inquire we man. Mini-B. said, "Band shirt, si man," si man. Band shirt ended up being at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, make hasty trip Two Guys man. We have itineraried Many (2+1) GSs and Many (2+2+1) ESs for Friday, all highly local man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

It is, si mam ma'am. Tasteful mam ma'am! Tasteful, TASTEFUL mam ma'am! (Your good taste is not just in your mouth, no mam ma'am.) We didn't even think of this, no and gracias mam ma'am. Wonder if BB sells coffeemakers, hmm man.

Bad inimical turncoating Asia! Bad, BAD inimical INIMICAL turncoating TURNCOATING Asia!

Your U.S. Congressman's office might be of help. Call and ask for the "immigration liaison." There will be a form to fill out in order for the office to contact others on your behalf.

Thread is moved from Off Topic to the U.S. Citizenship main forum.

Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot U.S. — Democrats have warned that if elected a second time, Donald Trump will be an evil dictator just like Adolf Hitler. When asked why Trump didn't become Hitler during his first term, Democrats explained that he simply forgot. "Trump meant to be Hitler, but he forgot," explained Vice President Harris in a press conference at the White House. "Being Hitler just totally slipped his mind. Make no mistake, if Trump is elected again, he absolutely plans to turn into Hitler and probably will write himself a reminder this time." According to retired General John Kelly, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-explain-trump-was-going-to-be-hitler-during-his-first-term-but-he-forgot