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Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting To Suspect Trump Will Never Send Her To A Concentration Camp ATLANTA, GA — An impatient liberal journalist employed by CNN began to express doubts this week that President Trump will ever send her to a concentration camp. Sources said that Ginny Balton, a field reporter based in Atlanta, felt well-informed until only recently when she had to report on Trump exposing more government fraud and limiting the power of government, which was nothing at all like the actions of Adolf Hitler. "I thought for sure we'd all be rounded up by now," Balton reportedly confided in colleagues. "Why isn't Trump [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/impatient-liberal-journalist-starting-to-suspect-trump-will-never-send-her-to-a-concentration-camp

Disaster As King Solomon Only Buys 698 Valentine's Day Gifts JERUSALEM — Reports circulated that the House of Solomon had fallen into disarray following a disastrous Valentine's Day celebration in which the king only bought 698 gifts despite having 700 wives. King Solomon first became aware of his folly when assigning gift-wrapping duties to his servants. "Oh king live forever! Behold, here are gifts totaling 698, yet 700 wives you have. Where are the other two gifts?" Adoniram the son of Abda reportedly asked. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-king-solomon-only-buys-698-valentines-day-gifts

Trump's Latest Executive Order Punishes Schools Mandating the COVID Shot President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday relinquishing funding from schools and universities still preventing students and employees from attending classes in person if they don't take the COVID-19 shot. The executive order prevents "federal funds from being used to support or subsidize an educational service agency, state education agency, local education agency, elementary school, secondary school, or institution of higher education that requires students to have received a COVID-19 vaccination to attend in-person education programs." [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2025/02/14/trumps-latest-executive-order-punishes-schools-mandating-the-covid-shot-n2652254

This is fascinating to the extent that I understand it. Notable to me is that this interim news conference was so rapidly and frankly presented -- refreshing in comparison with the Bidementia approach. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NTSB Reveals New Details Regarding the Deadly D.C. Mid-Air Collision It's been a while since we've had an update on the D.C. midair collision last month, but on Friday, the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) held a news conference to share preliminary findings as it concludes the on-site phase of its investigation into the midair collision between a passenger jet and a U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopter near Washington, D.C., which claimed 67 lives. NTSB Chairman Jennifer Homendy provided several key updates, outlining the flight paths of both aircraft as they moved along portions of the Potomac River on the night of January 29 before ultimately crashing near Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. Homendy revealed that the Black Hawk was conducting a combined annual instrument and night vision goggle training flight. At one point, the pilot and instructor pilot reported the helicopter at different altitudes but failed to address the discrepancy. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/14/we-have-some-new-details-regarding-the-deadly-dc-mid-air-collision-n4937000

This article clarifies the madness and lends hope. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Judicial 'Resistance' Is Setting Itself Up for an Epic Smackdown America, unfortunately, has long been suffering from a crisis of civics. Put simply, many Americans are woefully ignorant about the structure and features of their government. But every so often, an opportunity emerges to reteach some basics. The media's predictable shrieks and howls of "constitutional crisis" notwithstanding, we are in the throes of a grand separation-of-powers standoff that will both serve as one such edifying civics lesson. First: Enter the energetic executive. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2025/02/14/the_judicial_resistance_is_setting_itself_up_for_an_epic_smackdown_152366.html

This is a thoughtful article. ~~~~~~~~ Trump's Tariffs Have Exposed Trudeau's Canada as a Failing State On Feb. 1, 2025, President Trump ratified an executive order that pledged to impose a tariff of 25% on all goods from Canada, as well as a 10% tariff on Canadian energy. Thankfully, after various tense negotiations and two urgent phone calls with Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, President Trump agreed to delay imposing any tariffs on Canada for 30 days. Unfortunately, President Trump's tariffs are not the result of some economic disagreement or an imbalance in the market. Rather, Trump's tariffs are merely the economic symptom of a greater disease, and they have exposed the degenerate state of the Canadian nation. In fact, since the advent of the Trudeau government, Canada has started to exhibit the hallmarks of a failed state and its national collapse now threatens the national security of its longtime ally, the United States of America. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2025/02/14/trumps_tariffs_have_exposed_trudeaus_canada_failing_state_152359.html

That's hard for both of you, and very sweet of you, LB ma'am.

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Got to bed at nearly Many a.m., later than usual man. Planned to in-sleep, no skool for Mini-B. man. At Many a.m. -- si man, Many a.m. -- an auto-call from Mini-B.'s skool came in, man. "This is a reminder to submit next year's choice courses by today, si man," already did this man. It made no sense to strive for more zzz if we were to get Mini-B. unembedded, no man. Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was rice + tuna, ingest wee man. Breakfast/lunch for us was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches on Costco burger buns, ingest we man. We didn't get ES-ing till after 1 p.m., late start man. However, we made good time to the ESs, fortunate man. Mini-B. spent the day gaming with his amigos, priority of wee man man. The drive casa-ward was right past Costco Business Center, stop we man. We cashed our annual credit-card voucher, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon we man. We also bought another pack of Subway gift cards, Many (2+2+1) for the price of Many (2+2), financially savvy we man. We then went to our bank, also on way casa-ward man. Endured the traditional bowing/scraping/red-carpeting, preeminent POTS* typhoon we man. *buy yours today, si man! We cashed 2 Series EE U.S. savings bonds, matured in January man. We are rolling in the dough, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon we man. Ergowiththusforthly, we made over $Many00 -- si man, $Many00 -- today, financially savvy we man. At the casa, fed demanding miu, feed miu we man. Took major siesta, largely successful zzz we man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday din-din Two Guys man. Movie night was Many (2+1) Georgie/Mandy episodes, up-catch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to an even Manyzen for the week, double-digit quota met with ease man. Community GS on Saturday, plan to attend we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Man, this thread is a hot topic...

At least that wasn't an overpriced, overcommercialized event. Experiences, anyone?

Happy V.D. to all. (Uh... or something) What did you do for the wife/husband/fiancée/fiancé for V.D.? What was done for you by the above for V.D.? Post experiences here.

Friday ES report, see man: We itineraried and attended all Many (2+1) ESs, itinerary-&-attend we man. The 2nd and Many'rd ESs yielded the take, see man: -- half-jug Tide, pack coffee filters = $2, steal man -- lightly (if ever) used Rawlings baseball glove = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+2+2+1)

Age of Mama Bro G precised, si and see and man.

Use of foreign language outside the regional forums, alien to guys man! Reported!!!

Because he endangers their control. Even if JDV has to break a tie, we need him in there.

When's the next riddance opportunity?

Happy V.D. to all, especially everyone with infectious personalities, si and hee hee hee man. --- We have just itineraried Many (2+1) ESs, which we will get to if Mini-B. ever disembeds himself, indolent wee man man.

And here we have the basic difference between Guys and Chicas, si man...

Muchas gracias in spite of the egregious P-Math errors, si Y ma'am! We have no grill and don't want one, see and no man. But gracias regardless, si man.

9 Surefire Ways Bureaucrats Can Hide Fraudulent Spending From DOGE With Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency running roughshod over the federal government, bureaucrats have been scrambling to find new ways to hide the shady shenanigans they've been up to for decades. Fortunately for the bureaucracy, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of foolproof methods for them to hide their fraudulent spending from DOGE: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/9-surefire-ways-bureaucrats-can-hide-fraudulent-spending-from-doge

Jets Announce Plan To Keep Losing But Without Aaron Rodgers FLORHAM PARK, NJ — A changing of the guard was on the horizon in the NFL, as the New York Jets announced that the team had officially decided to keep losing all their games but without quarterback Aaron Rodgers. The Jets struggled to win games on their way to a 5-12 record in 2024, leading the team to the conclusion that it was time to move on from Rodgers and continue losing games in 2025 with a different quarterback. "It's time for us to find another quarterback to lead us to defeat," said newly hired Head Coach Aaron Glenn. "We appreciate Aaron Rodgers and the work he put in to help this team come up short, but the NFL is all about constantly evolving and finding new players to help the team achieve its goals. We wish him the best. Plus, my name is Aaron. I can't have a quarterback named Aaron. That's weird." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jets-announce-plan-to-keep-losing-but-without-aaron-rodgers

RFK Jr. Sworn In On Raw 32-Ounce Ribeye WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful statement, RFK Jr was sworn in as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services Thursday on a raw 32-ounce ribeye. Sources say that instead of the traditional Bible, the new HHS Secretary used an organic, grass-fed, grass-finished ribeye, left totally uncooked so as to preserve the nutritional value. "I need the American people to know how serious I am about health," Kennedy said prior to the solemn ceremony. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-solemnly-sworn-in-as-hhs-secretary-with-hand-on-raw-32-ounce-ribeye

Democrats Rush To Chug As Much Seed Oil As Possible Before RFK Jr. Takes Over WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was confirmed Thursday as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services with a 52-48 vote in the Senate and now Democrats are in a panic, with many rushing off to chug as much seed oil as they can before he takes over. "RFK Jr.'s tyranny cannot stop us," said Senator Bernie Sanders as he downed an entire bottle of corn oil. "We will drink as much highly processed seed oil as we want! This is America!" Senator Elizabeth Warren, who [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-rush-to-chug-as-much-seed-oil-as-possible-before-rfk-jr-takes-over

Kansas Looking to Defend 'God-Given Gun Rights' in State Constitution [...] In Kansas, they like the right to keep and bear arms. It's a state that isn't really threatening those rights for people who live there. Now, they want to go a step further. [...] https://bearingarms.com/tomknighton/2025/02/13/kansas-looking-to-defend-god-given-gun-rights-in-state-constitution-n1227674

Caught on Camera: Islamist Nurses Fired for Threatening to Kill Patients in Australia This disturbing story comes to us from Down Under, where two nurses were caught on camera stating that not only would they refuse to treat Israeli patients -- they'd actively kill them. "The clip was shared by content creator Max Veifer speaking to Ahmad Rashad Nadir and Sarah Abu Lebdeh, both of whom have been confirmed to be health workers from Bankstown Hospital in Sydney's south-west," according to Australia's ABC News. "It is one of several videos on Mr Veifer's account that feature conversations with people in different parts of the world — mainly the Middle East — on the app Chatruletka, which connects users with others at random." So this Israeli man was randomly connected to two medical professionals in Australia via a chat app, and as soon as they learned he was Israeli, the violent, bigoted language started to flow: [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2025/02/13/caught-on-camera-islamist-nurses-fired-for-threatening-to-kill-patients-in-australia-n2652093