Nature Boy 2.0

The absence of basic reasoning in these people makes me think natural selection is failing at it job 🙁

This has been a mystery from the start.
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The Biden hostage betrayal
 
Does President Joe Biden even know that Hamas is holding five American hostages?  Does anybody in his administration care?  Do the administration's water carriers in the liberal media care, either?

One would think not, judging by the rarity of mentions of this crisis by the president, his spokespeople, or the news media.  The absence of focused public concern is inexcusable.  Even more inexcusable, unless there are covert operations in the offing, is the lack of action, whether diplomatic or by military special forces, to try to return U.S. citizens to safety and freedom.  [...]
 
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/2997426/the-biden-hostage-betrayal/

'I'm Outraged At Accusations I've Taken The Side Of Hamas,' Says Angry Biden Wearing New Keffiyeh
 
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference held at the White House today, a keffiyeh-wearing President Joe Biden pushed back against accusations that he has sided with Hamas in its ongoing conflict with Israel.

The president vehemently argued that his wearing of the traditional headdress of Palestinian nationalism should in no way be misinterpreted by anyone as him showing support for Hamas in the war in Gaza.  [...]
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/im-outraged-at-accusations-ive-taken-hamass-side-says-angry-biden-wearing-new-keffiyeh

A little embarrassing for Baby Fidel, eh.
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No Indigenous Children's Remains Found After $8 Million Search in Canada
 
This has been a scandal in Canada for years, with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau fully buying in and wringing his hands over the whole thing.  The horror was the discovery of hundreds of unmarked indigenous children's graves at a school site.
 
However, after burning $8 million (and dozens of Christian churches), no remains have been found.  [...]
 
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/05/11/no-indigenous-remains-found-after-8-million-search-in-canada-n2396142

Nauseating.
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Accompanied by 2 vice principals, Berkeley public school students march to Jewish Community Center and chant slogans at preschoolers inside
 
Just as Hamas targeted young children, even babies, for unthinkable torture and death, pro-Hamas demonstrators in Berkeley targeted a Jewish Community Center (NOT an Israeli facility) with preschool students in class as they chanted slogans through a bullhorn and marched.  Even worse, the students who walked out were reportedly accompanied by two vice principals from the Martin Luther King Jr. Middle School as they intimidated the innocent toddlers, guilty solely of being Jewish.  [...]
 
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/05/accompanied_by_2_vice_principals_berkeley_public_school_students_march_to_jewish_community_center_and_chant_slogans_at_em_preschoolers_em_inside.html

Sounds more like a MoR supporter.

And three children who the American education system has failed to equip for life outside of TikToktopia, totally incapable of original thought, deed or drool, relying on their parents for the simplest of everyday life tasks.
 
The Babylonbee … still failing at satire 😒

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/education/four-things-to-know-about-seattles-plan-to-explore-closing-schools/
 
Seattle Public Schools is looking to close some elementary schools to solve its budget woes, but a lot is still unknown about which school communities could be affected, and when.
Last Wednesday, the School Board voted to give Superintendent Brent Jones permission to start drawing up a preliminary list of schools that could be shuttered, plus an analysis of the impacts; that vote didn’t commit the district to closing schools quite yet. Jones has proposed reducing the number of elementary schools from 73 to about 50.
 
The district has also lost more than 4,000 students since 2019, and it does not expect enrollment to reach pre-pandemic levels in the next decade. While the district has pointed to declining birth rates and the smaller share of Seattle-born children enrolling in its elementary schools, some parents have said they’ve left SPS for private schools or other options. 
An expensive teachers union contract, which increased staff support for special education services, also added to the deficit.

PDQ, XYZ, 1-2-3 kick.

I think you may have left out a couple of characters.   
 
 
 

I find your post highly offensive to the LGBTQIA+WTFBBQ community, especially those birthing persons who identify as Spirit Penguins 🐧 

Colorado is the third most dangerous state in country:  US News ranking
 
DENVER (KDVR) — Each year, U.S. News and World Report releases a report ranking each state on several factors.  In the most recent report, Colorado made a top 10 list — for most dangerous states.
 
https://www.yahoo.com/news/colorado-third-most-dangerous-state-162441626.html

"The mind can absorb what the seat can endure."
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"Dead Butt Syndrome" Is A Real Thing — Here's How To Tell If You Have It
 
The perils of prolonged sitting have been well, established.  It can boost your chances of developing everything from heart disease to cancer and diabetes, and can even take years off your life.  But there's one side effect that you may not have realized is linked to parking your tush in a desk chair all day.

Americans are sitting so long that their butts are literally falling asleep.  "Dead butt syndrome," or gluteal amnesia, is a condition that occurs when your gluteus medius gets inflamed and forgets to function normally.  [...]
 
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dead-butt-syndrome-real-thing-091602489.html

Small, well-built Chinese EV called the Seagull poses a big threat to the US auto industry
 
LIVONIA, Mich. (AP) — A tiny, low-priced electric car called the Seagull has American automakers and politicians trembling.

The car, launched last year by Chinese automaker BYD, sells for around $12,000 in China, but drives well and is put together with craftsmanship that rivals U.S. electric vehicles that cost three times as much.  A shorter-range version costs under $10,000.

Tariffs on imported Chinese vehicles will keep the Seagull out of America for now, and it likely would sell for more than 12 grand if imported.

But the rapid emergence of low-priced EVs from China could shake up the global auto industry in ways not seen since Japanese makers arrived during the oil crises of the 1970s.  BYD, which stands for "Build Your Dreams," could be a nightmare for the U.S. auto industry.  [...]
 
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/small-well-built-chinese-ev-055434324.html

Too many security cameras, or at least well-lit pumps?
And too many irate motorists always around who'd be ready to kill the JSOs?

Quite honestly I am surprised some of the Just Stop Oil types haven’t been cutting hoses at gas stations.

Read this whole thing.  At least they're not (yet) telling us to smile while we choke down a kale-burger.
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Breeding cows who fart less could help save our planet
 
Breeding cows that fart less could play a large part in protecting the planet from climate change, scientists have revealed.
 
Low-emission cows could be bred from genetic traits and reduce the amount of the greenhouse gas methane emitted into the atmosphere.  [...]
 
https://www.swiowanewssource.com/news/nation/article_b5a5e13d-31f7-5353-8d98-9f19845c3dea.html

"Throw a Communist out the window and he comes back in through the front door as an environmentalist."
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German Climate Cultists Attacking a Tesla Factory?  I Thought EVs Were Copacetic
 
[...] I sure am dying to know WHY IN THE SAM HELL these eco-terrorist Mathusian cult members are now attacking the manufacturer of something they themselves have forced down our throats?  [...]
 
https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/05/10/german-climate-cultists-attacking-a-tesla-factory-i-thought-evs-were-copasetic-n3788182

not surprising.  the roots of the swamp run deep.

Kash Patel:  Senior Military Officials Intentionally Delayed National Guard Deployment on January 6th
 
[...] Ryan D. McCarthy, the Secretary of the Army at the time of the Capitol protest, according to the testimony, failed to deploy the National Guard to help Capitol Police restore order and instead "made a series of phone calls to lawmakers and members of the media."
 
McCarthy was reportedly phoned three times with a request to deploy members by Gen. William J. Walker, then the commander of the D.C. Guard.

"I was standing right there on several occasions when he tried to call, and it went directly to voice mail," Brig. Gen. Aaron R. Dean II, then the Guard's adjutant general, testified.  [...]
 
https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/05/13/kash-patel-senior-military-officials-intentionally-delayed-national-guard-deployment-on-january-6th-n2174165

NEW: Bombshell Hearing Set, Three D.C. National Guard Officers to Expose January 6th Committee
 
The now-defunct January 6th committee is set to take another gut punch after the emergence of three whistleblowers from the Washington, D.C., National Guard.
 
According to The Daily Mail, which first reported the revelation, the three officers will testify that then-President Donald Trump and then-Acting Defense Secretary Christopher Miller did approve the deployment of the guard to help secure the Capitol Grounds.  [...]
 
https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/04/12/new-bombshell-hearing-set-three-dc-national-guard-officers-to-expose-january-6th-committee-n2172686

Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year
 
U.S. — As former President Donald Trump continued to build a sizeable lead in a majority of swing states, the latest polls suggest President Joe Biden would need twice as many fake ballots to win the election this year.

The startling poll results presented the Biden campaign with a sobering reminder that the standard number of fake ballots used in previous election years needed to be increased significantly for him to win again in November.  [...]
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-polls-show-biden-will-need-twice-as-many-fake-ballots-to-win-election-this-year

OPINION:  Republicans Need to Explain That President Biden Isn't Simply Incompetent; He's a Malicious Liar
 
[...] If we sat here in an attempt to fact-check everything that comes from an interview with President Biden, it would be an exercise in futility.  Time constraints alone would make it so.

But the fact is these aren't 'gaffes' as the media would have you believe.  They aren't the mis-rememberings of a feeble-minded old man.
 
They are lies.  They are intentional.  And they are vicious.  [...]
 
https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/05/12/opinion-republicans-need-to-explain-that-president-biden-isnt-simply-incompetent-hes-a-malicious-liar-n2174105

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College Students Announce Indefinite Hunger Strike For Palestine Between 10 AM And Noon And Also Between 1 PM and 5 PM Every Day Except For Some Light Snacking
 
[...] "We mean business!" said Princeton University student Jezebel Bashar.  "It will be hard to eat absolutely nothing for part of the day followed by an after-lunch period of a few hours of not eating again, but we are committed!"  [...]
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/college-students-announce-indefinite-hunger-strike-for-palestine-between-10-am-and-noon-and-also-between-1-pm-and-5-pm-every-day-except-for-some-light-snacking