You probably abandoned your Green Card. What have you done to maintain your residency? I would not be surprised if you are immediately referred to an immigration judge. This is not a good time to be entering after so long.
No. Administrative Processing has always been an unknown. It could be hours, days, weeks, or months. The fact that they kept the passport is a hopeful sign.
I laughed out loud at this one. Good stuff!!! and it makes my mouth water. I just might have to make the 20 minute trip (I live about 20 minutes from 2 Buc-ee's locations.
An interview is normal and should be expected at all phases of immigration. You need evidence that you are in a bona fide marriage. Both living at the same address and other documents normally generated by a married couple are solid pieces of evidence.
In addition to Spectrum broadband here in the apartment building, Wife and I also have 2 Spectrum mobile lines. I absolutely love them. I have never had an issue, and the price is fantastic.
Without a VPN I can't even ping www.visajourney.com. It's like an IP block. Even using a VPN, I have to change servers several times a hour. Pretty odd.