Alternate version Tbone's story:
A new computer was set up at the University of Arkansas Student Union. Students could pay a quarter, insert their index finger, have their I.Q. measured, and enjoy a 3-minute conversation with the computer on the basis of their I.Q.
The first student put in his quarter and stuck in his finger. The computer said, "Beep beep! Your I.Q. is 187; let us discuss nuclear physics."
After the first student left, the second student repeated the process. The computer said, "Beep beep! Your I.Q. is 123. Let us discuss politics."
His time ran out, and the third student put in his money and stuck in his finger. The computer said, "Beep beep! Your I.Q. is 12. "Did you get a deer?"