GBCW

Oh yeah. So dumb.

BEING DEAD AINT A HEALTHY WAY TO LIVE EITHER LIB. NOW GO BACK TO EATING YER HEALTHY CARROTS LIB. MAKE MOOSHELL PROUD. LOLOL!

100% hot.

So you're saying Obama knew about Ebola?

I bet Michelle grew Ebola in her garden then sent it back to Africa with Barack's family.

London is probably the largest most diverse place on earth so it makes sense its a target.

So you're saying Obama knew about Ebola?

I bet Michelle grew Ebola in her garden then sent it back to Africa with Barack's family.

Should have eliminated the middle man and went straight to the tap herself. Every now and then you have to take one for the team!

One time I ordered mashed potatoes and they brought me fries. Life can be so cruel sometimes.

WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring the United States’ transportation network “into the 21st century,” President Barack Obama unveiled an ambitious new high-speed rail plan Friday that will fly Americans to Japan in order to use the island nation’s extensive, state-of-the-art train system.
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“After years of lagging behind other industrialized nations, this new plan at last provides our citizens with a cutting-edge passenger train network that will rival the world’s most advanced transit systems,” said Obama at a morning press conference, touting Japan’s fast, safe, and comfortable Shinkansen rail network as a vital upgrade to the U.S.’s outdated Amtrak service. “Under this new plan, all Americans will be able to travel quickly and reliably between hundreds of destinations by simply taking a trans-Pacific flight across nine time zones and then boarding one of dozens of lightning-fast, ultramodern trains.”
“The transit system that the U.S. has needed for so long is now just a 7,000-mile plane journey to Tokyo’s Narita International Airport and a brief passage through Japanese customs away,” Obama continued.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ambitious-new-highspeed-rail-plan-will-fly-america,37153/

Shut your pie hole, whitey!

Murderer!

WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring the United States’ transportation network “into the 21st century,” President Barack Obama unveiled an ambitious new high-speed rail plan Friday that will fly Americans to Japan in order to use the island nation’s extensive, state-of-the-art train system.
...
“After years of lagging behind other industrialized nations, this new plan at last provides our citizens with a cutting-edge passenger train network that will rival the world’s most advanced transit systems,” said Obama at a morning press conference, touting Japan’s fast, safe, and comfortable Shinkansen rail network as a vital upgrade to the U.S.’s outdated Amtrak service. “Under this new plan, all Americans will be able to travel quickly and reliably between hundreds of destinations by simply taking a trans-Pacific flight across nine time zones and then boarding one of dozens of lightning-fast, ultramodern trains.”
“The transit system that the U.S. has needed for so long is now just a 7,000-mile plane journey to Tokyo’s Narita International Airport and a brief passage through Japanese customs away,” Obama continued.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ambitious-new-highspeed-rail-plan-will-fly-america,37153/

Combatting Ebola in Africa is the smart play, even if American lives are the only lives one is concerned about.

Destroy the hive.

The hive is in Africa. Dallas was just one stray bee.

WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring the United States’ transportation network “into the 21st century,” President Barack Obama unveiled an ambitious new high-speed rail plan Friday that will fly Americans to Japan in order to use the island nation’s extensive, state-of-the-art train system.
...
“After years of lagging behind other industrialized nations, this new plan at last provides our citizens with a cutting-edge passenger train network that will rival the world’s most advanced transit systems,” said Obama at a morning press conference, touting Japan’s fast, safe, and comfortable Shinkansen rail network as a vital upgrade to the U.S.’s outdated Amtrak service. “Under this new plan, all Americans will be able to travel quickly and reliably between hundreds of destinations by simply taking a trans-Pacific flight across nine time zones and then boarding one of dozens of lightning-fast, ultramodern trains.”
“The transit system that the U.S. has needed for so long is now just a 7,000-mile plane journey to Tokyo’s Narita International Airport and a brief passage through Japanese customs away,” Obama continued.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ambitious-new-highspeed-rail-plan-will-fly-america,37153/

Shut your pie hole, whitey!

Combatting Ebola in Africa is the smart play, even if American lives are the only lives one is concerned about.

Shut your pie hole, whitey!

IOW, Muslims who look and act like everyone else are okay but the weirdos with the little hats and pointy beards can just stay the f home. Amirite?

If someone cuts you a good deal because you put their back against the wall, watch out for what happens after they get comfortable again. The knives come out when you least expect it.

If someone cuts you a good deal because you put their back against the wall, watch out for what happens after they get comfortable again. The knives come out when you least expect it.

You actually think the bumper sticker should be illegal? What is that, good 'ol fashioned European fascism?

You actually think the bumper sticker should be illegal? What is that, good 'ol fashioned European fascism?

You actually think the bumper sticker should be illegal? What is that, good 'ol fashioned European fascism?

You actually think the bumper sticker should be illegal? What is that, good 'ol fashioned European fascism?