Novembro

Happy Monday, you precious people.

Happy Monday, you precious people.

Fun time with Ali and someone's butt ended up on the keyboard?

Dexter playing with your keyboard ?

Wait guys..... I got this........
Avatar cat got your tongue?

Casey,
IMHO it would behoove you to get an immigration lawyer, so that you can file the correct forms, with the right courts at the right time.
Here are a couple of links that might help:
http://www.uscis.gov/i-601a
http://www.uscis.gov/family/family-us-citizens/provisional-waiver/provisional-unlawful-presence-waivers
My understanding is that your husband entered the US without a visa, i.e. with a coyote or any other means to bypass inspection at the border. If that is true, he will need a waiver and he will not be able to adjust status in the US. He will have to return to Mexico and follow the IR/CR process required by law once your I-130 is approved. The silver lining is that, if you are able to obtain his waiver before he leaves the country, his visa should not take longer than usual - he is not looking at a 10-year absence. Still on the upside is that you know his process will only be a matter of time, which is the same wait all other couples endure and survive. To be sure, my assumption is that he is not a criminal, wanted by the police, etc, which would complicate things, for obvious reasons.
Having said all that, only a lawyer will be able to tell you with certainty whether he qualifies for the I-601A waiver.
Congrats on the wedding and good luck with the process.

FTR, I want my new bathroom to look like this:

Yes?

That looks so good right now.

That looks so good right now.

I will suggest a litter box to the hubs, might be useful.
yup...I am terrible

That sounds like Many years; one would hope that you'd get it going sooner!
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Updates, see man:
1. Cat is half-miffed, half-hurt that I have switched her back to her diet soft glop, to which she used to have little objection, but she's since been spoiled on Whiskas packets and Meow Mix tubs, miu and sigh man.
2. Today is the first normal day of the Mon-Wed-Fri-Sat plan for dishwarshering, si man. Went well (must de-dish soonish), except that both halves of the sink were plugged up so that they filled when I ran the faucet to get the water hot, splash man. In addition, the water was so murky that I couldn't find the scrubber, no and no see man. (Scrubber turned out to be absent, so I started the Many'rd new one this week, sigh man.)
Many. Had great and much-needed nap this eve, with cat.
Many. While lying in bed with Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B., I used my rudimentary knowledge of Spanish to compose haikus in my head, see here man:
Americanas!
Quiero una esposa
De Ecuador, si.
(American chicas! I want a wife from Ecuador, si man.)
Comer, Esposa!
Quiero comida rica
De mi esposa.
(To eat, Wife! I want delicious food from my wife.)
And, to acknowledge Mrs. T-B.'s presence:
Mira, Esposo:
Tarjeta de credito!
Yo merezco, si.
(See here, Husband: Credit card! I deserve it, yes.)
Mrs. T-B. was amused but questioned the need to compose haiku in the first place, no see ma'am.
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Many. It is almost too late to get up early for GSs, zzz man. The miffed cat has disappeared, but I shall prep for cat prep zzz man regardless, si man. Mornin', Commie-babes!

Well y'all need to get on this lotto ticket buying business. Maybe I should do it, too!
How does it work?>

OMFG
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gives new meaning to useless piece of sh!t
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I am gonna get a bottle on monday...it is needed...I would send you one too....
lord i am gloomy lol

A troll has been banned from VJ, with relevant posts & quotes thereof removed from this thread. Thread is moved from Effects of Major Changes forum to the Off Topic forum, because no immigration matter is apparent.
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She will have enough money after the first day with some left to celebrate!

In short skirt, low slung tank, and push up bra

Guess I'll stick to the corner.

You can start off by selling off your truck
Or go find a second job! Stop going to Mall of America.
As a fellow Minnesotan, I could donate $10 to you as a start.

get a lemonade stand, got sit near a construction site.

He was high, cut him some slack.

Well y'all need to get on this lotto ticket buying business. Maybe I should do it, too!
How does it work?>

She has shown you her true colors. This is your life. Do you want this your whole life?
If you stay with her you can only blame yourself for your future life of hell.
Make wise decisions.
Good luck.

I don't blame you at all for wanting to drop that last name.
Good luck I hope you get it.
I will buy a lotto ticket if I win I will send you a name change donation.

No anatomy allowed. VJ will be wearing a burka before you know it.