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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had

told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.

He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a

clean house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida . He bragged that he had

given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and

the cooking.On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the

next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Arizona. He told her that her duties

were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed , laundry washed

and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he

didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the

third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little

out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the

dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

K-1 timeline

05/03/06: NOA1

06/29/06: IMBRA RFE Received

07/28/06: NOA2 received in the mail!

10/06/06: Interview

02/12/07: Olga arrived

02/19/07: Marc and Olga marry

02/20/07: DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AOS Timeline

03/29/07: NOA1

04/02/07: Notice of biometrics appointment

04/14/07: Biometrics appointment

07/10/07: AOS Interview - Passed.

Done with USCIS until 2009!

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:jest::jest::jest:

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensedregistered pharmacist". (because somebody gives a damn)

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Together at last!!!

Entry 4/8/08

Marriage 6/7/08

LAISSEZ LES BONS TEMPS ROULER!!

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lol... i lived near there...and they were docile compared to new mexican women

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I didn't know there were stereotypes about women from AZ.

I imagine you could change that to any state...just happens the person that sent me that in an email was from AZ, as am I.

K-1 timeline

05/03/06: NOA1

06/29/06: IMBRA RFE Received

07/28/06: NOA2 received in the mail!

10/06/06: Interview

02/12/07: Olga arrived

02/19/07: Marc and Olga marry

02/20/07: DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AOS Timeline

03/29/07: NOA1

04/02/07: Notice of biometrics appointment

04/14/07: Biometrics appointment

07/10/07: AOS Interview - Passed.

Done with USCIS until 2009!

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Morocco
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I didn't know there were stereotypes about women from AZ.

I imagine you could change that to any state...just happens the person that sent me that in an email was from AZ, as am I.

Oh, LOL. Not sure what the stereotype for Mass. girls is..... :whistle:

I do know though that east coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear...

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Russia
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I didn't know there were stereotypes about women from AZ.

I imagine you could change that to any state...just happens the person that sent me that in an email was from AZ, as am I.

Oh, LOL. Not sure what the stereotype for Mass. girls is..... :whistle:

I do know though that east coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear...

Thanks Jenn... now that song is in my head for the rest of the day :jest:

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensedregistered pharmacist". (because somebody gives a damn)

Russia-USA.png

Together at last!!!

Entry 4/8/08

Marriage 6/7/08

LAISSEZ LES BONS TEMPS ROULER!!

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Morocco
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Posted
I didn't know there were stereotypes about women from AZ.

I imagine you could change that to any state...just happens the person that sent me that in an email was from AZ, as am I.

Oh, LOL. Not sure what the stereotype for Mass. girls is..... :whistle:

I do know though that east coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear...

Thanks Jenn... now that song is in my head for the rest of the day :jest:

:P Had to share the love!

Posted
Hmm that sounds like a rip off of a Jersey girl joke

a Joisey girl ..would have put a disability on the dude and he be drawing SSI the rest of his life

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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Posted

that was funny :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Posted
I didn't know there were stereotypes about women from AZ.

I imagine you could change that to any state...just happens the person that sent me that in an email was from AZ, as am I.

Oh, LOL. Not sure what the stereotype for Mass. girls is..... :whistle:

I do know though that east coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear...

Thanks Jenn... now that song is in my head for the rest of the day :jest:

:P Had to share the love!

Yeah, but in the end...you wish they all could be California girls.

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Posted

but, the northern girls know how to keep you warm at night

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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Posted
Hmm that sounds like a rip off of a Jersey girl joke

i'll so have to post a pic about this when i get home :innocent:

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