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Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Romania
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You know you're a frazzled mom if...your little girl is sitting by the tub with 2 little dogs trying to get you to let them have a bubble bath while you tring to take a bubble bath. Locking the door isn't an option because then all you here is whining from the other side.

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...dealing with your kids makes you want to beat your head against the wall...and you do.

You know you're a frazzled mom if...you have to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan in the living room.

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...every time your two and half year old point blank refuses to go to the toilet, `I DON'T need to gooooooo!!!! and two minutes later pees on the floor and you want to kill her, cry like a baby and sign up for `failed mothers 101' all at the same time, whilst still being loving and supportive so toilet training is not a negative experience for her!!!!!!!!!!

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...you forget your kid's name!

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...you haven't slept 8 straight hours in years!

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...you have all your kids in bed with you at some point during the night.

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...Wednesday night's dinner consists of corn pops and pop tarts.

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...your idea of "free time" is going to Wal-Mart WITHOUT your kids! ** my fav**

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...the flowers you purchased two weeks ago have all died because you never got them in the ground.

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...everyone in the house is screaming your name at the same time.

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...your idea of exercising is running around the house in your fuzzy bunny slippers!

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...you yell, "Stop jumping on the sofa!" 10 times a day.

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...you have no idea what "me time" is.

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Addie_Goodvibes Proficient

Addie_Goodvibes   0

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Ok What about Frazzled Dad's

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IMPORTANT NOTICE:Like you all, I am not an attorney ; I am a layperson (I have laid a lot of persons ) My advice is based on Experience obtained by filing ourselves

AOS met in Japan 1994 married 10/2004

DO:Los Angeles,Ca.

6/17/06 Forms Sent (I-130, I-485, and I-765)

6/19/06 RD I-130,I-485, I-765

6/26/06 NOA rcvd

7/15/06 Biometrics complete Day 22

8/4/06 Interview Notice Rcvd Day 42

9/9/06 EAD Card Received :)Day 78

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9/27/06 AOS Interview Los Angeles APPROVED LPR Day 96

12/04/06 Welcome To the United States Letter received

12/08/06 Green Card Received- expires 12/2016

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
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:thumbs: to Moms!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,651

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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you left out getting q-tips wet and throwing them on the ceiling of the shower, where they stick until you shower ......... :innocent:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Krikit Grand Master

Krikit   1,166

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I am a middle child. My Mom used to walk into town with us to go shopping and such. She used to forget me there all the time. Not my brother or sister, though. Just me. :blink:

One time my Grandfather popped over for a visit. While my Mom was making him a cup of tea my Pop said "Where's Krikit?" My Mom's mouth dropped open and she said "Oh my God! I've left her in town!"

I'm not saying I have abandonment issues but... :whistle:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,651

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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I am a middle child. My Mom used to walk into town with us to go shopping and such. She used to forget me there all the time. Not my brother or sister, though. Just me. :blink:

One time my Grandfather popped over for a visit. While my Mom was making him a cup of tea my Pop said "Where's Krikit?" My Mom's mouth dropped open and she said "Oh my God! I've left her in town!"

I'm not saying I have abandonment issues but... :whistle:

feel a bit like joe dirt at the grand canyon? :P

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Y's_habibitk Mentor

Y's_habibitk   2

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Jordan
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You know you're a frazzled mom if...your little girl is sitting by the tub with 2 little dogs trying to get you to let them have a bubble bath while you tring to take a bubble bath. Locking the door isn't an option because then all you here is whining from the other side.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...dealing with your kids makes you want to beat your head against the wall...and you do.

You know you're a frazzled mom if...you have to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan in the living room.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...every time your two and half year old point blank refuses to go to the toilet, `I DON'T need to gooooooo!!!! and two minutes later pees on the floor and you want to kill her, cry like a baby and sign up for `failed mothers 101' all at the same time, whilst still being loving and supportive so toilet training is not a negative experience for her!!!!!!!!!!

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...you forget your kid's name!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...you haven't slept 8 straight hours in years!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...you have all your kids in bed with you at some point during the night.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...Wednesday night's dinner consists of corn pops and pop tarts.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...your idea of "free time" is going to Wal-Mart WITHOUT your kids! ** my fav**

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...the flowers you purchased two weeks ago have all died because you never got them in the ground.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...everyone in the house is screaming your name at the same time.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...your idea of exercising is running around the house in your fuzzy bunny slippers!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know you're a frazzled mom if...you yell, "Stop jumping on the sofa!" 10 times a day.

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You know you're a frazzled mom if...you have no idea what "me time" is.

Thanks I needed that :)

"you fondle my trigger then you blame my gun"

Timeline: 13 month long journey from filing to visa in hand

If you were lucky and got an approval and reunion with your loved one rather quickly; Please refrain from telling people who waited 6+ months just to get out of a service center to "chill out" or to "stop whining" It's insensitive,and unecessary. Once you walk a mile in their shoes you will understand and be heard.

Thanks!

Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Romania
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I am a middle child. My Mom used to walk into town with us to go shopping and such. She used to forget me there all the time. Not my brother or sister, though. Just me. :blink:

One time my Grandfather popped over for a visit. While my Mom was making him a cup of tea my Pop said "Where's Krikit?" My Mom's mouth dropped open and she said "Oh my God! I've left her in town!"

I'm not saying I have abandonment issues but... :whistle:

its sad but so funny at the same time :) that was a nice story tho :D

just remember, when our parents get old its our turn to take care of them :whistle:

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"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

 

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