Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

[Queen Jenn 0]

wiennie roast, anyone?

[Sister Fracas 5]

Naked + Drunk + Spilt Vodka on ####### + Smoking a ** = Blame the wife.

i think that is what really happened

ditto lol

PMS sheriff

Bro Deano... tsk

And anyway, what's with the damaged dangly-bit posts???

Edited August 22, 2007 by Frances

[Jasman0717 9]

First it was nut ripping and now ####### burning....I dread to think what will be next

[Krikit 1,166]

Wow. I didn't even know they were flammable. Hmmm. Better keep an eye on the friction level.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

You have to admit, 'burning-aside' that sitting on your couch bare naked and drinking vodka out of a bottle is pretty depraved.

[Jenn! 918]

You have to admit, 'burning-aside' that sitting on your couch bare naked and drinking vodka out of a bottle is pretty depraved.

Well then call me depraved.

Oh wait, I'm at work. Call me depraved in a few hours.

Edited August 22, 2007 by jenn3539

[rika60607 215]

Let's see... a naked EX-husband drinking vodka in a tiny apartment with his EX-wife...

Hmmmm... Indeed, what on earth could have possibly triggered her?...

:lol:

It is not a national custom though, I swear!

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

[almaty 19]

Naked + Drunk + Spilt Vodka on ####### + Smoking a ** = Blame the wife.

i think that is what really happened

ditto lol

PMS sheriff

Bro Deano... tsk

And anyway, what's with the damaged dangly-bit posts???

well sister fraces, there has been a run of "bad behavior ' in the world....men need to be careful and nicer

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

You have to admit, 'burning-aside' that sitting on your couch bare naked and drinking vodka out of a bottle is pretty depraved.

Well then call me depraved.

Oh wait, I'm at work. Call me depraved in a few hours.

I guess keep the fire extinguisher handy. And hope that the couch is flame-retardant

[JODO 2]

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's ####### as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

There's a hidden STD ad in there Poor guy, probably cheated though

[almaty 19]

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's ####### as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

There's a hidden STD ad in there Poor guy, probably cheated though

i agree..and one for jock itch too...also, oscar meyer weiners...

[one...two...tree 2,762]

You have to admit, 'burning-aside' that sitting on your couch bare naked and drinking vodka out of a bottle is pretty depraved.

Well then call me depraved.

Oh wait, I'm at work. Call me depraved in a few hours.

LOL

[edp333 9]

First it was nut ripping and now ####### burning....I dread to think what will be next

Well the super glue method and Lorena Bobbit method have already been done.

Was the man singing the, "I want to be an Oscor Meyer Weiner" song?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

The worst one I heard was of a wife who melted down candles on the kitchen stove, then went into the bedroom where her husband was sleeping, threw back the covers and tipped the lot over his exposed genitals. 2nd degree burns and several agonising hours in hospital while doctors peeled off the wax.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Is massage oil flammable?

Just asking.