Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,769]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Despite our HSM, awoke pained, albeit shortly before alarm, some consolation man.

Got our carcass moving shortly after Many (2x2x2 +1) a.m., minor miracle man.

Weather was hot but breezy & more-than-half cloudy, tolerable man.

Traffic rather light for a Saturday, but bored constables were flying, never seen so many man.

 

T-B.-mobiled to festival but saw no parking anywhere at all, to be expected man.

Proceeded with GS-/ES-ing, proceed we man.

Stopped partway through at favorite remote thrift shop, just after opening man.

Got a t-shirt for us & 2 pairs socks for Mini-B., no major finds man.

We spent $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 + half a buck), OK man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at favorite remote Chinese buffet, visit we man.

We consumed Many (2+1) plates piled with pepper steak minus the peppers, ingest we man.

Price has gone up something like $Many -- si man, $Many -- since our last visit,   man.

 

Continued GS-ing and fruitless ES-ing, intrepid we man.

Near the casa, finished Two Guys Week grocerying, grocery we man.

Returned to casa exhaustedly after Many (2x2x2 -1) hours out, long day man.

We had T-B.-mobiled precisely Many (2x2x2x2x2x2x2) miles, intrepid we man.

 

Serviced indignant miu, It's Past Time For Miu-Service Daddy miu man.

Drank entire Many-ounce bottle of Powerade Zero grape, imbibe we man.

Took highly restorative shower, Clean for Gene we man.

 

While grocerying, we had bought 2 bags of "guacamole tortilla cheaps,"* purchase we man.

     *WUOC, F$WM

We sampled some, ingest we man.

They are like pure chili powder, 🔥 man.

We have never ingested guacamole that tastes like that, no ever ingest we man.

We will have to swap them for something palatable, wow man.

 

Siesta attempted with initial success, awaken before alarm we man.  

Re-serviced demanding miu, re-service miu we man.

 

Mama T-B. left phone message, listen we man.

She finally tried her newly Rx'd heap heap HEAP HEAP HSM, finally man.

She was coherent but in no way aysheep, we like this HSM already man.

 

Mini-B. out at movies with ex-Mrs.-T-B., again spend $ unnecessarily ex-she man man.

We have been bugging him to arrange his caucus with classmates, bug we man wee man man.

This is for a crucial year-end Algebra project, national language of Algeria man.

We will bet $Many in cash money that he/they won't get it done,       man.

Nor will ex-Mrs.-T-B. probably put the hammer down effectively, no man.  

 

Bro G has been deathly silent after our news broke of ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s new boyfriend, Nuevo Rojo man.

We suspect that Bro G is mired in nonstop depressive imbibing over this news, suspect we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No Sunday plans other than our LL, warsh-dishing, and visiting Mama T-B. man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Ban Hammer 15,219]

meanwhile, there's job opportunities in california for simians.............

[TBoneTX 49,769]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

job opportunities in california for simians

All income would be taxed, so poo to that.

[Neonred 4,220]

 

 

On 5/15/2026 at 1:38 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

At casa, arranged for caucus with new dentist, Mexican chica man.

 

👍  I hope she is cute....and single!

 

On 5/16/2026 at 1:31 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

New bedtime HSM from doc yielded worst zzz ever,   man.

 

I suggest heavy drinking.  It always works for me 😆

 

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at favorite remote Chinese buffet, visit we man.

We consumed Many (2+1) plates piled with pepper steak minus the peppers, ingest we man.

Price has gone up something like $Many -- si man, $Many -- since our last visit,   man.

 

You should have flirted with your Chinese girlfriend there.  I'm sure she would have given you a discount.

 

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Bro G has been deathly silent after our news broke of ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s new boyfriend, Nuevo Rojo man.

We suspect that Bro G is mired in nonstop depressive imbibing over this news, suspect we man.

 

You are correct.  Si man.

 

But I'm still hopeful.

[TBoneTX 49,769]

14 hours ago, Neonred said:

👍  I hope she is cute....and single!

She's pretty cute, si man, although she'll end up looking like her late father, portly ex-he man man.

Perhaps single, but has a skool-aged son whom she apparently picks up, so perhaps pretty young, si man.

We shall discreetly inquire into these details, Sherlock Holmes we man.

14 hours ago, Neonred said:

I suggest heavy drinking.  It always works for me

Suggestion and effect firmly noted for years, si and see man.

14 hours ago, Neonred said:

You should have flirted with your Chinese girlfriend there.  I'm sure she would have given you a discount.

Favorite remote Chinese buffet, si and see and  man.

14 hours ago, Neonred said:

You are correct.  Si man.  But I'm still hopeful.

We told ex-Mrs.-T-B. that after the NR dumps her, we are the default option, si and hee hee hee man.

It would sure make her family happy, whee and glee man.

[TBoneTX 49,769]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Rather blah zzz, sick of awakening in great carcass pain we man.

Miu highly active and interactive, active/interactive miu man.

Breakfast was toast, ingest we man.

 

Stopped at pharmacy to see why they're suddenly notifying Uncle T-B. about his Rx's and not us,   man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., whose HSM had most certainly worn off man.

She was irritable, sigh man.

We arrived at half-of-half after 1 p.m. and she accused us of visiting after Many p.m., irked senior she man man.

The promised "brief visit" lasted over an hour, demanding senior she man man.

We were frazzled, frazzled we man.  

Lunch was 2 chicken tenders donated by Mama T-B., ingest we man.

 

At casa, re-serviced demanding miu, can't escape demanding chicas we man.

Warshered LL, domestic we man.

Attempted siesta didn't have a chance, frazzled pained zzz-less we man man.

Din-din was MTG, Modified Tuna Glop ingest we man and so ultra-delectable Bro G man man.  😋

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reported that Mini-B. refused to do his skool projects despite all nudging,   man.

She was resignedly aysheep about the situation, tried everything man.

Thus began/begins Two Guys week, start of Two Guys week man.

Mini-B. appears determined to torpedo his skool grades with just 2 weeks left in skoolyeer,   man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was RTG, Retarded Tuna Glop ingest wee man man.

We seized Mini-B.'s phone and ordered him to do his skool project, cooperative wee man man.

We found him a can of spray paint, not the one we were looking for but oh well man.

Skool project complete, mirabile dictu et visu man.

 

Re-re-serviced demanding miu, dogs have masters mius have servants man.

Baked/folded LL, victorious we man.

Dished/must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man.

Mini-B. might actually embed himself at close to a reasonable hour, mirabile dictu man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No Monday plans other than retrieving an Rx for Uncle T-B., retrieve we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[mam521 3,067]

On 5/16/2026 at 12:31 AM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+2+1) GSs & Many (2+2+1) ESs for Saturday, ambitious we man.

My mom has concluded that her goal this GS season is to find a working transistor radio.  She bought one as a kid and we used it camping when I was a kid.  It was red and I'm pretty sure by the time we were using it, it was being held together by masking tape.  Anyway, she claims she can't find it.  I'm guessing it lived it's life and got tossed at some point.  

 

Sounds like you're a high roller with this ability to disregard fuel prices and traipse the countryside in the T-B mobile! 

 

On 5/16/2026 at 8:31 PM, TBoneTX said:

We will bet $Many in cash money that he/they won't get it done,       man.

Just fought with Kid2 over the weekend to get 2 ELA assignments done.  The jerk was tossed a hail Mary from his teacher because he shouldn't have had the opportunity and he should have failed the class.  1 more regular day, then 3 days of testing and FriYAY is the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!! I'm delighted!!!

 

On 5/17/2026 at 7:00 AM, Neonred said:

👍  I hope she is cute....and single!

Agree

 

Update on my friend who busted her arm.  She finally had surgery on Friday.  It would appear that she has 2x2+1 plates and like way too many screws to count.  They've kept her in hospital because she has tingling in 3 fingers.  Well, yesterday, the nurse gave her a "splint break" and it's no wonder she has tingling in those fingers...her poor arm and hand is swollen like crazy.  Hub's foot did the same when he busted it 10 years ago and he ended up with ridges on his toe nails that eventually grew out.  There's no doubt that the swelling is putting pressure on all of the nerves that run through the carpal tunnel.  She's really just wanting to go home so hopefully today the surgeon will allow that.  She'll have her velcro dog and be much more comfortable at home.  

 

I wish it would hurry up and rain already.  The humidity is gross and the skies are grey.  If it's going to be grey and miserable, like lets have it be for a legitimate reason!  

[TBoneTX 49,769]

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

her goal this GS season is to find a working transistor radio

We've seen a couple around here recently, see we and si mam ma'am.

Does mam ma'am want us to procure one on behalf of Mama mam ma'am, huh mam ma'am?

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

you're a high roller

Indeed we are, mam ma'am -- our annual income from POTS* sales is approximately $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, $i mam ma'am.

     *buy yours today, si man!

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

traipse the countryside in the T-B mobile

We optimize our routes, si mam ma'am and traipse we man.

This is called pre-traipsing, cool new word man.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

fought with Kid2 over the weekend to get 2 ELA assignments done

Mini-B. did his one due today, si man.

We await word on the one due at one minute before midnight today, drum roll man.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

The jerk

Good movie, si mam ma'am!   

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

was tossed a hail Mary from his teacher

All hail, teechur named Mary man.  And protect your vehicles from hail if you're named Mary, wisdom man.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

then Many days of testing

Number of testing days precised, see and si and  mam ma'am!

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

LAST DAY

Mini-B.'s last day is next week, delayed gratification man.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

she has 2x2+1 plates

You get a B+ in P-Math, si mam ma'am; suggestion is 2+2+1, simplification mam ma'am.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

and like way too many screws to count

They can always be counted, mam ma'am:  "Many," si mam ma'am.

The important thing is that she have few, if any, screws loose, si man.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

she has tingling in Many fingers

You're regressing in P-Math, see and si and look out mam ma'am...

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

her poor arm and hand is swollen like crazy

We must hand it to your amiga after this disarming experience, si mam ma'am.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

Hub's foot did the same when he busted it Many years ago

What did we just tell you about P-Math awareness, huh mam ma'am?   

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

velcro dog

Silence, like the retriever, is golden, observe we man.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

I wish it would hurry up and rain already.  The humidity is gross and the skies are grey.  If it's going to be grey and miserable, like lets have it be for a legitimate reason!  

Sometimes, Texas weather isn't Many, see and si and sigh man.

[Neonred 4,220]

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

She's pretty cute, si man, although she'll end up looking like her late father, portly ex-he man man.

Perhaps single, but has a skool-aged son whom she apparently picks up, so perhaps pretty young, si man.

We shall discreetly inquire into these details, Sherlock Holmes we man.

 

I'm thinking, like the song from Urban Cowboy, maybe you have been...Looking for love in all the wrong places...

 

If I were you I would start looking North...north of the boarder.  

You know what they say, Canadians really are the nicest people.

 

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Favorite remote Chinese buffet, si and see and  man.

 

You eat out so much I can't keep track of all the different places.

 

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We told ex-Mrs.-T-B. that after the NR dumps her, we are the default option, si and hee hee hee man.

It would sure make her family happy, whee and glee man.

 

You may not be her number one, but you surely are in the top ten.

 

 

Edited 56 minutes ago by Neonred

[TBoneTX 49,769]

2 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I would start looking North...north of the boarder

We had a Canadiana girlfriend years ago, si and eh man.

It couldn't have worked out situationally, but she was probably our best match, si and sigh and eh man.

3 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I can't keep track of all the different places.

Well, pay better attention or drink less or drink less or pay better attention, si man!   

4 minutes ago, Neonred said:

you surely are in the top Many

You (after P-Math correction) sure have that right, si man.