Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,736]

41 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

A lot of mountains are referenced as feminine so.. it makes sense even if unusual.

Interesting and gracias, Y ma'am.  Of note, in Spanish, everything having to do with snakes is feminine, si man.   

41 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

Aww no rekindling of the TB romance?

Well, no, and we are loath to tell Mama T-B., who wanted this before she passes, she'll learn soon enough man.

We think that ex-Mrs.-T-B. is still a bit loca anyway, conclude we man.

She was deeply crushed by the rejection from the Rojo, conclude we man and admit she man.

She also has zero sense with money, would drive us aysheep man.

And she is not a rubia, oh well man.

41 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

I had a little surgery on my foot.

There is nothing "minor" or "little" about surgery if you're the patient, no Y ma'am.

Is the shoe on the other foot, and do you still have one leg left to stand on, huh Y ma'am?   

41 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

this is very annoying to me

Do not annoy, irritate, irk, or enrage the fearsome Y ma'am, no man!

41 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

Perhaps they'll appreciate how much just gets done by 'magic' around here.

We too hope that Mini-B. gets that picture, Little Lord Fauntleroy wee man man.

41 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

The island of Montserrat's volcano [...]

Edited to add:  LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man man.

Edited Monday at 06:31 PM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 49,736]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man.

 

Decent overnight zzz, zzz we man.

Just waking up when phone rang, answer we man.

Call from Uncle T-B.'s bank, wanting to set up video caucus man.

We agreed, si man.

We barely prepped ourself in time, just made it man.

Transaction of Uncle T-B.'s funds from low-rate to high-rate bank consummated, $i man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey sandwiches, ingest we man.

A nice siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was MTG, Modified Tuna Glop ingest we man man.

 

Miu played lustily with battery-operated whirly floor toy, engaged miu man.

 

Curbsided the garbage, domestic we man.

Dished/must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man.

 

Mama T-B. phoned, indicating that she retained precisely zero of everything exhaustively said and repeated to her on Sunday,       man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Quick doc follow-up on Tuesday and will probably have to visit Mama T-B.,   man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,736]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

De-zzz'd before [censored] sunrise consequent to vivid dreams,   man.

We dreamt that our casa was subject to an ES that we had no knowledge of, 😕 man.

Half our stuff was sold before we knew it,   man.

This would upset anybody to the point of truncating their zzz, understandably man.

 

Weekly rainwater newspaper held BK coupons, praise the Great Sky-Chimp we man.   

 

Breakfast was toast, ingest we man.

Wonderful Siesta #1, zzz we man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., arguments about pills man.  

She doesn't understand that different labs can produce identical meds that are different colors,   man.

This was not a fun visit,   man.

 

Fruitless rooting through recycle bins at Uncle T-B.'s place yielded no fast-food coupons,   man.

Went from there to follow-up doc caucus, outcome as expected man.

Returned to casa and serviced indignant miu, You're Late With Service Daddy miu man.

Din-din was TG, Tuna Glop man.  😋

Attempted Siesta #2 failed, drat it man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No particular plans for Wednesday, no plan we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[mam521 3,066]

My bestie in Canadia busted her arm last night while fat tire biking in the mountains.  Both the radius and ulna, the later in 3 pieces.  She's on some good drugs, awaiting surgery.  So not jealous of that!  

[TBoneTX 49,736]

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

My bestie in Canadia busted her arm

What a disarming experience, si and sigh mam ma'am!

[mam521 3,066]

9 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

What a disarming experience, si and sigh mam ma'am!

Very punny, @TBoneTX 🤭

[TBoneTX 49,736]

At least it wasn't a case of awristed development, no mam ma'am.

[Ban Hammer 15,209]

7 hours ago, mam521 said:

My bestie in Canadia busted her arm last night while fat tire biking in the mountains.  Both the radius and ulna, the later in 3 pieces.  She's on some good drugs, awaiting surgery.  So not jealous of that!  

seems like she needs fatter tires so she doesn't tip over.

 

[TBoneTX 49,736]

6 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

seems like she needs fatter tires so she doesn't tip over.

Don't send her to Guam if she tips over, no man!

[Neonred 4,217]

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

My bestie in Canadia busted her arm last night while fat tire biking in the mountains.  Both the radius and ulna, the later in 3 pieces.  She's on some good drugs, awaiting surgery.  So not jealous of that!  

That's enough to keep me from fat tire (or flat tire) biking here in the mountains of south Florida.

[TBoneTX 49,736]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We zzz'd almost until alarm time, zzz we man.

 

Got Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- phone calls from Mama T-B.,   man.

One accused us of cattywampus-ing all her pills, her fault for making us go into them on Tuesday man.

 

Miu eagerly played with her batteried floor toy, playful miu man.

Miu lay by back-patio window and a defensive bird screeched at her, screechy bird man.

 

Groceried at legacy supermarket WUOCs, F$WM.

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was a nuked Mexican din-din from aforementioned supermarket, ingest we man.

A siesta truncated early but was effective while it lasted, some zzz we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called about a couple of matters, si man.

We asked for and got the name of the Nuevo Rojo, new Rojo or NR man.

The NR has Many (2+1) Manyagers, not 2 like the original Rojo,   ex-she man man.

The NR lives even farther away than does the original Rojo,   ex-she man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will meet Mama NR during lunch on Friday, we look forward to hearing about that man.

And this is why Friday will be Two Guys Eve this week, comprehend we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Quick, probably low-value doc caucus on Thursday, why are we even bothering man.

Will certainly have to visit Mama T-B. to out-straighten her pills,   man.

Must itinerary GSs/ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.