Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,662]

7 hours ago, Neonred said:

You beat me to it.

LPoP and unread, no see we man wimp man man.

Edited Friday at 02:50 PM by TBoneTX

[Neonred 4,207]

Went to Walmart this morning and bought coffee flavored nutritional shakes with protein.  I'm thinking this will be perfect with Kalua and vodka for a refreshing slushie.  What could be better?  Nutritional drinks with alcohol!

 

The rant:

Why is it that at 6:10am, just a few minutes after opening, the parking lot is littered with shopping carts.  Half of the prime parking spaces had empty carts in them.  Not only are the workers at the store not doing their job, but the people that are shopping are just plain lazy.  At least push your cart into the cart bin.  

[TBoneTX 49,662]

15 minutes ago, Neonred said:

What could be better?

Your slushie ingredients plus Tuna Glop, Modified Tuna Glop, Retarded Tuna Glop, or (and) sardines, yum man.   

16 minutes ago, Neonred said:

at Many:Many am, just a few minutes after opening

Time of post-opening precised, see and si and  man.

17 minutes ago, Neonred said:

the parking lot is littered with shopping carts

Wait Many hours till Aldi opens and watch everyone return their cart so they can get their half-of-half a buck back, see and si and  man.

18 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Not only are the workers at the store not doing their job

Here at Walmart, not only do they not do their job, but they're openly racist, sigh man.

19 minutes ago, Neonred said:

the people that are shopping are just plain lazy

Maybe they're groggy because it's only Many:Many a.m., see and si and  man.

Wait until a reasonable hour, such as Many:Many a.m. or p.m., si man.

[TBoneTX 49,662]

Friday ES report, see man:

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We attended 2 of the Many (2+1) ESs, see mundane reason in Thrilling Friday non-ES report later man.

 

The first ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- 2 Oneida din-din forks, fancy metal outlet switchplate = $2 + half a buck, deal man

Total = $2 + half a buck

 

The second ES, although a bust, was shrinkologically damaging, si man.

The entire first floor held banana- & miu-related objects, art, books, and trinkets, psychotic man.

The entire second floor held cow- and Astros-related objects, art, and trinkets, semi-psychotic man.

We damaged our body climbing the stairs, ow ow OW OW OW man.

We damaged our brain inspecting the offerings, 🤫 man.

We cannot conceive of having had those people as neighbors, frightful prospect man.

Now we need not only a complete body-transplant but also a brain transplant, damaged we man.

[Ban Hammer 15,185]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Your slushie ingredients plus Tuna Glop, Modified Tuna Glop, Retarded Tuna Glop, or (and) sardines, yum man.   

 

perhaps your taste buds can evolve too someday.

[TBoneTX 49,662]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

No one wanted to get up, groggy Two Guys man.

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.

Immediate siesta fairly successful, some zzz we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Set out ES-ing, ES we man.

Remembered that we needed to retrieve Mama T-B.'s taxes from CPA, remember we man.

Did that first, do the needful we man.

As we left, Mama T-B. called, needful senior she man man.

She was logically on our way to our ESs, see Mama T-B. first therefore man.

This essentially precluded visiting the first ES, oh well man.

Attended other 2 ESs, q.v. man.

 

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday din-din Two Guys man.

Movie night immediately followed, watch Jackass 2.Many Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

NBA game soon thereafter, reason for immediately postprandial movie man.

Another bowl of Costco popcorn was consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallied to Many (2x2x2x2) popcorns for the week, impressive ingestation man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and Many (2+2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Two GSs are mass deals by churches, typically promising man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[Neonred 4,207]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Here at Walmart, not only do they not do their job, but they're openly racist, sigh man.

 

A little hard to know if they are racist here.  They don't speak English.

 

Some day I, if I were bold, I'd love to go into the store wearing an ICE jacket...

[TBoneTX 49,662]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

On 4/24/2026 at 10:50 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and Many (2+2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Two GSs are mass deals by churches, typically promising man.

We indeed attended all Many (2+2) ESs and Many (2+2+1) GSs, dependable we man.

The individual GSs were wastes, rather typical man.

The larger church GS yielded nothing, first time in recorded history man.

Many (2+1) of the Many (2+2) ESs yielded nothing, bummer man.

 

The other church GS and the Many'th (2+2th) ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- pill-caddy for Mama T-B.'s possible use = half a buck, OK man

  -- NIP canister quick oatmeal, NIP microwave rotini = $1, steal man

Total = $1 + half a buck

[TBoneTX 49,662]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

De-zzz'd ourself too early but needed to if we were to GS/ES, disciplined we man.

Breakfast was a turkey sandwich, ingest we man.

GS'd/ES'd, q.v. above man.

 

After last stop, pre-ordered a carryout XL 'roni 'za, pre-order we man.

Transported said 'za to the casa, Mini-B. still dozing at half-past 1 p.m. man.

Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was half of said 'za, ingest wee man.

Lunch/din-din for us was half of said 'za, ingest we man.

A wonderful siesta was then taken by us, zzz we man.

 

Awoke with Many (2+1) errands in mind, motivated we man.

First, got our hairs cut, just before shop closed man.

Second, retrieved Rx's from pharmacy, just before pharmacy closed man.

Many'rd, visited orange miu, requested by vacationing ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

In all Many (2+1) locales, was inundated by love-bugs, mating everywhere man.

 

Orange miu didn't recognize us at first, reintroduce ourself as Grandpa we man.

Miu had no wet glop, ex-Mrs.-T-B. usually forgets this or is scared of ants man.

Miu consumed wet glop, ingest miu man.

Miu enjoyed brushing, fortunately able to locate miu-brush we man.

Half of miu came out in miu-brush, impressive orange output man.

Miu wanted to play, fortunately some fuzzy balls available man.

Miu wanted to play with spinning floor toy, batteries dead because ignored by ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

We apologized to miu and promised reconciliation, saddened we man.

 

Upon our return to casa, Mini-B. requested din-din, we used to be able to ingest like that man.

Din-din for Mini-B. was RTG, Retarded Tuna Glop ingest wee man man.

Movie night was Many (2+1) YouTube episodes of Midwest Safety, watch cop show Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes an even Many (2x2x2 +2+2) bowls for the week, long time since that exalted tally man.   

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must conquer the usual Many (2+1) LLs + dish the warsher on Sunday, domestic we man.

Mama T-B. also influencing another visit, this one can wait please man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Neonred 4,207]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

First, got our hairs cut, just before shop closed man.

 

Was that a "chop shop"?

 

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

was inundated by love-bugs, mating everywhere man.

 

Haven't seen any here yet, but soon I'm sure.

 

 

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Din-din for Mini-B. was RTG, Retarded Tuna Glop ingest wee man man.

 

Oh no.  Poor kid.🤮

 

I think someone at our Walmart must be on VJ.  This morning at opening all the carts that were scattered in the parking lot were neatly lined up invery long rows, and very few were occupying parking spaces.  Finally.

 

 

 

 

Edited 8 hours ago by Neonred

[mam521 3,054]

On 4/24/2026 at 3:29 PM, Neonred said:

The rant:

Why is it that at 6:10am, just a few minutes after opening, the parking lot is littered with shopping carts.  Half of the prime parking spaces had empty carts in them.  Not only are the workers at the store not doing their job, but the people that are shopping are just plain lazy.  At least push your cart into the cart bin.  

There's a ton of psychology on this.  https://behavioralscientist.org/why-dont-people-return-their-shopping-carts-a-somewhat-scientific-investigation/

 

And a You Tube channel!  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMUlr8yHymYgSe58DpUH7w

 

[TBoneTX 49,662]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

Oh no.  Poor kid.🤮

He requested it, chip off old block wee man man.

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

This morning at opening all the carts that were scattered in the parking lot were neatly lined up invery long rows, and very few were occupying parking spaces.

Do not irk, displease, or trifle with the fearsome Bro G man, no man!

1 hour ago, mam521 said:

There's a Manyon of psychology on this.

Amount of shrinkology precised, si and see and  mam ma'am!