Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,616]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Decent overnight zzz, correct HSM ingested by we man man.

Could actually more-walk-than-limp, correct HSM ingested by we man man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at noonish) was at a Chinese sit-down place, calm down Bro G man man.

We consumed a gigantic plate of kung pao chicken + pork roll + egg-drop soup, ingest we man.

Total before tip was $Many ($2+2+1)* -- si man, $Many ($2+2+1)*, si man.

     *with use of $Many-off ($[2x2x2 +2]-off) coupon, F$WM

We were quite pleased with ourself, self-pleased we man man.   

 

We then went into a Trader Joe's, see what the hype is about man.

A more worthless store has never been conceived since Whole Foods, conclude we man.

Everything was organic and therefore overpriced, good grief man.

We found only one item worth inspecting even briefly, discerning we man.

We will not return, soon or ever man.

We did note that their female employees were almost all rather look-gooding, even if no rubias man.

 

At the casa, a very good siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must visit Mama T-B. on Thursday, caddy pills we man for senior she man man.

Must itinerary this weekend's ESs on Thursday, mandatory we man.

Thursday is also Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[mam521 3,052]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We then went into a Trader Joe's, see what the hype is about man.

A more worthless store has never been conceived since Whole Foods, conclude we man.

Everything was organic and therefore overpriced, good grief man.

We found only one item worth inspecting even briefly, discerning we man.

We will not return, soon or ever man.

We did note that their female employees were almost all rather look-gooding, even if no rubias man.

Maybe that's your problem, TBone...you're shopping for the love of your life at an Aldi discount equivalent, but want the Trader Joe's quality.  Gotta switch up the game!  

[Ban Hammer 15,160]

2 hours ago, mam521 said:

Maybe that's your problem, TBone...you're shopping for the love of your life at an Aldi discount equivalent, but want the Trader Joe's quality.  Gotta switch up the game!  

he doesn't have enough money to be a sugar daddy, so he's a splenda daddy........

[TBoneTX 49,616]

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

Trader Joe's quality

We won't waste our time there again, no mam ma'am, even if rubias are present, see or no see man.

9 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

he doesn't have enough money to be a sugar daddy

We, we shall have you know, are a $taggeringly $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon in the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat* industry, $i man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

[TBoneTX 49,616]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Awoke far too early to ensure by phone call that Mini-B. made it to skool on time, ex-Mrs.-T-B. out on business man.

Breakfast was 2 ready-to-consume hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man.

 

Went to tyre place at opening to get a slow-leaking tyre fixed, successful we man.

Returned to casa for siesta #1, acceptable zzz man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., all the usual done man.

Lunch was 2 halves of a chicken-patty sandwich, ingest we man.

Went from there to Costco Business Center, all Many (2+2) items successfully procured man.

Got phone call from someone needing assistance, preclude siesta #2 just then man.

Assisted the someone needing assistance, assist we man.

 

Told Mini-B. that we would procure Two Guys Eve din-din on way back, expectant wee man man.

Got 2 "maple bourbon bacon cheeseburgers" at BK*, try these and ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOCs, F$WM

 

Movie night immediately thereafter was Jackass: The Movie, watch** Two Guys man.

     **we & wee man done laughed so hard we was sick o' laughing, definitely a Two Guys movie man

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed***, ingest Two Guys man.

     ***to be applied to Two Guys Week tally next week, great head start man

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. soon arrived to retrieve Mini-B., end of Two Guys eve man.

 

We retired for siesta #2, in great need of zzz we man.

Phone (intentionally left in other room) kept ringing, finally surrender to it we man.

It was Mini-B., highly upset wee man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had left his son (young orange miu) in back yard for hours, inattentive senior she man man.

Miu had gotten into someone else's yard, lost miu man.

Mini-B. told us that ex-Mrs.-T-B. was like this all the time, upset wee man man.

We told him that this was pretty much in character for ex-Mrs.-T-B., si man.

We said that parents aren't perfect, see and no man.

We said that in Ecu, mius are merely animals and not family members, si and no man.

We told him to cuddle and love on miu, and to have adult caucus with ex-Mrs.-T-B. later or tomorrow, si man.

Mini-B. calmed down a little after that, relief man.

However, siesta #2 was effectively hosed, sigh man.

 

Mini-B. texted after Many (2x2x2 +2), "can you bring some pants over here for skool tomorrow, huh man" si man.

We complied, compliant we man on behalf of wee man man.

We then hit supermarket half an hour before closing, rather proximal man.

We got most Two Guys Week stuff very efficiently, proficient grocerier we man.

We also now have a fridge full of Powerade Zero grape,   man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried 1 GS and 2 ESs for Friday, surprisingly few man.

Contiguous subdivision does have neighborhood GS for Fri-Sat., hopeful we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 4,202]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

 

Got 2 "maple bourbon bacon cheeseburgers" at BK*, try these and ingest Two Guys man.

 

Great to see you are introducing they young mini-B to the finer things in life.

 

After spending so many years in Kentucky, I just hope that was a Kentucky bourbon.

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

     

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had left his son (young orange miu) in back yard for hours, inattentive senior she man man.

Miu had gotten into someone else's yard, lost miu man.

 

 

I am assuming the orange miu returned home ok.  We don't have mius, but I would always be afraid to let our animals roam outside alone.

[TBoneTX 49,616]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

you are introducing they young mini-B to the finer things in life.

He seized the Passover wine at the recent service and insisted on trying it, oh well man.

He didn't start yodeling in fractured Spanglish afterward, so there's that man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

the orange miu returned home ok

They found him, relief man.

He's young and didn't have a role model (role miu-del), si and no man.

We can tell by watching his "hunting" instincts with indoor toys, there but undeveloped man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

I would always be afraid to let our animals roam outside alone

Our chicafriend of [mumble] years ago had Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- mius, si man.

She insisted on letting them roam outside, "it's their nature" man.

All Many (2+2+2) met their end before our one miu-of-the-time met hers, si and sigh and object lesson man.

[TBoneTX 49,616]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 1 GS and 2 ESs for Friday, surprisingly few man.

The GS timed out, ought to be a State Jail Felony to end them before noon man.  

 

We attended the 2 ESs, attend we man.

Both ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- tupacs rectangular/sectional foam plates*, NIP large party-napkins, combo pack party-napkins & 

          lunch plates, bag large party-napkins = $1, steal man

  -- >half-full box Kleenex = $1, OK man

Total = $2

 

*we plan to bring these to annual block BBQ on Saturday, donate we man

[Neonred 4,202]

24 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

*we plan to bring these to annual block BBQ on Saturday, donate we man

Sounds like you will get a chance to eat some real food.

 

Brisket and baked beans?

 

Probably need a beer to wash it all down.

[TBoneTX 49,616]

27 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Brisket and baked beans?

Probably will be some of that, si man.

We usually consume 2 or Many gigantic hamburgers + ketchup, ingest usually we man.

Might also consume one or more hot dogs, ingest possibly we man.

It is free, so we intend to gorge ourself until we're about to be sick, F$WM.

27 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Probably need a beer to wash it all down.

We will look for sugar-free non-Diet Coke stuff, probably not much of that man.

 

For your specific info, we just din-dinned on MTG, delectable man.   

Edited 6 hours ago by TBoneTX

[Ban Hammer 15,160]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

She insisted on letting them roam outside, "it's their nature" man.

All Many (2+2+2) met their end before our one miu-of-the-time met hers, si and sigh and object lesson man.

i've heard some say that too - yet it's also in their nature to be flattened by cars, attacked by other cats, dogs, coyotes, owls, snakes, infested with parasites, and so on. 
and that's just the civilized animals, humans do far worse.

[TBoneTX 49,616]

2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

it's also in their nature to be flattened by cars, attacked by other cats, dogs, coyotes, owls, snakes, infested with parasites, and so on

We've had nightmares about letting our miu in the back yard and then an owl or falcon swoops down, shudder we man.

2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

humans do far worse

In our old 'hood, a kid tied a miu behind his bicycle and dragged it, horrible man.

(The miu lived, thankfully man.)

We looked into the kid's eyes and saw not one flicker of soul, future mass murderer man.

[TBoneTX 49,616]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Awoke before stinkin' alarm again,   we man.

Breakfast/lunch was 2 turkey-&-Swiss sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

After ES-ing, found legacy supermarket with Powerade Zero grape on sale, stock up F$WM.

We now have more PZg than will fit in the fridge, heavenly situation man.

Also bought Many (2+1) 2-liter r'b'r bottles there, good stuff and Major Food Group man.

Afterward, we completed Two Guys grocerying at Aldi, grocery we man.

 

Returned to casa and serviced indignant miu, service miu we man.

Mini-B. soon de-skoolbused and arrived, Happy Friday'd wee man man.

He & ex-Mrs.-T-B. had caucused yestereve about orange miu, calmer-but-still-wary wee man man.

He wanted to see miu ASAP, so we T-B.-mobiled him back to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, compliant we man.

 

As above-stated, din-din was MTG, delectable and take that Bro G man.

Massively needed siesta truncated by hip pain,   we man.

 

Delinquent medical test results finally posted, no reason for delay man.  

Miu has awakened from lengthy miu-siesta and is nuzzling our keyboarding hands, affectionate miu man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Might hit one or more GSs on Saturday, neutral we man.

Neighborhood cookout late Saturday eve, attend we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.